74 days left till greatness

TLOU is 7 years old and Yas Forums is still seething so i honestly doubt it

I want to jam my cock between ellie's ass cheeks

I miss young Ellie already. She was so fucking cute.

The word you are looking for is pretentious retardation

Yup, leaked awhile back. Combine those dubious leaks with the imagery in the trailer and ND’s very conservative marketing and you’ve got a dumpster fire waiting to happen

The game is rated M, not A. There won't be any rape.

It doesn't have to be onscreen. They'll probably do it like Game of Thrones/MGSV Ground Zeroes, where you just hear it, and maybe see Ellie's reaction to it.

>There won't be any rape.
There won’t be any SHOWN rape, there can still be cut aways and such. So long as it isn’t shown directly they can avoid the “Sexual Violence” ERSB tag well as the AO rating. Though it would have to be really explicit to get the latter, anyways.

Yup. Those fucking devs had better be crunching their BALLS off right about now. If I don't have at least a few dozen dead Naughty Doggos after a release, it's a shit game.

>74 days left till greatness.

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Yes

Well shit.

Most likely a Netorare revenge story seeing as her lesbian lover is raped.

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I actually liked the first game so seeing shit go this way pisses me off desu. Never gonna be a snoyboy ever again
What possesses nips to draw such shite?

I'm still buying the game but I wish it had a more interesting premise than a typical revenge story.

24 days till I isolate myself and avoid the internet, particularly this board, like a plague for the rest of this game's life cycle till a price drop 'cause I'm a poor fag and in my country a dollar is five times more expensive in my currency.

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Joel dies, Ellie is able to command the infected.

>I'm a poor fag and in my country a dollar is five times more expensive in my currency.
Same here, but I saved up a year in advance and will pre-order it in a couple of weeks.

>Joel dies

Thank you, captain obvious.

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It's almost a guarantee that Joel will die. ND is going to try surpass the first game somehow, story and technical wise, or at least meet the expectations, and that will almost definitely mean the death of Joel and some new twists.

The thing is the death of Joel would be no twist at all. Everybody knows he's gonna die since this game was fucking announced with Ellie as the protagonist.

Will you be able to kill any white male you meet?

yes even joel

Of course.

How many crunches does it take to be GOTY?

>Yup, leaked awhile back.
Was it?

All of them

And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Are they really going to make a rape scene thnough? I mean that would be ridiculous but I don't think jewman is so retarded to include it.

No, there is no sex/rape in M rated games. At least nothing explicit.

All sonibronies have left is a zombie movie about an angry lesbian.

Get fucked lad. This series is straight trash.

More like 74 days till gayness.

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>what is Ghost of KINOshima

Still going to sell millions.

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But they said something about sex and nudity. I remember threads.

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A samurai movie about batman

>giving a shit how many copies a games sells as if you were an investor and not caring only about the game quality
Typical sonyfag, or gaymer if you will, given how gay this series is.

Well. That's lame.

>>what is Ghost of KINOshima

Kino indeed. I might check it on Youtube.

sorry but sales are the only metric for a successful game

Honestly if he does it will be the most eye rolling predictable thing Naughty Dog has done. But again, Joel is in his early-mid 60's in Part II so it's won't be that surprising i guess.

>SJW Pandering, The Game

Like the first.

Not buying Tlou2.

>Joel dies
oh hey wholesome friendo :) YAAAASS QUEEN SLAY! FUCK THAT YT BOI JOWEL. this! so much this! oh boy i'm literally shaking rn. it's almost as if as a white person, maybe, just maybe losing all faith in humanity, it's called being a decent human being y'all toxic folks. let's unpack this - oh sweet summer child... you do realize PoC and LGBTQ+ bigotry is problematic. let that sink in. ding, ding, ding! just shut up and listen - YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE! Wow... just wow. oof. Yikes. i literally can't even... oh, sweetie... who hurt you?

Who would win in a fight? Punished Ellie or Murderhobo nuLara?

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Ellie because nuLara would be too busy thinking about horses

This has been relaxed immensely in the past decade. I can't count how many games with nudity and strong sexual content have an M rating. Unless AO literally requires genitals to be shown.

I have no faith that the current Naughty Dog can deliver a compelling narrative

witcher 3 is only M and you fuck people every 10 minutes in that

And Witcher 3 is milquetoast in its sexual content compared to Witcher 2.

And don't forget futas.

If they were fighting over a horse though..