Live in Ohio

>One roll per day

The worst game of the generation

>1 roll per day

You know you should actually wash your ass too?

Lots of natural beauty in Ohio. I miss when everybody thought the state had nothing to it, with all the growth in Columbus the place has become more and more congested over the years. It's a shame.
I've traveled the country and Columbus is essentially a less faggy New York. But it's getting up there with all the yups being shipped in for software and finance jobs. Our homeless are growing, too.
I'm not lying, user, the governor just ordered that all restaurants shut the fuck down and stay closed until we've seen the results of Coronavirus. He's also floating the idea of keeping public schools closed until the end of the year.

>because everyone needs it.
>needs
Catch me outside shitting in the woods, using leaves to clean my ass.

i dont even care if youre trolling, but holy fuck who uses 1 roll of toilet paper PER DAY? Are you shitting every 2 hours? lmfao

> Real life is becoming a delivery game

Definitely a garbage game

based

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Carry out and delivery is still allowed, isn't it?

t. Dayton user

Living here makes me want to kill myself.

The most overrated shit creator of the world

Haters gonna hate

Yes it is. Soon enough the only way to make money will be to work for Doordash and Uber while clothed in fully protective gear. Kojima, man.

I got a bidet

>mfw my face when I realize Kojima not only made every MGS by himself but also invented deliveries
BASED GENIUS

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Game's pretty good desu

Ohio more like Sayonara lmao

Nah.
The game is actually TRASH.
Deal with it. And don't cry too much.
Because it is the truth

ok. you owned me

Haters gonna hate

And Kojimbo boys gonna cry a lot.
Because the game is a trash and a FLOP

Haters gonna hate

Nah niggy Midwest is Best

Kojimbo boys gonna cry a lot.
For FLOP STRANDING

Nah, it's just an overrated shit created.
Basically an egomaniac idiot

>>Death Stranding slowly becoming real life
How long until MGSV becomes real life?

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The game was launched last year. (you) spend your days hating the game to this day and samefag all you can.

If there's one thing certain, it's that (you) cannot let it go because (you) are an obsessed autistic moron.

And like any other haters, you gonna hate.

Based cbus user. Although the short north and such are some of the gayest places on the planet they have some neat shops. Haven't been there in a couple years though.

/thread

Yas Forumsfags are laughing at everyone behind their piles of food, water, and ammo that they have been stocking up on for months when retards were calling this a nothingburger

Considering how we're not being attacked by mud ghosts or rain that makes us age rapidly, but a virus some chinks let loose, no he didn't predict anything. And the coronavirus spread is over-hyped by the media to create panic.

>Haven't been there in a couple years though
It's gotten gayer. And if you dine in the short north, don't take leftovers home, as you'll inevitably be stopped five times on the way back to your car to please give a homeless person some food because they haven't eaten in days; or to please donate money to some guy who's just gotten out of jail and is trying to turn his life around, god bless. I cut some guy off midspeech yesterday with that horseshit just trying to pick a fucking pizza up.

If you miss the Short North vibe, though, and want to avoid homeless people, check out what they've done to Dublin. It's essentially becoming its own self-contained playground of restaurants and highrises.

>rain that makes us age rapidly
You're being attacked by airborne aids that makes you die rapidly, faggot. Mud ghosts are the illegal immigrants.

Ridiculous and retarded Kojimbo boys is still here?!
Just for cry even more for Trash Stranding

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Hater gonna hate

Easily the worst Kojima game ever made and the worst open world game of the generation

Idiots Kojimbo boy still crying.
Go home baby, you're saaaad

I don't give a fuck about DS. Seeing you being so salty is entertaining enough.

You're only convincing yourself, hater.

Cry a lot.
Cry always and forever.
For the worst Kojima game.
Really saaaaaad for you Kojimbo boys

Zoom into a noose

I can see him posting that on his twitter

>shitting as much as hollywood tells you to
nice try NPC but i'm not gonna cut back to 1 roll

Horrible bad game

Same thing is happening over here in California. A large indian casino is also being temporarily closed.

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Ohio is the best. I miss living in Cinny.
Ohio it has some great sights, amazing fossil graveyard, home of the serpent mounds, a river that used to be so goddamn toxic, and I miss my touchdown Jesus.
Yeah, Ohio is fucking weird and the people who live here. I recommend listening to this for some insight, also great if you're into paranormal Ohio astonishinglegends.com/al-podcasts/2019/9/12/ep-153-james-willis-and-the-ghosts-of-ohio
midwest be west

Hater is hating

This is just the equivalent of the idiotic egomaniac that is Kojima.
A ridiculous sad man

And Kojimbo boy still crying a lot.
For FLOP STRANDING

I see my toilet paper word filter is already paying dividends.

Hater is still hating

And Kojimbo boy still crying.
How much sad you are?
Really saaaaaaaaad
For this atrocious trash game

Hater gonna hate

>How the fuck does he keep doing it?
He has an sd card with a copy of the internet from the year 3080. Kind of like Biff in Back To The Future 2.

God I love it when you retards do this, it's like screaming into an abyss except there's two different people stating their opinions over and over, refusing to stop.

It makes me not feel so bad about my life

And Kojimbo boy still crying.
How much sad you are?
Really saaaaaaaaad
For this atrocious FLOP game

Haters gonna hate

these threads are unironically the reason I'm not buying death stranding.

And Kojimbo boy still crying.
How much sad you are?
Really saaaaaaaaad
For this atrocious Garbage game.

All aboard the cope boat. Full speed ahead.

Haters gonna hate

And idiot Kojimbo boy still crying.
How much sad you are?
Really saaaaaaaaaaaaaad
For this ridiculous FLOP game

talk about taking a mile, death stranding isn't about people getting flu

based dayton user

Hater is hating

>people need expensive soft paper
nigga one ply gets the job done just fold

My favorite pasta

And Kojimbo boy still crying.
How much idiot retarded you are?
I think you're a lot stupid.

With that kind of logic you might as well buy two ply and separate the plys to have one ply.

If you're using one ply and folding then you're using twice the toilet paper anyways, what's the point

Hater is still hating

You can still go to fast food places, you just have to use the drive through. Although when I went to get something earlier, McDonalds had signs up saying the lobby would still be open, just that it closes after 9.

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DS was a bigger disappointment than MGSV