TheActChad has spoken. Death Stranding is indeed a bad game

Not nearly as much of a HUGE FLOP as my dick

I have spoken. Death Stranding is okay.

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Ameri Ka

absolutely based

strand is also English for beach, you retard

Does kojima realize using foreign languages for emphasis doesn't work when you're appealing to an international audience? Doesn't really work anywhere outside Japan in fact.

Why is everyone who hates this game so bad at it? There's always a ton of footage of them stumbling like a retard and breaking all their shit.

I've already played and loved this game but fuck you for posting a pic from the end of the game.

>>cliff is the opposite of bridge
someone explain this

WHAT THE FUCK BROS KOJIMACHADS WON

It's a hard game man

I dont get it either. I think I only lost my shit after stumbling like 2 times in the entire game.

Americans just don't get it

posting an actual good analysis of the game and not just someone trying (and failing) to be funny
youtube.com/watch?v=k86mmvZR-sI

shut the fuck up

Dont know who this is but just looking at all his thumbnails and titles for all his videos tells me he is a complete normiefag. I cant comprehend how people go on youtube to be told what to think on vg and film.

Easily the worst open world game ever played

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Holding L2 + R2 is too hard for them.

Let me guess. This video is going to be dripping with post-irony.

The Youtuber is going to have a skit where he does something awkward (extra points if it's off script) and the camera will zoom in on him like it's all WaAaAaAaAacky!!!!1! There's also most likely going to be skit humor? Maybe there will be a skit where he's Sam and he's trekking around a city?

His points are going to be shit. He's going to try forcefully emphasizing that HIS bad time with the game will mean EVERYONE has a bad time with this game. He will insist that the game is OBJECTIVELY bad even though it isn't (extra points if he rolls it back and tries to say "guys, it's okay to like this game even if it's not for me" even though he spent forty minutes trashing it as pure unadulterated garbage.

I'm being serious here, I haven't watched the video. Dipshits like this guy are just a dime a dozen. The era of post-irony is literally turning everyone into jaded dipshits that constantly have an axe to grind.

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Kojima has never made a bad game, just games too smart too understand.

An excuse for Hideo Kojima to flirt with Hollywood rental friends on Sony's paycheck. Shows through in how little regard for gameplay Death Stranding was tailored for. Even the most braindead Final Fantasy games are better.

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>Kojima has never made a game*
Fixed for you.

You build a bridge over a cliff.

Kojidrone cope

Man you're saying all of this with an anime image

Nah fuck off, I'd say the same thing if it were any other game. And you'd reply with the same "x drone cope" post because you're literally insane and get an actual dopamine rush from being condescending to people.

I don't give a fuck about Kojima or Konami. I want this insanity to stop. I want people to stop flexing how hardcore they are because they don't like The Beatles or Citizen Kane. I'm tired of negativity being the norm.

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>Anime image

Posting on Yas Forums, the absolute shameless bitter reply of a marketer who needs to e-defend the honor of a hack video game.

I was going to watch the video to see this footage, but when it started with the guy re-enacting gameplay in real life I instinctively closed the window.

>no anime image
At least you've learned a lesson today.

>I want people to stop flexing how hardcore they are because they don't like The Beatles or Citizen Kane
Shitting on Death Stranding is like dunking on an Adam Sandler movie at this point. It's already a joke to most people.

>game is shilled to hell and back
>red flags point to it being trash
>"you havent played it yet, it'll be great!"
>comes out, it's trash
>"it was just okay you set your expectations too high!"
repeat for cyberpunk and any other game with 99% of the effort in the marketing campaign and 1% of the effort into making it a good game, low IQ npcs like this guy will always defend this kind of garbage

Reread my post. I'm not comparing DS to The Beatles, retard. Way to completely miss my point.

Adam Sandler is based as all fuck

>I'm not comparing DS to The Beatles, retard
Yes you are.

Your memes are like 5 years out of date.

Death Stranding is shit and deserves to be ridiculed

I'm being serious here, you need to kill yourself. I know you want to, you're on Yas Forums for fucks sake. Just fucking do it. I know for a fact that you want to die you stupid faggot cocksucker nigger mother fucker.

He's not, you didn't get it.

You seem upset.
Explain.

Why are polcels such e-celeb fluffers?

When a thing is stuck on a beach it's a Beached Thing, or BT!

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If you think Death Stranding is shit then you've never actually played a shit game in your life. This hyperbolic language is exactly what I'm fucking talking about.
Yeah I'm pretty fucking upset actually. Do you not feel like this increase in hyper-negativity and the glorification of cynicism is a bad thing?

Came into this thread just to laugh at you lmao
Imagine going to an anime and loli porn website and whining about Chinese cartoons
Imagine being you, how fucking embarrassing

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Death Stranding is too intelligent for some meathead loser who loves cowadoody and gaylo
Color me suprised

>i seek validation from e-celeb, thats how bad my taste is and how braindead i am

shut the fuck up Kojimadrone

>Do you not feel like this increase in hyper-negativity and the glorification of cynicism is a bad thing?
I feel that is hardly a concern when a "game" like Death Stranding is so shitty the hatred is warranted.

Yeah get fucked, so I'm totally right and you have nothing to say. Good to know.

point out the "memes" in my post

>ame
It also is the word for rain, which isn't so good in that game.

>Imagine going to an anime and loli porn website
I think you've a got a wrong URL, cringelord. This is a forum about videogames.

fuck off cultist

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing is shit. Ride to Hell: Retribution is shit. Again, you're using REALLY HYPERBOLIC terminology.

The game is subpar. It's average. It clearly has an audience. This hyperbolic language is exactly why people like you need to be gutted in the streets to make the world a better place.

Cult of Hideo Kojima is still alive, I see, I see.

Death Stranding is shit, deal with it Kojidrone.

I'd tell you to kill yourselves but you'll do it eventually since I know you're depressed

It's a very comfy game. Tempted to do an offline playthrough later on once I beat it the first time.

Big Rigs is a masterpieces. Being able to drive in reverse so fast you occupy every point in the world simultaneously isn't a bug, it is the pinnacle of existential expressionism.

Easily the worst Kojima game ever made

I think you're lost normalfag, this is where we watch braaap videos and jerk off to cartoon pictures of sonics feet

kill yourself Kojimadrone, we dont want you here

>we
There are no "we", you are alone, one lonely pathetic cringelord.

gonna give it a couple months while i wait for the game to drop to like $15/20 then i might play it.

>if you don't like shitty pretentious movie games you are depressed

No normalfag, WE are the majority here, you are the itty bitty little wittle NPC beepboop election tourist that came to a website for degenerates and stink the place up with your PATHETIC normalfaggotry

How about you go date some fat girl and say nigga a lot too, you literal joke

Just avoid it.
This trash game isn't worth it.
Even 10$ is too much, and a waste of money, for this terrible garbage game

No, if you have a hyper-jaded attitude towards the entire world and feel the need to make a THIRTY MINUTE LONG YOUTUBE VIDEO about why this game is bad makes you depressed.

I can guarantee you that Youtuber who made this video is depressed. I can guarantee that he's made plenty of jokes talking about how "HAHAHA I'M DEPRESSED GUYS AREN'T I SO QUIRKY!?"

It's because everyone is depressed. It feels good to be a hyper-jaded asshole that talks down to people. Our society is literally getting dopamine rushes from being cruel and shitty to each other while covering it in a layer of post-irony. This is why we lost our fucking souls and our passion. This is why the world is so fucking gray right now.

Shut the fuck up, bad parody of a human being, before you embarrass yourself any further.

That's nice, but Death Stranding is still an objectively shitty game.

>le jaded cringing American that is totally "based and redpilled"

Why do I not give a shit about this guy's opinion?

>Wanted to replay the game for a while
>Wanted to wait for a bit before doing it to not get bored
>Coronavirus confines the whole country in their homes
>Want to go out but can't
>mfw I realize Death Stranding is literally the perfect escapist experience for the scenario we're living in right now

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Someone explain to me who this Redditor normalfag is and why he's posting like a 60 year old who just discovered the buzzwords of early 2010's. Is this the audience of Hollywood circlejerk normies that makes up the initial opening month sales of Death Stranding? Because that game didn't sell anymore after its first month, lol. Fucking weirdos I tell ya.

Cliffs divide things, bridges connect things. Think canyons.

Sounds like a lot of personal issues.
You ever tried playing a good game like Max Payne?

I think Death Stranding is a gigantic piece of shit and it's got terrible writing, but he's a complete retard.
>We gotta get him to the incinerator
>"Why do we have to burn the bodies?"
>Gotta get him before he goes necro
>"DURR, WHAT DOES NECRO MEAN???"
>Why not just burn him here?
>And send all that Chiralium into the air? No way!
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS CHIRALIUM??? I DON'T GET IT!!"

Maybe just wait like 5 fucking minutes and they'll answer it for you. This guy's a fucking retard

because you're upset he shits on a crappy walking sim