Why does everyone suck your dick non-stop during half-life 2?

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the leader of the human resistance was a bro to gordon at black mesa and worked hand in hand with the vorts when they were freed by freeman, the vorts practically worship freeman and likely shared that story with eli and the rest of the humans as the basis for helping them resist the combine - without him the humans would have been alone in the fight against the combine so his name probably means a lot to anyone not under direct combine rule who still has resistance contact

Is that a Michael Jackson mod?

the vortigaunts spread the word
Also the lamda complex geeks probably did too

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Because it's a badly written game and a nerd wish fulfillment. A nerdy scientist with superior physical prowess and a hot girl cheering him on constantly.

FULLY

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the playtesters liked it

I don’t care. When is the Artifact relaunch?

if was like that why dark souls is so famous?

based german coomer autists delivering these mods for years

dark souls is famous because of it's reputation
the amount of people who have actually finished dark souls isn't all that high. most of the sales it gets is because of its meme status as HARDEST/BEST GAME EVER BRO

>the amount of people who have actually finished dark souls isn't all that high
And a disproportionate number of those only made it by getting carried by phantoms or utilizing the convenient cheese that Miyazaki always leaves in

What exactly happened to Freeman between HL1 and 2 that got him on that subway? Seems like the Combine should know who he is via retinal scam or something and take him out on the spot.

el atrocidad

He didn't deserve all the hate he got

yeah faggot but dark souls doesnt give you positive reinforcement is the other side and horror games like resident neither have that.

and isnt like you are always with alyx like with other npcs, stop making you retard shit faggot.

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Breen is aware of Freeman's presence almost immediately

combine only know about freeman in words, most of them die in freeman hands and is not like they capture him to take an eye scan.

>Canonically it was like your first month on the job
no.
also, simply being at black mesa means that he is the very cream of the crop to begin with.
but not only that, freeman CANONICALLY scored top at physical training exams at black mesa which involves weapons.
> you get caught up in some science experiment gone wrong
yes, and then you help everyone along the way, stop the situation from escalating further, fight of the special forces coming to deep six the facility, and then enter the invaders' dimension to eliminate their leader and prime method of transportation.
> just try(ing) to survive
yeah no, see above.
>And now in HL2 everyone is pretending you're some wizard scientist and messiah
nobody in HL2 pretends that you are some scientist extraordinaire, except vance and kleiner, who worked with freeman, insist that he should work in the lab, despite knowing what he can do in power armour.
>messiah
yeah, living under genocidal opression tends to stoke desires for a messianic figure, and who better than someone who fits the bill.

They don't capture him immediately to see where he goes to get Eli and Kleiner

This. They say this outright in their game commentary.

I highly recommend you learn english before posting again.

>retinal scam

you have a dick worth sucking for

i like to think hl1 bhop speed run gordon freeman is who everyone is remembering when they talk to you in hl2.

Because Demon's Souls fuck you.

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FERNS

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>free vorts from slavery
>they tell literally everybody

Sorry bro, they got nuked.

Has not played the games and/or is genuinely retarded.
>The right man in the wrong place...
>Point Insertion
>I didn't see you get on...
>You, citizen, come with me!
>He was about to board a train for Nova Prospekt!

As said earlier they wanted to follow him to find the rest of the underground
That's why they start coming after you once you lead them to Kliners lab

8
days

>is not like they capture him to take an eye scan.
Episode 2.

Are you retarded and incapable of paying attention?

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Freeman went to XEN and got MIA. That was years before the Combine established rules on earth. Why would you add some dude who died 20 years ago in literally another dimension to the citizen database? It's not until Breen personally recognizes you all shit goes loose "I never seen it lit up like that!" and metropolice just straight up executing the underground railroad that existed for decades without them caring

Why are you talking about a video game you haven't played?

Actually redpilled

This. Early iterations of the game had most npcs dismissive of Gordon or even outright hostile (proven in the 2003 leak), but this didn't playtest well, so they instead made everyone love Gordon.

>That was years before the Combine established rules on earth
Seven hours before they conquered the Earth.

>More retards who didn't play HL2.

Also, there's a whole week where the rebels were passing around stories of how Freeman singlehandedly stormed and destroyed the Combine stronghold Nova Prospekt.

No, retard.

Gordon LITERALLY got teleported onto the C17 train, he spent 20 years sleeping in Gman's dungeon. The combine start coming after him because various combine systems detect a 'miscount' - scanners, cameras and CPs report that Gordon is not supposed to be in the city. That's why the apartment raids happen - to find the excess citizen. It is to show how totalitarian and orvellian combine are, they keep exact track of how many citizens live in City 17's blocks and who they are, they also regulate who comes and goes into the city via secure train stations and relocation tickets. That's also why rebels have to take the underground railroad - there is no other way out and into the city.

NOOOOOOO STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

If sure you've got a defence for it but you can't deny that it's a general trend

Oh, absolutely. In fact I'd wager Episode Two is pretty damn guilty of this, what with Eli telling you to fuck his daughter and Alyx getting flustered in a cute way. But HL2 starts you off as a nobody, with citizens not giving a shit about you until they hear that you've been making your way through the underground railroad and killing CPs along the way. This narrative that's been going on for sometime that HL2 is all fellation of Gordon is untrue.

Thanks

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There's even that part at the manhack intro where the underground railroad guy assumes the sudden crackdown isn't about Gordon despite the fact that Gordon wearing the hazard suit should be a big clue that he isn't just yet another fleeing citizen.

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Yep

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>Eli's ashes in the cupboard
I never noticed that before

>(Shadow - ow) + Man = ______

>Play Black Mesa
>Now i understand

Yeah it's deserved.

It's true. Originally hardly anyone but Barney and then Kleiner knew who Gordon was, what he'd done, that he'd been MIA for years, and the significance of his return.

Even still they treated Gordon as a liability and thorn in their side that they just wanted gone before he could ruin everything.

When they rewrote the story they turned Gordon into Jesus.

Here's a fan reconstruction:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hb1fYjbNPbs
youtube.com/watch?v=8Kt3QzLSJeo
Better than what they went with.

>another retard who didn't play hl2

>tfw cinematic mod autist is a genius after all
>he put dick sucking lips on the characters because they all suck your dick

Needs more ferns

>That wink

Is this the new Leon and Chris?

So what about that isn't correct?

Gordon still ruins everything, but from the moment he's on the run out of Kleiners, every person he comes across sucks his cock and gives him whatever supplies they have. They had a couple concepts of people basically telling him to fuck off.

>simply being at black mesa means that he is the very cream of the crop to begin with

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These fat fucks are absolutely deadly with their deagles, god forbid you splash damage one of them

oh wow, THESE rooms you're locked in while the characters talk for half an hour would have been so much better than the ones we got. we truly missed out.

Fuck it. It's quarantine on a Sunday so I guess it's time to play Half-Life 2 again. I'll see if my opinion changes.