Why does everyone suck your dick non-stop during half-life 2?
Why does everyone suck your dick non-stop during half-life 2?
Colton Campbell
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Michael Phillips
You managed to fight your way through an alien horde and kill and Elder God looking guy.
Robert Rivera
HL2 is a self-esteem boosting sim
Tyler Mitchell
valve understood that gamers are autistic children who need constant positive reinforcement. this is also why you get "trophies" for pushing start at the beginning of most games.
they also knew that if a female character isn't clearly eyecandy then the only way gamers would like her is if she made it very clear she thinks you're great and would get on her knees at any time for you
Jeremiah Ortiz
Yeah but how the fuck does anyone else know or care about that? The vortigaunts know but why should the humans care?
Eli Kelly
this
Colton Gray
They are the real head crab aliens
Eli Flores
FULLY
Cameron Martinez
because you are gordon freeman retard, what is better than that?
Sebastian Adams
How do you get to replace Jesus in HL2's world exactly? Canonically it was like your first month on the job and you get caught up in some science experiment gone wrong and just try to survive and then disappear for 10 years.
And now in HL2 everyone is pretending you're some wizard scientist and messiah