This game is ASS
This game is ASS
Ethan Walker
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Matthew Miller
How long until James goes full bald?
Alexander Rogers
It made me eat ass out of my own ass
Matthew Ward
this game is so asinine it made me spew my shit back the other way
Jackson Kelly
Hoping he does more videos on ports of games, the new one was good.
Samuel Moore
When you DIE, you go ALL the way back!
Nicholas Morris
Post greentexts of how he'd react if he were to play the last game you played
Brody Rivera
Stop with this meme. I had seen his first 10 videos of S1. He already had a bald spot back then
Thomas Rodriguez
He's like 40 already, the hairline recession is already over and all that will happen from now on is that his hair will get more sparse over time but with the same pattern.
Anthony Wood
NO CHOPPA OFFA
Jace Campbell
THIS GAME IS SO MUCH FUCKIN ASS ID RATHER HAVE AN ASS SHITTING DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH FOR ALL ETERNITY THAN PLAY ANOTHER FUUUUCCCKIN SECOND OF THIS SHITTY ASS GAME
Dominic Nelson
I feel like he hit a lull where he was starting to question continuing the AVGN character but as of late I feel like he's gotten back into it and feels refreshed.
Grayson Butler
IT'S LIKE OH MY GOD WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Logan Hughes
>season 1 (the innocent era): "I played this game as a kid and it SUCKS ASS"
>season 2 (finding his stride): "This game I may or may not have played as a kid SUCKS ASS"
>seasons 3+4 (the comfortable niche): "Let's talk about shitty consoles, peripherals, and games from when we were kids. and occasionally some good ones"
>seasons 5+6 (The second golden age): "Let's talk about horrible games nobody played, and games that I actually liked playing."
>seasons 7-10 (Stagnation): "Watch me go bald and call a PS1 game poopy anus for a couple of years"
>seasons 11-13 (Dark age): "This video brought to you by screenwave entertainment and NordVPN"
Noah Sullivan
Peak episode?
Joshua Russell
>UGH HE IS SO PATHETIC CAUSE HE SWEARS
>It is now illegal to even say ass on youtube without getting demonetized
Did we win bros? Did we chase all the poo poo potty mouths away?
Jace Richardson
Is he talking about Arcanum or Troika games in general? Regardless, he's right
Asher Lee
The sponsor shit is because otherwise the show is done. You can't monetize a video where you're going "fucking diarreah shit!" in 2020.
Henry Garcia
Spot on assessment.
Hunter Walker
defend this
Jack Ortiz
I don't get it so explain it to me. Is the issue that he used physical media or what?
Owen Price
season 7 should be in golden age, it has some of the best episodes hes ever put out PLUS its in HD which most episodes cant say
It was also before skits fully took over
>Schwarzenegger KINO
>Ghosts N Goblins KINO
>Atari Sports KINO
>Ikari WarriorsKINO
>Toxic Warriors eh
>Bill and Teds decent
>Tiger Games KINO
>Alien 3 decent
>AVGN Games-better than decent but not kino
>Wish List Pt. 1 KINO
>Wish List Pt. 2-better than decent but not kino
Anthony Kelly
He doesn't get modern tech
Oliver Hill
>this game is ass!! Like my wife's ass after the bull gets done with her!!
Idk guys the past few years his jokes have gotten a little strange.. like wtf did he mean by this
Carter Turner
So?
Carson Mitchell
Go back to 2014, niGGer
Jack Reed
Wish I could go back to 2006 when I thought this retard saying poop and shit over and over was funny
Jason Wilson
>Before you leap you must look
I looked I looked!
>Before you look you must think
>Before you think you must feel
FUCK!
>Before you fuck, you must use, proper protection
Carter Long
Early peak: Bible games 1
Middle peak: His castlevania retrospectives
Late peak: Earthbound
Ryder Adams
Thomas Torres
What was the last great AVGN episode?
Colton Turner
>Wish I could go back to 2006
we all do user, we all do
Anthony Bailey
what's your favorite bit from AVGN?
I still laugh at the "it's alive it's alive! how bout it's ass it's ASS!"
Elijah Williams
Scrotum guns
Where did their hair go?
Jose Morales
I love all the bits when the guests outshine him and he's trying his hardest to not break character and start laughing.
>When I was a teenager in Tijuana I had some pussy with wings
Thomas Robinson
Probably this or "WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY"
Angel Price
The intro to Atari 5200.
Jack Perry
>LIKE THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BUTTONS TO WORK WITH?
Jonathan Phillips
Basically. Fuck YouTube's ad algorithm demonitizing videos because "Think of the children!"
Cameron Johnson
Youtube is not a job zoomers youtube for years didnt pay shit and it shouldnt because its trash content
Zachary Sanders
>Cowabunga... Cow-a-FUCKIN' PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea comin' outta my dick! This game is as appealing as a fuckin' ooze-infested dirty fuckin' sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls! This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fuckin' yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, IT FUCKIN' BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... and I don't like it.
Luke Ortiz
Please go back
Hunter Roberts
Ok wagey
Jaxon Barnes
This game is like a fucking NIGGER who wont work on the fields just a lazy piece of fucking shit no matter how many times you try to WHIP some sense into these porch monkeys all they do is sit around and smoke weed and rape the english language I FUCKING HATE THEM but yeah... The game though? Yeah its bad i guess
Joseph Powell
Wont matter when you turn 30 and people will stop watching your poor ass for the next young boy you all gonna be standing behind the mcdonalds cashier
Julian Ortiz
Will AVGN ever be the same again...?
Gavin Thomas
there are no shitty games left unless he starts reviewing newgrounds games
Jaxson Myers
HeS THE ANGRY NINTENDO NEEERD the angry video game james
IAM GONNA RAPE 3000 NIGGER TORNADOS LETS FUCKING GO BA BA BA BA BANG BANG BANG YOU SHOOT ME DOWN BANG BANG I HIT THE GROUND BANG BANG shooooot me doooown. I watched beastars today and am gonna fap to bunny girls now thnaks nezflixxxxjmdmskksjwjwjakdnnfhdhdhsjjakskuf
Matthew Murphy
>will a father of two in his forties ever be in his early twenties again
Yes.
Ryder Cox
you can tell that Motherfucker Mike wrote this one
Jose Scott
AHHH IAM IN A SEGA CD GAME WHAT THE FUCK NOOOO. TAKE ME OUT OH MY GOD AHHHH THE VIDEO LOOKS. LIKE SHIZ OH M, GOD MOOOOOOOM AHHHHHHHHH
5000 years ago a strolling pack of niggers left a turd
That turd grew up
And became
The
Acng
The accentric nigger gub
And now hes gonna be chunking and gunkingbyour nans balls ananaannanannaanna
Ian Foster
>I've got something to blow the lid off the crap barrell
>Time to flip the shit switch
>Turn up the diarrhoea dial
>ITS BIBLE GAMES ON CD-i
Parker Perry
Nah
Jace Myers
most overrated unfunny youtuber of all time
Parker Thompson
HES PLAYING THE ANGRY GAMES FROM THE PAST THE GAMES PLAY HIM NOW HE USED TO BE SUCH A NICE KID HE JUST DIED AT 5 YEARS HIS DAD ATE PART OF HIS ROTTING BRAIN POLICE IS STILL ON THE LOOKOUT FOR HIM
AND NOW FOR MORE SOCIATEL. PROBLEMS A BIG VIRUS HAS KILLED EVERYBODY IN MY UNIVERSE AND ITA GONNA HAPPEN HERE ASWELL THE MOON PEOPLE TOLD. ME TO WRITE THIS DOWN TAKE A GUN AND KILL YOURSELF BEFORE THE VIRUS GETS YOU ITS BETTER TRUST ME
John Brown
>acting is not a job boomers acted for years didn't pay shit and it shouldn't because its trash content
James Richardson
I agree, the most recent episode felt like a normal AVGN video for once. Now they just got to get rid of the fat fucks neck beards and he'd be back in business
Nathaniel Williams
GOD IS ANGRY AND REAL LIFE IS JUST A GAME. After long decision... The US..... To use bombs......a gun........... The president has been infected....... Anarchy.......... A
guys? This has all just been a joke dont worry moon people dont exist and the virus will deffinitly not kill us all dont worry this has all been a prank
Anthony Wright
I like the older episodes not being in HD, feels more comfy
Blake Cox
>zoomers actually think actors are on the same level as youtube stars
Kek
Kevin Barnes
>a bot in a avgn thread
for what purpose
Dominic Sullivan
THIS GAME IS A BOATLOAD OF FUCK!
THIS GAME IS THE EQUIVALENT OF SHIT TAKING A SHIT!