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>hype up death stranding as this horror experience like no other
>lmao no you just delivery packages to reconnect the world, here is a bunch of pointless cutscenes with my favorite hollywood actors
I should've known after MGS4 and especially MGSV not to fall for his shit.
>2010
>Yas Forums loves Kojimbo
>2020
>Yas Forums hates Kojimbo
what happened?
And yet you didn't because you're a brainless consumer like all Koji fans.
wtf is this chore simulator
He released an absolutely shit game that proves hes a hack
Not saying he wasn't a visionary, but for the past 10-15 years there has been a distinct lack of people telling him the word "no".
I bought the game $60, beat it, sold it to someone else for $50. I lose $10
el steve jobs of los video games
>an
Hello I am a newfag from Reddit, I am just using this shitty thread by OP to test if I can do spoiler text
Test
That is all. Have a good day, anons! ^-^ I really like gaming haha
only if your time is worthless
People figured out that if left to his own devices, Kojima will just blow money on pretending to be some Hollywood actor's boyfriend instead of making a good game.
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY AUTHENTIC COFFE SET
No you didn't. You sold it back to gamestop for 5 bucks, you loser.
I like Death Stranding
okay user I lied. I played it for 2 hours at most, sold it as fast as I could before the price dropped to shit and moved on. Just watched the shitty ending on youtube instead.
Facebook Marketplace but okay sure dude.
haven't played MGS5 or DS but honestly if people told him no then we would have never gotten The End in MGS3, the best boss fight in videogame history
I'm mildly baiting but it is really fucking good and I can't imagine many other people who would even try it
>pretending to be some Hollywood actor's boyfriend
Kojima is not a gay.
*3 shit games
>being history revisionist in 2020
what happened
Holy mother of cope
He became popular.
Like Mario and Princess Beach.
Hideo or Kojima?
Yas Forums never liked Kojimbo, Kojimbodrones liked Kojimbo.
the fact that people really didn't bat an eye at this poor translation says it all.
Metal Gear Solid 4 should have been his last game. All the retarded shit was forgivable if it were his last game.
He was never a game developer.
He got hired in konami through nepotism.
No you don't, you pretend to like it to be a contrarian attention whore.
I like Death Stranding
Amazing writing AND amazing gameplay.
Truly the man who single-handedly wrote, coded and created all the art assets for the Metal Gear series if his fans are to be believed.
Keep living a lie, Kojimadrone. It'll bite you in the ass eventually.
Why would liking a game bite me in the ass?
damn this is so deep
Big if true 2bh
jesus user, there's medication for what you have
LA CREATIVIDAD
Yeah. He was actually implying he invented the idea of switching between first and third person.
Death Stranding was the last strike for me, no more Kojima shit.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT LIKE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he simul posts in japanese/english on his different accounts, someone translated the jap one and it didn't come off as extremely arrogant but if the shoe fits....
i like hideo
Death Stranding happened. Pay attention.
Yes, stop liking shitty things.
coronavirus is making everybody xenophobic towards asians
What is Mario 64
whyd his eyes move up his head
*6 shit pseudo-movies
name your top 100 games bet ones shit
Why are you doubling down on acting retarded
There was a launch game for the NES called Gyromite that also had that.
He got popular
Lads, imagine if movie, but YOU can control the main character. Cool, right? I call it "video game".
What a disgusting piece of fanart. Fucking awful.
dumbfuck zoomer.