How are you preparing for the chinese century?

Would a mask even help when you have to physically touch the other person?

Shaking as many hands as possible and not washing afterward

Aus fag here.
I don't trust people not to go crazy so I need a good solid reliable main go to melee weapon.
are these things strong and durable?

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Not really. You'd definitely start denting it up after bashing in a few heads. Doubt it'd last long but I've never been in a boogaloo before.

I've got a chinese gf with rich parents.

Wood is better cause you can easily make it spiked or bladed

Genuinely feel bad for the Chinese

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just get a gun bro

I'm ready

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>Aus fag
>posts pic of baseball bat
oi cunt, where's yer cricket bat

I'm tall and have a big dick.

too complex and dangerous. I just need a rubust metal object.

>chinese """"People""""

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>that blood smeared on her face

OH NO MY PENIS IS GETTING RIGOR MORTIS!

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use a wooden bat, they are heavier

>on the ground
Holy yuck. Find a sofa or something.

i'm not american.

im serving my chinese mistress

>Chinese Century

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>Aus fag here.
>I don't trust people not to go crazy so I need a good solid reliable main go to melee weapon.
>are these things strong and durable?

Why not get a gun? You can get guns in Australia you know. You can still own shotguns. There's your melee weapon.

Not every country is dirty like america where you have to wear shoes indoor.

how did you get so lucky?

>being afraid of a dead body that's been out for awhile
>letting it get in the way of your fishing

1900 should've been the last year China existed

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>year of the rat
>chinks spread plague

You Chinsects will never be relevant. You're replaceable.

>Aw shucks, dis fish has so much positive chi, good for health! Fed on diet of human! Be what you eat!
>Also where is my grounded aborted fetus pills?

its funny cause this is patently true

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>b-but whatabout America
Like clockwork.

live in asia
use dating apps

chinese women are more dominant than any other race's women

OH NO MY SOCIAL SCORE IS GOING DOOOOWN

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youtube.com/watch?v=_Vyo4urabLw

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do people from your country go barefoot when they get to work or something? why would you take off your shoes inside any building that isn't someone's home?

The 'purest' Chinese are ironically probably in Taiwan

>American reveals himself through his massive retardation
>People tell him his shithole sucks
>Rent free haha
No matter how many times you do this you still lost Vietnam, let it go

seriously how can they be so stupid?

I guess they had it coming. if they had pursue excellence and wisdom, none of their misfortune would have happen.
there's a reason why America and Europe is prosperous than Asia and Africa

>Modded Fallout.webm

>he assumes I'm an American
>r-rent free haha
Give it a rest.

So did you Chang.

Still not as stupid as Italians hugging a chinese guy to show how Not Racist they are and becoming the most corona'd country in Europe.

Give me a billion shit-swimming chinks over white guilt any day.

Reminder that P2 masks do nothing to prevent spread of viruses outside stopping you from touching your mouth and even then they're only effective for as long as they aren't damp.

*blocks your path*

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>Chinamen take off their shoes whenever they go indoors
For what purpose? There's no reason unless you're in a casual environment like a house

Do chinks have big tiddy cows like Hitomi Tanaka and Anri Okita?

team prussia, yo

EAT THE BAT SOUP BIGOTS

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>China used to be a super nation that was both feared and respected
>Now all they're even remotely good at is killing themselves on a daily basis
I don't think there's a single better example of a nation living off the high of their own fart fumes by constantly talking so highly about their past and their mythological history than China. It's like they all know they're literal garbage, but try to cope with it by acting inhuman.

And then people wonder why the coronavirus started from china, these motherfuckers eat anything that walks and swim in toxic waste, no wonder their lives are miserable

The only correct answer is to get drunk and set fire to things.

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get a length of rebar and make a padded handle.

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>chinese century
>everyone moving their manufacturing back home

smart op

There's an old joke in my country.
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, they'd have eaten the snake.

Thank you Dr. Purr very cool

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Literally every hardware store near me is sold out of those P2/N95 masks because of this stupid outbreak.

its called static electricity

>red river
HOLY SHIT

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>HA HA YOU AMERICAN PIGS WON'T GET A SINGLE PILL OR MASK NOW DAT WE OWN ALL DA MANUFACTURING! YOU ARE FAULT FOR CORONA VIRUS! AMERICAN MILITARY GAVE IT TO WUHAN!
>Oh no where all my investors going!?

How to get qt Chinese gf?

fucking mutts and slav niggers ruining everything

Ty dr purr very cool

I have questions.

No, it's called God fucking hates "Chinese".

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For particulates they are good and will stop most stuff unless you are working with nanomaterials. Biological stuff, they do nothing.

What in the goddamn?

By doing nothing, since there will never be such a century.

I need a cheap solid melee weapon. Americans with their gun suggestions can fuck right off.

by being tall white and handsome, chinks will pay you to stand next to them so they can add the reflected glory to their face

God, brah.

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Guys, what are the symptoms of corona?
I started to have a sore throat yesterday and my nose is slightly runny, I don't feel like shit yet, do I just have a common cold?

Use a fucking cricket bat you poser cunt.

>Completely torches his clothes, and melts his skin
>Tries to stand up, but the skin on his feet was probably seared off
Jesus Christ
What the fuck even happened

china should've been nuked maybe they wouldn't be fucked up anymore

>tfw bought 20 Dräger X-plore gas mask from Amazon for 80 a pop when it all started
>Sold all of them for 300 bucks because retards buy anythingout of fear mongering, even if the cartridges are not included
Is this how it feels to sell drugs?

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Fake and Ghey

nah

they should git gud and improve themselves.

Everyone remember to thank Chinks for gracing this year with a fucking pandemic.

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Why are you even bringing that up in this context you retard? It's not like the chinks didn't lose worse then we did, South Vietnam only fell because congress refused to authorize the air support Nixon wanted to give them, the PRC got straight up beaten on the battlefield, unlike the US.

So if any of those rolls are thrown to the wall they'll make a city-wide explosion?

Nuke China, repave the land to make it actually stable, and give it to Japan.

the wonky shape makes them garbage to swing and they break easily because they're made in 2 pieces, the handle piece can't support the weight of the paddle on impact.

Japan is partly to blame for all this.
They didn't finish the job in WW2.

Looks delicious

Which baffles me, cause I need them for when I'm doing some spray painting. You're better off with a surgical mask or a full face respirator.

But the best part is that corona actually didn't originate from anything natural
Wuhan, where it all started, has like 3 research facilities where they conjured up a biological weapon that got out because of carelessness

To be fair, people that see Chinese and just assume they have the virus are retarded, but getting this offended over some old white woman is stupid as hell.

>Asians are considered honorary white in America with high education and no sense of danger coming from them from white communities
>Now will be a target of hate
>Us black are immune to the virus

Feels pretty kino

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China=based

Took the Yas Forumsypes long enough to get here.

>Believing shit that literal Facebook Boomers are spouting

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thanks doc

It's fake you cunt
What's not fake is the stock market now crashing due to this retarded shit

>>muh racism
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GIVE IT A FUCKING REST ALREADY YOU RETARDS, THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON RIGHT NOW. TWITTER IS SO FUCKING STUPID THAT IT PHYSICALLY HURTS.

Isolate yourself. Drink a lot of water. Use a humidifier if you have one. Do the things you normally would for a really bad fever. Since this is Yas Forums I can assume that you are at least young-ish, even if you have it you'll have good chances. Problem is you don't want to go infecting elderly which may or may not include realtives, parents or neighbors.

I didn't particularly like China before but now I just fucking hate it, and I hate that it's allowed to get away with so much shit because it has its hands in every shareholder's pockets all over the world.

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They couldn't
The commie cock sucking freedumtards didn't let them

So poorly made.

>Chinese century
>Year of the Rat
>China plans to rewrite the Bible and Quran
>Corona Virus, Swine Flu, Locusts, immense economic downturn, manufacturing moving away from China, trying to start shit with America by denying it drugs

HMMMMM...

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I wonder if China's land is actually just cursed or some shit, or if they really are just incredibly incompetent.

Sup co/ck/lover

China is just peak human greed nothing more really.

Thank god my goverment here in Finland is taxing me more so China can keep doing this

Surgical masks do nothing to protect you, they're to stop you from spreading to others.

>runny noise
this isn't a symptom of corona

I would still recommend you self isolate though