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I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY

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I mean, my wife and I are getting animal crossing for eachother's switches for our anniversary. Plus some other non gaming stuff of course.

What does her boyfriend think about that?

>literally every other company
>Yeah just design whatever you want you know this best

>Nintendo
>IT HAS TO LOOK LIKE MEGABLOCKS AND LETS ADD A BUNCH OF ELECTRONIC GIMMICKS AND MAKE 90% OF THE SET UNIQUE PARTS UNUSABLE FOR ANYTHIGN ELSE
>WE ARE SO SMART YOU SHOULD BE GLAD WE HELPED YOU

We aren't in an open relationship.

We made a rule that he has to wait until she beats the game before he can sell it for crack
Haha he doesnt even know you can never beat Animal Crossing we are such tricksters

It's funny, on the tweet where they revealed this thing, all anyone can talk about is whether or not they'll release some actual normal minifigs like they usually do.

imagine eternally seething over anything related to nintendo like this

hey mega bloks was cool man

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>Big electronic toy that simulates playing a Mario game
>Building set is very limited in flexibility so you pretty much have to just build a simple Mario level
I mean, wouldn't it be easier to just play a Mario game?

You sly devil, you've though of everything!

it was more style over substance, but I did love the dragons stuff where the packaging were those cool looking eggs

My son is 5 and fucking loves Lego and Mario. He lost his fucking mind when he saw this. My wallet is going to hate me come Christmas time, but oh well.

Whatever let's you sleep at night

was? is it not around anymore?

It's an inferior version of this

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Get a real job, you fucking idiot, it's probably like $40. Dropping that on a kid once a year to make them happy should not be a burden on you. Loser. Fucking pathetic loser.

Ah, ah, yes, keep calling me loser

Dude, chill. There's multiple sets, says so on the website. It's not like that's all I'm buying him, he's always got the most under the tree.

>nintendo demands it still be a video game in its own way
>Yas Forums seethes

Yes, because there's no fucking point in doing that. Why cap the Lego functionality in the knee to make an inferior "game" when you could just play a normal Mario title instead? Much better to have a unique offering you could only get from a Lego set that you can mix and match together with your other shit so that a kid can go crazy and make Mario partner up with Luke and Spongebob or something.

Oh wait, that's probably why Nintendo didn't want it. Bunch of faggots.

>Nintendo, a toy company, makes a toy
ho lee shit

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That's still a weird fucking Mario.

what else are you seriously going to be doing with mario figures and setpieces that can't still be accomplished with these, you're mad about nothing

it looks like one of those cheap third world knockoff toys

>Toy company releases toys
>Yas Forums every time: PPPPFFFFTTT AHAHAH LOOK AT THIS TOY COMPANY PRODUCING TOYS WHO ARE THEY DOING THIS FOR I BET SOMEONES WIFES BOYFRIEND WILL BUY IT FOR THEM

>laughing at retards = seething
>laughing at loudmouth homos = phobia
can't wait to hear nintards' interpretation of a word "fun"

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who are you quoting?

>PYR TES

>laughing at retards
that thing that isn't happening in threads complaining about the toy, pipe down fatty

>It's a toy company making a toy for children, why do you care?
Also the same grown ass adult men
>*buys toy*

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This is a video game board, you idiot.
We're all grown men buying kids toys.

gonna buy 10 of these, im sure they are going to be valuable in 20 years

I find it ironic that despite primarily being a toy company for most of their early years, Nintendo has been shit at merchandising for a long time, and what few toy tie-ins they've made over the past few years have either been really underwhelming or been through really lame cheap toy companies. I mean, the amiibos were one thing, but it took them so fucking long to even try to make action figures or playsets or anything.

you're not

Imagine murdering a nintentoddler irl

would anyone miss them?

there'd be more than the amount of people who'd miss you

The skull is an O, dummy, it's PYROTES. Learn to spell

who are you quoting?

the quintessential onions face

Pyrotes.
Fire pirates maybe? Pretty cool.

>pipe down fatty
nice projection, movieslob

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How did Nintendo manage to fuck up Lego Mario? It's the second easiest possible video game property to translate into Lego sets (first is Minecraft) and they still somehow fucked it up because le Nintendo Innovation™

It's Lego Mario, so he has to look like a Lego brick! It's brilliant

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Seems fucking stupid, but then Nintendo really did sell people cardboard as well. Eh, it's a toy, younger kids than the one in the trailer might enjoy this i guess.

yes user, "he" is the loser here.

I don't buy video games.

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>IS THAT... MY FAVORITE MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATE MASCOT....... IN LEGO?
>AHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA- I'M GONNA- I'M GONNA CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

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>too complex for younger kids to understand and build
>too simple for older kids to enjoy compared to other lego sets
>Manchildren will be the ones who buy it claiming its for a nephew while keeping it for themselves
Labo 2.0

>tfw fucking knex did a better mario tie-in than lego itself

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Actually, you can blame LEGO for that. Nintendo originally wanted traditional minifigures

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Blow your fucking brains out, Nintentoddler

>>too complex for younger kids to understand and build
Nigga what?
I used to build shit like pic related when I was 8
It's the simplest lego set I have ever seen in my life

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she's just your friend then is what you mean

>>too complex for younger kids to understand and build
i'm sorry you were an actual retard as a kid but no this is not too complex for a normal kid

megabloks are the consoles of brick builders
premade chinese trash

youll die one day and being an adult your whole life will have no meaning

You mad you're jsut as much as a child as the rest of us?

They have a meaning by mocking nintendo fanboys

How dumb do you think kids are? I mean, I know socially and whatnot kids are generally dumb, but I taught my nephew how to program an arduino and he's ten. Are you speaking from experience? Did you spend your childhood eating paint and riding the short bus?

imagine being a tendie past age 11

I had that exact kit when I was a wee lad

Wasn't this LEGO's idea though?
I'm sure /toy/ will produce some good images for us at least

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Mario el ladrillo...

Based seething loser