>Be 12. >Play Majora's mask on project 64 emulator. >Checks "press L to levitate" cheat. >Go to treasure minigame in Clock Town. >Talk to minigame girl behind the table and get a boner because puberty. >"Man, she's so hot, hey, what if..." >Press L an levitates towards the table and get Link to stand in front of the girl's face. >Girl's character model has no collision so her head clips through Link's crotch. >HOLY FUCK it looks like shes sucking his penis, OHSHIT. >Start fapping. >"Oh god maybe I can eat her ass too". >Levitates again but now towards her butt. >Same thing with her face. Her butt goes thorugh Link's face and it looks like he is eating her. >12yomediamonds.png >Finish my fapping routine, and realize that I spent like 20 minutes doing this... But I felt happy. >Since then I always felt that I had a girlfriend in Clock town, and a new reason to save Termina from the falling moon.
i used to kill women in gta san andreas then zoom in on their tits with a sniper and jack off.
Josiah Thomas
DO AMERICANS REALLY!?
Alexander Ward
>Be 14. >Fucking around in Super Smash Bros. Brawl one Sunday afternoon in my room by myself with no one in the house. >Do some rounds of that stupid Coin Launcher minigame. >One of the trophies I unlocked was Candy Kong. >Think to myself: "Wait, are those boobs???" >Go to the DK section of the trophy galleries >See pic related. >Start fapping furiously.
>Link's head reaches her butt perfectly This cannot not be premedited by some jap freak in the dev team
Leo Murphy
When I was a kid I'd fight Twinrova, knock her down, then run over and just look at her tits. Sometimes walk around, sometimes in first person. I made a VHS tape of that and I'd jack off to it.
This is one of the most based threads i have seen in a long time
Ian Carter
>12 year old fantasizing about ass eating nice fantasy you faggot. you clearly only had this happen now, you don't have to pretend to have played the game as a kid
Alexander Gomez
I think we have the future CEO of the based department.
As a kid when I was home alone, I would play Brawl and get to Zero Suit samus. Then pause during jumps and attacks to get different sexy poses for screenshots. Eventually I had a good collection to fap to. Anyone else?
This. 12 year olds aren't advanced enough for ass eating. OP clearly saw that old meme image of link's face in her ass, and decided to write a "totally real, trust me dude" story around it.
