Corona break at my job

I fantasize about cumming on feet.

(You)

a specific position I think about is the girl riding on my dick while her feet in planted on my face and rubbing it

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Fucking lol. I just had my college courses cancelled for two weeks. Based Corona Chan

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A 4 pack of cottonelle from the dollar store lasts me 2 months.

How much is normal?

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I literally NEVER wipe my ass.

That would surely be an exhilarating experience.

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disgusting

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>One roll per day
You mean one three sheet roll or one full roll?

Hoarding (You)s now too? You’re based fren, enjoy the pandemic.

I wash it instead.
You're the disgusting one that has tire marks on your underwear.

Frog

Americans shit a lot.

I wet the tp first smartass, I'm borderline autistic about keeping my ass clean. Nobody with any sense wipes dry.

Do they really?

he cute

You wet it with your piss?
Disgusting.

Yeah. Real fucking greasy ones, too. Byproduct of a diet comprised almost entirely of fast food and soft drinks.

I do wet -> dry -> wet -> dry for my shitting ritual
no, cum.

Who /NoWipe/ here?

Fuck normies. Let them smell our shit.

No, water. Why would I clean my ass with piss? Here in america the sink is next to the toilet.

>mfw I'm a NEET in a global pandemic

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>went to Walmart today.
>was expecting it to be jam packed with crazed hoarders.
>felt no different from an average visit in terms of people there.
>except the toilet paper and hand sanitizer were all gone.
I understand the hand sanitizer, but why toilet paper? Wouldn't buying canned food and other non-perishables be a higher priority?

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What about personal comfort? It can't feel good to have that shit sliding all over your ass cheeks as you go about your day.

It dries quickly.

Bros .... despite being a neet, i've started having a dry cough recently ... it's over ...

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That's what I've been telling everyone.

Based.

>Average person
Maybe a roll per week depending on the brand?

Then it just gets itchy doesnt it?

Stores don't generally stock an excess of toilet paper because it's so bulky, they stock enough to meet demand and not much more so they didn't have the supply to meet any increased demand when hoards of normies came larping as preppers to the store and ran out. Now it's gonna be a self-perpetuating cycle for a while because people are gonna buy more than normally would because of the temporary scarcity.

High quality bait, have a (you)

I roll lasts me a week, fatass

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
you must shit 34 times a day

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Why is this post stickied?

>still have to go to work despite the outbreak
>will probably still have to go even after I inevitably get infected

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I want the national guard to roll in and give us free MREs
shit's cash when it happens

Isn't the government giving 2 weeks of mandatory paid leave if you get sick?

Toilet paper is a meme.

The reason it started is that in china, manufacturers of toilet paper said they would switch manufacturing to making masks as their top priority, thus chinese began panic buying toilet paper. This meme spread to japan and korea and now to us western countries. Even without that knowledge, if someone buys all the toilet paper in a store it begins to make everyone else in the store nervous about the toilet paper supply. This thing has become one big daisy chain of memetic panic.

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he lives in america

I only use like 4 sheets per shit and then hop into the shower
also i only shit every other day

>have fever and sore throat
>boss forced me to work anyways

>touched everything and shook hands with 15 different boomers

how am i doing

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based

cough on your boss

Pretty based

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>tfw work in a fucking hotel at the front desk in a popular tourist spot on the east coast
>have already checked in a guest from China who had a mask on, have had guests cancel over the phone who they themselves have contracted corona
>handling money and credit cards/ID all the time

bye guys

The preppers shall inherit the Earth.

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someone get this hothead out

>the average person uses 1 roll per day

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People who are hoarding toilet paper should be arrested.

You are probably a fucking burger that is so fat, that uses the entire roll and put it into the ass to wipe.

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That's enough toilet paper for two years.