He claim to be hardcore yet he never 1cc'd a Touhou game

Please stop posting Kaguya. Also, did AoCF get an official translation?

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N-NOT THE BALLS

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Why is cirno allowed to be so fucking hard
Meiling comes a stage later, and is way fucking easier
I hate icicle fall so god damn much, its almost impossible for me to beat her without losing a life or using a bomb

>he claim to be hardcore yet he never had his C and B's T'd

Yes mommy, i willingly offer my testicles

Someone should do a study on the link between Touhou and transvestism/mental illness.

>dying to cirno and icicle fall of all things
>but claims meiling is easier

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>being hardcore implies beating one of the most easiest stg series out there
lol touhoufags are so delusional

>"playing 1cc'd in a touhou game?:
>"nah man I'd rather play arma with max accuracy and ai with some friends of mine"

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the vast majority of "touhou fans" have never played even a single touhou game

hey op
ur a fag lol

>Claims to be a touhou character
>Doesn't have a funny hat
Now that's pathetic

shmups are literally designed to be autistically repeated until you can do 1cc. Why would I waste my time with that arcade era horseshit we've moved past?

the touhou boom was like 10 years before the tranny era started

I can't even if you give me one month

>all that identical shooty plane boomer shit
no thanks

Someone should do a study on mentally ill people who see trannies everywhere

>everyone developed gender dysphoria overnight

MAN 500 METERS

same

Good point, user. The Overton Window hasn't budged an inch in the last few years. Very smart. Very cool.

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>hasn't 1cc'd touhou
>probably doesn't even use ACE mods for Arma

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I did it in Lunatic

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Couldn't beat the final boss of the first game. I accept being a fag.

damn that image looks just like me

dude you playing on easy or what
>icicle fall
just move through the wave on the right then the one on the left

This will only make me purposefully uninstall the game.

What if I beat it on Lunatic?

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is it weird my balls start deflating when i look at this picture

I'd am CCing in order but im stock at Satori's wild ride. Send help

youtube.com/watch?v=-8PFSQ-KY9A

Oh no, dominant Saki is kinda hot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET IT?
IT'S BECAUSE THE ARTIST IS KNOWN FOR HIS CBT FETISH
I'M POSTING THIS KAGUYA IMAGE BECAUSE OF THE FETISH HE'S ASSOCIATED WITH. ISN'T THAT A FUNNY AND NEVER BEFORE SEEN POST?

I don't get it

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Pick your pokemon!

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Hold on, I still gotta ask what the chart means, I know I've asked it 20 times already but my memory is pretty bad

why is there a cowboy in touhou now

GET THIS
YOU'RE READY?
IT'S THE RELATION TOWARDS HOW GOOD OR BAD THE GIRLS ARE WITH CBT AND WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT
HILARIOUS ISN'T IT? IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS OUTLANDISH CONCEPT OF RATING ALL THE TOUHOU GIRLS AND HOW THEY'D PERFORM DURING SUCH A THING AS CBT.

>into cbt but terrible at it
cute

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ZUN is on a quest to touhou every hat

Makes sense. I look forward to the picklehaube 2hu

I still don't get it.

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spacejim should stop drawing eyes like that, it's not healthy for me

YES BASED SPACEJIN

I did 1cc EoSD though, the problem with me playing touhou is that I hate using bombs which makes it extra difficult.

fpbp

Talk to me when you can No Damage all the MGR bosses on Revengeance Difficulty

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There's just something about those huge, black souless pupils that I find so sexy

I think I need help

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Ooooh so scawy. So what Am I suppossed to pirate your game and complete in a week?

>Yas Forums claims to be hardcore
>it's obvious they haven't played God Hand past Mr Gold and Mr Silver

Tell me about space jin. Why does he like ball busting so much?

Kill yourself, /jp/.