NOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOOM HAS A CHRISTIAN FANBASE!! NOOO WE CAN'T ALLOW THIS WE HAVE TO MAKE HEAVEN THE VILLAINS AND...

Bayonetta angels and demons are more powerful than anything doomguy has ever fought, so Bayonetta.

Well that's just silly. Bayonetta is the most Christian game.

doomguy doesnt kill angels

the "angels" are just a alien race that used to explore hell just like the people from earth were trying todo

however heaven did grant doomguy the power to beat the shit out of everybody

Doomguy, you can't beat the cock.

He suffers from an acute case of Opus Faggotus syndrome: the incessant need to bait threads with dumb shit to gain attention.

Missing the point.
These are not "angels", they're just a race akin to aliens for you to shoot. They're quite angelic looking demons.

If we get to fight angels Doom Eternal will be the best fucking game of the century.

Sounds cringe but based

Headcanon cope

Sad and predictable.

It's going to be a mechanical god-heaven straight out of Word of darkness', isn't it?

Cope

It’s going to be creatures from another dimension posing as angels

that's sad, I would like to

>The player is Slayers god, and is guided - from the games perspective, something greater than both H&H. (you)

Did Jesus even believe in angels and Heaven as a literal place? I always thought his whole deal was stripping out all the mythological aspects and getting things back to more spiritual/metaphysical/philosophical viewpoints, with God being the only spirit that matters and Heaven being something beyond the physical

ethernal is not out
you cant prove otherwise
HOWEVER i can prove it

youtube.com/watch?v=T5UF6ashzkw
Slayer testament 3
>And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.

>He hasn't read the artbook and doesn't know that heaven isn't bad and that it's just corrupted angels who got corrupted by hell after God vanished/died
I shigggy diggy

Sandy Peterson was a Christian and one of the level designers of Doom

Tell that to ChristCenteredGamers
Jokes aside, they are a good website, I am no Christian, but I like how they are the only game journos that are honest and have a separate "morality" score, and an actual score on the game's quality and keep it separate

Those angels sure look like just different demons my dudes.

Seraphim are not really angels. more of a mix usually. So its perfectly clear for doomguy to clear heaven with shotguns

NOOOOOOO NOT GODERINO
NOT THE HECKING LORD

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>heaven bad
Not Christian but it's a tired trope at this point

t. UAC executive

>DUDE, WHAT IF
>LIKE
>DUDE
>DUDE
>WHAT IF LIKE WE MADE ANGELS
>BRO
>WHAT IF WE MADE ANGELS THE BAD GUYS!
>LIKE WHOOOOOOOA MAN TALK ABOUT SUBVERSION, AM I RIGHT?!
It's all so tiresome.

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indeed seraphins are god's personal bodyguards
they are like a level ABOVE angels.

Super angel with 6 wings and 100 dicks.

Of course it's not heaven and angels, it's just more aliens that tricked the new id's OC civilization into thinking they were
And what shitty aliens they are
>Name is "Makers" but written slightly differently
>Use hell energy to fuel shit
>Fuse into their patented totally-not-an-hivemind upon death
>Entire race's decisions fall upon the shoulder of what amounts to the village elder
>But the elder disappeared long ago so now they're stuck in a loop of picking their nose, eating their boogers and shitting out of their nose forever

>Doomguy, you can't beat the unicorn
fixed

When did Yas Forums get so filled with christfags anyway, was it the election

That site is literally the best I rarely disagree with them

>after God vanished/died
That's worse

What happened to God in the Doom universe?

Dude, have you read the new testamento, that Is like asking if jesus was born jewish

All this is means is we'll get to rip and tear white demons

Monster Girl Quest is REAL.

>NOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOOM HAS A CHRISTIAN FANBASE!!
Dumb zoomer didn't live through the 90s

>inb4 the "angels" are actually demons playing dressup to try and pull one over on Doomguy

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Started in 2014 with GG bringing in more Yas Forumscucks. Surged with the election when the site as a whole was flooded with electionfags thinking this place is some cool secret right wing political activism website filled with tradcucks.

>he wasn't here for the great fedora purge
nice job outing yourself, newfag

Lol christians are the origin of leftist morality. Let their beggar religion die

I'd be okay with that

Humanity first. Heaven and hell second.

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arent demons just fallen angels?

Clearly anti american propaganda

Im Christian and i love Jesus and doom

>Maykrs
>Angels

They were a race of technologically advanced beings that tricked the doomguy's people, they gave them power to fight demons but then took over their resource-rich world.

They are basically doing the exact same thing to Earth now, except Doomguy is going to fight them at the same time as Demons.

You can think fedoralord atheists are annoying without going full Christfag and shitting yourself because a videogame *dares* to do anything un Christian.

this. muslims are better in every way

doom's heaven is just one alien who has gone crazy and a bunch of robot drones

>angels are actually just some old ancient race that after discovering argent energy uploaded themselves into a computer and became AI
Hayden/VEGA (maybe both serving as a referencing to 2001 a space odysseys Star Child) from the first game is gonna be uploaded into the Angels central computer thing setting himself up as the big bad for the next game.

doomwiki.org/wiki/Maykr

That's literally what they will do, except to Hayden not Doomguy.

You are delusional if you think christianism or its themes/aesthetics, whatever you want to call it, will ever be put in a positive light ever again.

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Bro I fucking love CCG. They're reviews are pretty hilarious and they aren't super banal about stuff. Just go look at their far cry 5 review lol

>it's really unique!
>looks like another "what if angels whore full face masks and looked like white and gold imacs"

can't believe this shit is happening

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NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT FAMILY GUY

The New Testament was all written way later by assholes who didn't know Jesus
Aside from the story of his birth and made up stuff about angels appearing, is there any place where Jesus actually talks to his followers about angels as literal beings that should be respected?

Yes they were upset that God loved himans more then them they revolted against God

I mean, was it ever? America was founded because Christfags wouldn't STFU and wanted a hugbox.

>he thinksgod is not evil
>he thinks angels are not the villians
Did these niggers ever read Bible? Shit's hardcore

Yeah
>Matthew 22: 29 Jesus replied, “You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God. 30 At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.

this, it predates Yas Forums

JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE ANIMES

Why is every Doom Eternal thread a shitposting one? What the hell happened to you Yas Forums?

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New testament was made because Christians realized they did a lot of horrible things and they tried to whitewash a bunch of stuff the bible said.

OT god is supposedly not the NT god. Check out Gnosticism

God's biggest crime is not providing me with a girlfriend, no wonder I became an atheist at 5

The new testament was written by jesus apostles

Tired from four months of on-the-nose shilling for the latest upcoming AAA release
Don't tell me you never picked up on the cycle

Oh yeah, if there's anyone I trust to have a good grasp on theology.. it's Yas Forums

Sandy Peterson is a mormon

>2020
>not being christian
big yikes

Reddit spacing

what a load of head canon

>we're going to kill angels in DOOM
Holy merry mother of Basedness

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>on-the-nose shilling
Other than Ubisoft games, nothing was true for the rest, it's just anons keep making shitty threads after threads until the game releases and somehow discussions are fucking not schizophrenic for once.

>t. Eurofag

Why do people only attack Christians but not Hebrews or Muslim

>the Slayer is the ultimate badass and nothing, including heaven, can stand in his way
This reads exactly like the shit spewn from Borderlands but none of you will acknowledge that even though this franchise is quickly turning to absolute fucking cringe in one sequel.

>christians own handbook reveals that god is a genocidal, jealous madman
>still insist everyone pretend he's the good guy
Wew

Why are there no games where you kill Mohammad?

Its not real angela its an alien race

What's wrong with destroying both Heaven AND Hell? Humanity has to assert it's dominance in the metaphysical realm somehow

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Plenty of people have been attacking muslims, not hebrews because it's considered anti-semetic

>Yas Forumscuck
This is an oxymoron

>Give me sources
>Save for the ones that reference jesús directly
Dude, oral tradition predates written tradition, unless you expect me to find a time machine to recover writtings from Jesús himself you Will have to ve happy with the existing writtings from 70 years past the events that we know exists.

The bible casually mentions god and angels talking and meeting people.
If any of it were true, then god has given up and left humanity a long time ago.

I always tell religious fags that god created angels first before humans, and he was disappointed at how perfect they were. Now imagine how he would feel if we killed his only son.

They are about 40 years behind anime if they think this is some unique or original idea lmao.

I don't follow. If you're a Christian you get offended by having a fake heaven shown?

I'm a white guy and didn't faint the first time a white guy was a villain in a game. I live on a planet, don't get upset when bad guys live on planets. I breathe, walk, talk and sit in chairs sometimes and all of those have been in games.

So maybe you're an overly sensitive little bitch. Let's find out. Oh sweet lordy Jesus and papa God, do you mind if a game shows your home in a bad light? Or if you're shown getting butt fucked with a chainsaw? If you do make my post show up in Mandarin. If not, it'll be in English, ok? Ok.

Pretty hype. Almost 100% doom 2016. Got 3 more levels.

>I'm a white guy and didn't faint the first time a white guy was a villain in a game.
Yeah we can tell you're a white boy from your post.

uh, Sandy Petersen, who is Mormon helped develop one of them

>Cope
Nu-Doom is shit, stop projecting tranny.

they literaly say in op that is not realy heaven

learn to read nigga
LEARN TO READ

An opinion literally no Christian agrees with

>horrible things
NOOOOO THE MAN WITH THE FINAL WORD ON EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD CAN'T KILL SINNERS WTF PROTECT SODOM AND GOMORRAH
>tried to whitewash a bunch of stuff the bible said.
They obviously tried to rectify some of the violence by providing a more tame story than what is in the Old Testament. You're acting like they're outright changing stuff in the story. The Bible is presented with the Old and the New testament candid, you're an atheist with half the facts, per usual.

Just like demons, then

Imagine being this uninformed

This legitimately makes me kind of sad because that one copypasta won't be true anymore.