Could you handle life as a prinny?

Could you handle life as a prinny?

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It really depends on what a Prinny body can handle. If i feel as shit wagie slaving as a human being as i would as a prinny fuck no. They literally work 20 hour plus work days well getting paid in food to survive. But if my body is some leathery shit substance where i don't feel much of anything then i suppose.

Yes

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You have to say dood/ssu in all of your lines too dood or be punished by your fellow wagies.

a what

>cute girls constantly picking you up and throwing you around
>free fish
hell yeah dood

>free
none of it is for free

fuck no i don't wanna explode if i trip

a prinny dood

You get a complementary stomach pouch that holds your weapons and money.
Also, your a demon now. Get to leveling up.

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They say everything is political, what are the politics of Disgaea?

>free
>also literally exploding each time you get thrown
>implying the cute girls would be the ones throwing you around anyway

Rebooblicans or demoflats

as in what politics and themes does disgaea especially push

Might makes right. The strongest demon calls the shots.

The weak should fear the strong and the weak.

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My life isn't that much different from a Prinny's at this point.

I can hardly handle life as a human, dood. Prinny might be a solid alternative if I get to play up the comic relief aspect while stabbing shit.

How many of you doods would act out like Fuuka?
Just being delusional enough to think everything is a dream and yet isn't?
I'd say I would last only a few minutes before Valv puts me in my place.

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I'd just accept it and work to get this over with as soon as possible.

What's wrong with your lives my doods?

>the CEO of NIS thinks it'd be fun to be a Prinny working for Etna
you heard it from the man himself, doods

coming soon to Switch, provided we don't all die of corona-chan first

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Where's Disgaea 6?

fuck, I loved those art pieces you see after a battle in d2

What kinds of games are these?

>Prinnys are dead people forced to work to pay for their sins.
>Prinnys explode after being throw

What happen when they explode? They die again?

Think Ghost and Goblins but using Disgaea characters.

Bribe or maim anyone who disagrees with you

Think Electrode from Pokemon, they are merely knocked out.

PENGUAN GAEMS

>Demon senate reunites for an important topic
>Senate vote and majority party wins
>Stronges demon vote and invalidate every other vote
>Leave or choose to fight every demon who voted against.
>Win with a 100% aproval rate in virtue of killing the opposition members

Fuck no. There are no pros.

There's a couple
>being a cute penguin
>getting to stab people
>sometimes Etna sits on you

>every prinny was a criminal before going to hell
maybe they deserve all the suffering

This but with a prinny

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what did Laharl's mom do wrong? don't give me that "suicide is a sin" garbage
what about Fuka?

How often would Etna sit on me/put her ass on my face? My answer is dependent on that. Would she also make me do her laundry?

Probably turned for having baby making sex with Laharl's demon dad.

>baby making sex with Laharl's demon dad
sounds lewd ngl

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>don't give me that "suicide is a sin" garbage
That's literally the reason though.

do you like da grindan game?

Probably more on top of your head. Bonus theo, she might stab you a couple times

Imagine having to put up with Etna's stinky farts all day

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Why i am so flat?

I'm enjoying D2 way more than I should, I liked D1 too. Shame my potato can't handle D3/4 emulation too well so I'm skipping those

Who says you'd be serving Etna and not some other overlord?

what's the best way to start playing the games?

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>wojak of HEART

kys

Do I get to fuck the girl like that one animation?

i just posted anything to call attention.

First, the fifth game is kinda different from every other game from the series so play it last

play them in order starting with disgaea1 (psp version), that way you'll appreciate how gameplay improves with each iteration

I know, and it's horseshit

>tfw playing 5 first
>still think Disgaea 1 Complete shouldn't have the exact same look as Disgaea 5
>contemplating the original instead because soul vs soulless

me at the bottom

That's so retarded.

Oh man I still have an unopened special edition of the first game that came with the soundtrack. I initially pirated it, but liked it enough that I just wanted an actual copy. Shame that my psp is dead.

Every so often a game comes on switch that I'm genuinely interested in and makes me want to get a switch, but the last two times I ended up getting a nintendo console for similar reasons I somehow ended up not really buying the games I wanted for it, therefore making the purchase a bit of a waste.

I wouldn't mind getting one if I for sure knew I'd buy and play all those games, but with my luck I probably won't be able to play them enough.

never thought of this, but the bottom of her dress must be soaked in prinny sweat

They're brought back to life in the hospital, they're dirt cheap to revive or heal.