Why are you not playing Overwatch?

why is tracer's ass not on my face

I am, actually! The PvE Archive events started back up and that's the only part of the game that brings me enjoyment any more.

Why the fuck should I play your fucking garbage excuse of a game, when I can just jerk off to some r34 and then play something actually good instead

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Because she's canonically a lesbian and has no interest in boys, especially smelly NEET boys

I want to glaze Tracer's buns so bad.

>not posting the best ass

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I want to pump her full of children after marriage, personally.

the game is dead and the developers took a shit on its corpse

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Fuck of with your burden of proof because blizzard are a bunch of niggers who can't release how many players play it since more than half of their playerbase are chinks, all you need to know is how little porn the game gets now compared to 3 years ago.

Because is shit.

i'm waiting for them to put new content

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I'm waiting for better skins.

I heard you can get banned just for playing the game in a way they don't like
like, based on your character choices or something

>nerf shields into the ground so that Rein is basically mandatory
>then ban rein
>and then also ban two of the best healers who could help make up for the lack of a decent shield
What the fuck is wrong with blizzard

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BRAAAPPP

>Game is famous cause of their female characters, how much fanart and porn they get
>Instead they decide to release a hamster in a ball
>mfw

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This is now a Mei thread

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We all know the biggest ass of Overwatch is Widowmaker. Your lesbian waifu CANNOT compete with the blueberry ass.

not enough feets & soles appreciation

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too unmotivated to play comp
too bored to play normals and arcade
sick of playing same 6 tanks
sick of waiting my turn to play dps
sick of feeling restricted in dps choices even though 60% of the characters are dps
sick of playing the same 6 supports

no motivation to play it at all, i dont care about rank and i dont care about casual. i guess it got boring after i realized how much i dont like moba fps-es that dont focus on fps

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fuck blizzard and fuck ow

Fat tiddies

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>Haven't jerked off to an Overwatch character since 2016
They just don't do it for me for some reason. I still find them sexually attractive, but I can't jerk off to them.

>this update makes soldier76 and other non-played heroes actually viable
It's fun m8.

What would you do with that little tomboy ass...

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Ass too small

nigger

Tracer's ass is my home, I have the deed certified.

> Shadman.
How can someone so good at drawing be so shit at drawing?

I love my wife Mei!

Mean this.

bruh tracer is even less of a tomboy then mio honda

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>Blizzard tries to virtue signal by making Tracer a dyke
>Fans ignore this and make countless SFM videos of her enjoying dicks

Is Blizzard even trying?

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>All the maps are terrible
>press Q to win
>Barriers and more barriers
>no player agency so if one guy is afk taking a shit you lost da gaem
>Ana and every hero that came after her is the worst and most anti fun shit imaginable
>everything about the cringe EatSports and Ranked scene
>Blizz cant balance for shit and spend more time on shitty skins then updating/balancing the game
And probably more problems that wont be fixed even in Overshit 2, like if that doesnt bomb after all Blizz did there is no God

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Jeff pretty much said fans can do whatever the fuck they want with the characters anyway, in fact he probably encouraged all that dick going into Tracer's fat ass.

I'd encourage my dick making Tracer a mother.

What ugly character design.

this

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My favorite characters are the ones the fucking faggot-ass chink in charge of the story cares the least for (Zenyatta, Pharah and Sombra).
I can't stay for the gameplay, because it's the same shit since launch without regular PvE, new games modes or new events at all. I can't stay for the story because it's always about the same damn 10 characters I'm already sick and tired of.
Plus I'm not paying full price for a single-player "campaign" (read: mission pack made with reused assets and an excuse plot) that probably won't feature the characters I want to see more of in the first place. Boy, I sure do want to see more about Winston, Tracer, Mercy, Soldier and all these other faggots that are in every single fucking story chapter.

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because cooming to sfm porn of the characters is way more enjoyable.

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>Jeff pretty much said fans can do whatever the fuck they want with the characters anyway
He seems to have given up on trying to push Tracer as there dyke icon.
There was no point her being one after the virtue signal seemingly just failed after the announcement.

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>dead game
>tf2chads

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Making a character as popular as her a lesbian is pretty much an invitation for this.
But really, she was already sucking dicks and licking cunts in equal measure long before anything of the sort was decided or confirmed, so nothing really changed. You can't just stop people from making the porn they want to see with characters by going "no, you see, this character is now gay/straight/whatever".

impregnate the blueberry

I'm not gonna lie I have spilled so much seed over her porn. This small but perky butt riding your dick all night long while speaking in that sexy British accent giggling makes me hard as a rock.

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I want to cum inside this blue goddess's blue pussy and take responsibility.

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He never really gave a shit to be honest, it was the head writer of Overwatch that really wanted to push it. I guess they realized the only buzz you can get from making a character LGBT is with the initial announcement.

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Since its inception i always thought that a hero-based FPS was a retarded idea

What happened to the days where aiming at your opponent wasn't enough challenge

almost as if tomboys are peak wives

Because they haven't added any meaningful content in years. They just keep bloating the roster with poorly designed heroes and occasionally adding shitty maps, while recycling the same events every single year

Damn right

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Too bad they are all dykes.

I really, really wish Overwatch was a better game. The girls are cute and have great, distinct personalities, but the game is so droll and boring that I've definitely watched more porn of the game than I have played it.

God I wanna impregnate Lena.

>heart shaped pupils
Quite based old chap

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If there was a Dead or Alive Xtreme of Overwatch, I would buy it.

I can enjoy the porn without playing it.

So, what's a good place for these kind of animations, like any short of booru? Asking for a friend.

Does anyone think her accent is arousing?

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c'mon now lad

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The porn doesn't really do much for me like its alright but kinda boring and I used to like and actually play the game however Blizzard designs these characters in a way were buffing/nerfing them either makes them super broken or useless and it's just to tiring to put up with so I gave up

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That's the main reason why I killed millions

I could use pashit, shitkaku or just reverse search them. Was wondering if there is a better place for it. I mean, my friend is doing that, ha ha.