ITT: Retarded minigames for retarded virgins

ITT: Retarded minigames for retarded virgins

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Aw shit
Here we go again

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luigi will not win

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Is it done, Yuri?

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>Mario Retardy?
>At this time of year,
>At this time of day,
>Localized entirely within this board?
>May I see it?

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You want an invitation to the stream?

Lol
Only
Members
Ever
Listen and
Look at
Invitations

Oh boy

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nth for papercrafts

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face looks jank

It's HIS time again, boys

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I have something to admit. I'm sexually attracted to Thwomps. They are the most dominant, masculine creatures ever thought up by mankind. And the sound they make is so beautiful. EH-UNGH. Music to my ears. I often fantasize about stepping out of my shower naked and suddenly being crushed by a thwomp, killing me instantly.

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man i miss this shit from old couch co-ops

Luigi is NOT a virgin

Just pretend it's Ganon possessed.

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i like papercrafts

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Wow, I can't fucking wait for Luigi to win. AGAIN. Jesus Christ that arrogant fuck thinks he's so fucking tough by picking on unprepared AIs, what a load of shit. What's the point of having a retardy if we know what the result will be anyways.

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I have something to admit. I'm sexually attracted to Thwomps. They are the most dominant, masculine creatures ever thought up by mankind. And the sound they make is so beautiful. EH-UNGH. Music to my ears. I often fantasize about stepping out of my shower naked and suddenly being crushed by a thwomp, killing me instantly.

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I have something to admit. I'm sexually attracted to Grandmas

Golden Girls is one of my favorite TV shows too, my man

I have something to admit. I'm sexually attracted to Thwomps. They are the most dominant, masculine creatures ever thought up by mankind. And the sound they make is so beautiful. EH-UNGH. Music to my ears. I often fantasize about stepping out of my shower naked and suddenly being crushed by a thwomp, killing me instantly.

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I have something to admit. I'm sexually attracted to Thwomps. They are the most dominant, masculine creatures ever thought up by mankind. And the sound they make is so beautiful. EH-UNGH. Music to my ears. I often fantasize about stepping out of my shower naked and suddenly being crushed by a thwomp, killing me instantly.

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what does the genie lady smoke smell like?

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Fuck you cantaloupe Frog Human Mother Small Gurl 69 YYY Brand-name Pepsi at High prices everywhere except Walgreens

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Fuck you cantaloupe Frog Human Mother Small Gurl 69 YYY Brand-name Pepsi at High prices everywhere except Walgreens

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Pepsi and cantaloupe

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My man better be in the next game

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Generally speaking 1st and 4th dont show up next time and get replaced by the other two main men.
So next game will almost certainly have Wario

sorry yoshi couldn't come to the phone right now due to the shroobrona virus epidemic

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1 and 4 are ass. can we combine them to do 5 and add the next 2 digits?

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lom's antisemitism wont allow that

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>wanna do it, weeg?

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haha

Why'd they have to ruin it at the end. It was cute and sweet up until "LOL ALSO TIME TRAVEL BECUZ GAMEZ ARE WEIRD RITE"

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>I CANT READ!

why'd you post an ugly dyke?

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>hi i'm winning

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it's always rigged for the royalty

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How did Nintendo get away with this?

>mo money fo dem programs

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>that suicide choice

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WITH NO SURVIVORS

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PUNISHED LUIGI
A POOR PLUMBER DENIED HIS LAMPS

>bro just stop thinking of anime tiddies
I FUCKING CAN'T

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>guy who said that was thedoognoog
>read dog as doog

HIS CRUSHING DEFEAT

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>daisy won

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>3 lamps
>no surge
the absolute nation of weeg

>yosh picked again
trying to tell us your kinks, lom?

here you go

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second by second he continues to disappoint

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blessed thread

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fuck i forgot the most important detail

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