Leave-a Corona to me.
Leave-a Corona to me
Levi Powell
Jeremiah Carter
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Benjamin Cooper
Dr. Mario is not a real doctor. Don’t let him finger your prostate.
Eli Thomas
I would trust Dr. Dry Bowser a lot more since he's undead.
Luis Clark
In the Mushroom Kingdom, he's the finest doc by far. He got his degree by watching House, and Scrubs, and ER.
Jack Russell
So long gay virus.
Andrew Hughes
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Hunter Watson
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Joseph Flores
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
What kind of swamp shits are you taking? I doubt I even use 1 roll per week.
John Wood
Shit pasta
Cursed image, pls delet
Hudson Green
>average person uses 1 roll per day
Do you constant diarrhea? Or do you use toilet paper for everything, like drying your hands with it after washing hands instead of a towel?
Daniel Mitchell
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
I shit once every other day and I use two squares per shit. Assuming the average roll has 70 sheets, that gives me 140 days for each roll.
This is congruent with how I moved into my apartment a year ago, bought toilet paper then, and am only in my 3rd roll.
Caleb Diaz
but you're italian
Christian Williams
>1 roll per day
holy shit, how? I have daily alcoholic watery shits that burn to all hell. But I still only go through at most 1 and 1/2 rolls every 2 weeks
Colton Campbell
So what is the Yas Forumserdict, total lockdown like Italy and Spain or keeping things running and deliberately infecting everyone to achieve "herd immunity" quickly like UK? Which is the lesser evil?
Kayden Miller
Oh no...
Evan Cruz
Herd immunity will eventually come even if you take the total lockdown route. It just won't kill a bunch of elderly people in the process who don't really care about "herd immunity" since they're gonna die of age soon anyway
Owen Wilson
>he doesn't eat toilet paper to increase the fiber in his diet
This is why you people take such messy shits.
Isaac Hill
>1 roll per day
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
Kayden Thompson
>using toilet paper
lmao poorfags
Isaiah Mitchell
he has mama'd his last mia
Aiden Sanders
It wipes itself on the way out too.
Luis Perez
Thanks again for proving that Yas Forums infests this board.
Fucking kill yourself.
Asher Sullivan
The latter, I want to stay home from work for two weeks.
Levi Wood
You don't even need that much at all if you shit properly by squatting.
The fucking Squatty Pottys should be sold out, not the heckin cleckin toilet paperinos.
Alexander Kelly
>wasting money on toilet paper
>not just getting a roommate and using your tongues to clean each other off
Joshua Howard
You talking to me?
Aaron Gomez
Maybe you should try getting a job.
Blake Richardson
>Average person uses one a day
What
Brody Wright
You can't tell me what to do, you aren't my real dad.
Nathaniel Jones
At times like these it is really convenient to be a software dev, boss gave us the go-ahead to "work" from home which generally just means monitoring Slack channels and doing at most 2 hours worth of work a day.
Jacob Taylor
Dont forget to give all your energy to Coronachan so that we can all afford houses
Carson Moore
>one roll a day
you should probably see a doctor
John Peterson
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
>t. poo in loo shitskin
Ayden Hernandez
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Eli Young
get a bidet
Blake Fisher
I don't use toilet paper because I'm not a filthy fucker that thinks dry paper actually cleans anything
Ian Carter
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
holy shit user please go see a doctor for that
Joshua Gonzalez
I have IBS and even I rarely use 1 roll a day
Ethan Rodriguez
the reason why it's one roll a day is because people use a loooooong strip of paper to wipe. THEN they fold it up
Jeremiah King
>1 roll a day
Fuck Corona Virus, if you shitting like that then you got something else crawling in your ass.
Camden Peterson
>alberto balsalm intensifies
Parker Cook
of course you will, its your Italian virus
Samuel Butler
I hope you guys prepped and siting comfy at home instead of panick-shopping or going to work.
Easton Ortiz
How are you anons holding up
Eli White
Angel Martinez
Evan Hernandez
Elijah Baker
No! Bowser-sama!
Blake James
anyone got the webm of the romanian guy going around pointing at chinese people and saying CORONAAAA? can't find the original video
Wyatt Sanchez
Get a bidet, losers
David Reed
How the fuck have you not clogged your toilet yet
Nathan Miller
I got this.
Jason Foster
*infects you with corona*
Brayden Russell
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
Carter Long
Bentley Young
Jayden Ward
I know this is bait but can you imagine having to use 1 while toilet paper roll per day?
You're ass would constantly stink no matter how much you wiped and would be raw as fuck.
David Thomas
It's not cholera its corona
Are the Tp hoarders illiterate.
Alexander Cook
Who else loaded up on kleenxes and tissue paper just in case they didn't have enough toilet paper?
Jackson Roberts
>the average person uses 1 roll per day
Jose Hughes
It feels so good too. Pic related.
Colton Scott
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Maybe if the average person is obese, has the runs, and is constantly eating and shitting 24/7.