I want to hear what game idea you have no matter how retarded

I want to hear what game idea you have no matter how retarded.
Mine is: QWOP but as a full length action RPG.

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QWOP but on Dune. If you ever manage to achieve any sort of rhythm, a sandworm eats you.

a game where you play as the US government in the 1980's and you have to get the black population addicted to cocaine

A looping Sonic level that never ends. You just run and jump and homing attack in one endless chain until you decide to quit, with Sonic Adventure 2 gameplay and level design. Just one endless running stage with different themes. It would feel like Rail Canyon from Sonic Heroes which just feels like the same three set pieces repeating for fifteen minutes.

Death Standing 2

Death Stranding but with QWOP controls

A game where you play as the black population but you have to constantly find new scapegoats to blame for your failures.

It controls like QWOP too.

a turd becomes sentient, grows arms and legs, and starts walking around the city. the goal of the game is to scare the poop out of people to increase your mass. eventually, the world is overtaken by shit.

You basically want a 3D version of Sonic Runners

Physics platformer like getting over it but with dual-stick arm controls that can climb/grab and need to swing, I’m making it but it’s a drag. I need motivation, im one year in development

Skyrim, but with good writing.

Skyrim, but written by the guy who writes all the books.

Skyrim, but written by the guy who writes all the books with QWOP controls

10/10 right there

QWOP but with QWOP controls and a nigger chasing a chicken

I hate reading books in Skyrim, with that slow-ass animation of turning pages. Why did they have to fix what wasn't broken? The book UI was just fine in Oblivion and Morrowind.

guys i have this cool original idea for a game ok
its gonna be an 8 bit indie game thats a throwbac to old NES and arcade games with platforming and stuff and im gonna put it on steam and itll be cool

Make the sprites look like atari 2600 style and add conflicting hand drawn backgrounds and you got a sale

A game where you play as a poor white dude that has to find another race to blame for all their problems while also ignoring facts and soaking in mainstream media propaganda every day. If you fuck up any part of that even once, you lose.

A battle royal but with souls combat. No guns, you can only loot souls weapons and spells

party QWOPers in the house toniiiiiiiight

lol fag

Tetris, but with QWOP controls

game where you suck cock and balls

Dark souls battle royale with resident evil 4 tetris inventory/skill/stat system

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So a game that appeals to tannies and minorities, because it lacks realism and gives the lesser beings a sense of power, that they sorely crave?

Neither of which even buys games, because they are too unstable to have the focus, also they are too poor.
Doomed to fail.
Also, 0/10. Spiteful Kneel Cuckman shit.

doesnt even have QWOP controls

also controls like qwop

Death Stranding but you are a fantasy adventurer and also you can do dungeon crawls.

a metroidvania that controls like QWOP

>Dude compulsively posting to a chinese girl cartoon board thinks he's the master race

It never fails

A game about keeping unnecessary politics out of Yas Forums and it controls like QWOP

>there is people itt that never became national heroes

based and arrakis pilled

I had a dream last night where I must have been playing some shooter game or something but got pissed off and said it sucked then brainstormed a open-world, fast paced, boomer shooter with battle towers and boss rooms littered about
the idea is to have constant action by way of procedural generation of pre-made rooms/areas (think Minecraft chunks) and respawning enemies
just non-stop slaughter while Mick Gordon's music plays
I don't know how good it'd actually be but the idea came to me in my dream and apparently out of spite of another game kek

this would sell millions

A game where you play as 200 foot tall Mexican Wrestlers (due to radioactive waste), and then they wrestle in major cities.

Wait! Hear me out...
procedural generation Sanic!

alright check this out
youll go VIRAL if you make this

mario world 1-1
but qwop

Chess but as a full length action RPG.

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Continually updated RPG with a simple game editor where quests are created by the public with almost no oversight.
It would be the biggest shitpost game in history.

QWOP but hentai game

Chess but not turn based. If you see a legal move, take it as fast as you can manage

a game with a constantly changing UI so you never know what the fuck you are doing

persona 5?

QWOP but a horse guy

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Turned based chess but you only have one second to take your turn.

Hotkey humping rts autism

Hikaru Nakamura streams that shit all the time

Go but you have to gather and manage resources to manufacture your stones

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Dark Souls battle royale but with QWOP controls and the UI changes every few minutes

chess but both people take their turn at the same time

QWOP but you are a horse with a huge cock fucking a loli.

Fremen-pilled

a CRPG in space.

A game where you play a psychopath who goes around brutally murdering any game dev who thinks using QWOP control scheme to make their game quirky is a good idea.

You control the psychopath using QWOP's control scheme.

Basically you have an image board and your goal is to make the shittiest, most rage inducing posts possible without getting banned by jannies.

With QWOP's control scheme, but in your brain.

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t. never conquered the world, isn't most attractive and relies on ugly SJWs for pity points.

I'm not the best example of my race, but, my race is the best example of life on this planet.
It doesn't matter what you think, you already lost. This is our world, you shit colored scum.

VRB (pronunced; verb) - Virtual Reality Board
>Game focuses on navigating a website hosted entirely within virtual space
>You and up to seven other people have to solve a plethora of puzzles that are decided upon by the player with the least points.
>The first round is always random.
>Each round, the winner earns a point.
>If you work together and succeed at a puzzle, you and those you directly work with earn three points.
>However, if you work to dismantle other players' progress and succeed at the puzzle on your own, you earn five points.
>The first player to reach 12 points wins the game.
>If multiple players tie for a victory, all involved win the game - but are placed inside a bonus round.
>Whoever wins the bonus round gets a bonus.
>Those who reached the goal of 12 points having dismantled or slowed the progress of others will also receive a bonus, seperate from the above.
>Winners of the game have access to something losers do not have access to.
>You get access to an online imageboard that is hosted within the virtual space.
>Winners can re-play the game after a certain amount of time passes to earn a chance at earning some extra rewards.
>These rewards grant the winners an expanded toolset that they can use to further develop the virtual imageboard.
>VR Exclusive

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You can fucking cut the angst from this post with a knife.