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>Report unusual behavior
>Barricade your homes
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals
>Wait for official instructions

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Get everyone infected, that's my ficial instructions *coughs*

WAIT MY ASS

my friends call me couch

RAMIREZ

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Hello there me ole chum

I HAVE NOT

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Coach....

COME THIS FAR...

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TO DIE NO- [Death Screams]

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TO DIE NOW

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Coach = Nick > Ellis > Bill > Zoey > Louis > Francis Rochelle
Dark Carnival > The Parish > Swamp Fever = Hard Rain > Dead Center

havent played the L4D1 campaigns in ages

SORRY Y'AAAAAAAAAALLL

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Hard rain doesn't deserve to be compared to dead center.

GOOOODBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

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It'd be higher on the list if it wasnt half of a campaign copy and pasted twice
its great though, Dead Center is the only one that is less than good

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU CAN'T SHOOT WORTH SHIT

Man I think one of the most memorable games I ever had was joining a group of randoms and we all decided to escort this fucker on expert.

L4D3 when?
>inb4 it’s VR
FUCK OFF GABE

L4D3 with VR capabilities would honestly be best case scenario though.
Of course, its an arcadey game so it should be built for desktop

>L4D3 when?
now

LOOK ELLIS, KIDDIE LAND!

Do I look like some sort of nigger to you?

ONE-MAN
CHEESEBURGER
APOCALYPSE

EXCUSE ME? EXCUUSE ME?

HAHAHA OHHH SHIT

yOUNGIn'
SSTOP dat shit.

TITS

Yo Nick.
Why, yes.

I SWEAR YOU CANT,
SHOOT WORTH SHIT

Looks like living here is finally paying off

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>[Bill Laugh]
>Huh hah HAAAAAH hahaha

I was just playing some earlier. How come an 11 year old game has such staying power compared to contemporary turds? Is it just that fun?

I'm a one-man CHEESEBURGER apocalypse

and yet every time i want to play it with someone they just have a million stupid fucking mods installed. I can't find anybody to just play the base game with anymore.

A good game will always be good. A bad game is Evolve.

What do you mean? UnIess you are talking about a map, all mods are client side.

Maps.

First these threads got funny, then sad, then funny again.

Also do you know what suck the heads mean?

What does that do, besides the Portal sequence?

I've never had any issues finding a campaign. If you can't find the map you want just create a game and people will join.

WTF valve?!!
How could you?!!

I mean playing with friends not strangers.

>it's been 10 years and we still don't know what happened to the L4D2 survivors after the parish
hurts worse than no episode 3

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Its about eatin'

>"THIS USED TO BE A WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD."
It was a different time.

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I ever tell you bout the time mah buddy Keith almost drowned in the Tunnel of Love? You wouldn't think its possible on account of the water bein so shallow, but that's how it gets you, man.

I bought L4D and L4D2 when it was on sale for like 3 bucks. Played L4D2 a little bit but I got kicked from the first game I joined for no reason after like 20 minutes and just never played it again after that.

We do know, read the comic.

Ellis, sweaty, now's not the time.

>the chocolate bar wrapper in the beginning of the L4D2 intro actually reads "Chocolate Helicopter"

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>tfw no Keith solo survival mode.
Really missed a good opportunity there.

There was another valve comic after The Sacrifice?!

Why is the L4D2 intro so FUCKING GOOD?
youtube.com/watch?v=Iqid90JR6BY

I love L4D1's more cinematic one, but holy fuck this trailer gets me so pumped everytime i watch it. Its literal perfection.
Why is Valve so good at doing the things they do? (most of the time)

Ok

My buddy Keith, lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wasn't a dare or nuthin', he just got kicked outta' his house...

>>inb4 it's VR
>FUCK OFF GABE
lmao seethe more poorfag. VR is the future

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Once upon a time Valve made really good games. I'd argue Left 4 Dead 2 was the peak of this.

I was talking about carrying the gnome on the carnival map. All you get is an achievement I think.

And most importantly
>Fuck anons waifu

Most of the talent at Valve that made pretty much any of their games hasn't worked there in a long time. The cold hard truth is that even if a L4D3 was made it wouldn't have any of the quality of the originals.

I'd argue that TF2, CSGO, DotA, and L4D2's communities will outlive many others easily.

I hate this. Coach is too pure for cuckshit SFM.

LITERALLY me when i'm playing coach

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LASER BEAMS
YYYYEAH

Who is to say it's cuckolding? Maybe Coach just hits it off with various young white women.

Blame SFM artist laziness. It really fucking annoys me when they just use a TF2 map too and I end up thinking shit like "that's the RED Intel room on 2Fort" or "that's the middle point on Granary"

>its an arcadey game so it should be built for desktop
what

THANKS. same here WE STRAIGHT?

Mistah, I don't like your attitude

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I honestly love it. Everytime i see coach just fuckin pounding an anime character i cant help but laugh everytime

GET HIM GET HHEE.. GET HIM OFF ME

It isnt a story adventure game you play every once in awhile, its a game you play for hours on end consistently.

Having it be VR exclusive would be a mistake since not only does it appeal more to the casual audience, it'd also get tiresome after playing for more than a couple hours.
but it would be really nice to have VR capabilities so when you wanna get fully immersed you can.

Louis > Bill > Zoey > Francis
Nick > Coach > Ellis > Rochelle

Nick > Louis > Coach > Bill > Zoey > Francis > Ellis > Rochelle

I'm with you on TF2 and L4D2. I never played ASSFAGGOTS so I can't vouch for DotA2. I'd argue CS:GO was the decline before the sudden stop.

I've played every other game that's supposed to be "like" L4D2 but the level of polish it has compared to something like the Vermintide games is just on another level entirely. I can play through the same 10 maps over and over again on L4D2 without needing something to grind for and never get bored. The second I unlocked Bounty Hunter in VT2 I played 3 games with him then never touched it again.

The fact that you can add gun models from other games and shitty anime models to mix up the visuals for L4D2 every now and then is just the cherry on top.

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GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

nice old meme r

And it's on fire
And it's o-
And it's-
And it's o-
And it's on fire

I want to believe this. But spells it out plainly.

>Kill all fucking niggers, that's my official instructions

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I haven't personally played CSGO in at least 5 years, but I'd be wrong to deny it's bigger than ever. It just recently hit 1mil concurrent.

POSI-TI-VELY

This. Coach is honorary white as far as I'm concerned.

...

Remember this : All niggers are black people but not all black people are niggers

>Yas Forums - reddit funposting

dota 2 was peak SOUL until like 2013ish when the money got over valves head. They slowly started cancelling seasonal ingame events and balance the game for esports viewers

For me it's Francis and Ellis.

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Ellis > Bill > Coach > Francis > Nick > Louis > Zoey > Rochelle

I'm right.

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This man speaks the truth.

Put Coach first and then yeah you actually are

I meant more in terms of quality.

TITS

Its still a good game and has community servers and whatnot