What will be the max numbers of players for HALF LIFE ALYX

Probably between 30k to 50k. nailed it though and there will be tons of shitposting about it.

hahahha xD

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Oh man I just wanted to play some vidya with you! you're making things go too fast!
I'm underweight

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ugly fat retard, Kill self bitch and die, emo loser, bubblegum cunt, princess bitch, whiney cunt, ono prick, hard ass bitch, wrinkle cunt, wild cunt, pussy, hoe, bitch, ho,

Say those things to my face faggot, I'll probably get a boner

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Fuck off. punk. anti-intellectual. small and pathetic and stupid.

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1100.

Eternal reminder to the steam shill

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You need to become my boiwife.

me too ;_;

A tiny, hairless one?
Only local co-op, you'll have to sit on my lap tho.

shut your mouth cowfucker, worthless plhegm queer scum
Eat my balls you fucking fag.. chock on my balls... fag fuck, you cant fucking fucking eat 'em no more you fucking shit plastered pig smearing piece of shit

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Yes. I'll make sure you're loved every day.

>you now remember the portal 2 ARG
remember when valve used to do fun things?

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I hope portal 2 goes on sale soon again.
I need it as a gift

There was an ARG?

yes

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I heard coal might come back this year.

Yes. I promised you in the other thread that we would marry.

disturbing dork retards.. very creepy fags that you are.. ಠ_ಠ I. do not appreciate you.
I'll be waiting... sorry... shitting, fucking shit now.., later, you fucking pig shit...

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I can't wait to become yours! I'll do anything you want me to do!

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>But then I'd get distracted!
Yeah, thats how I intent to win, poking you "there" at the right time.

Remain flatchested and get on whoremones asap.

That's cheating! you naughty boy... If you want to play that type of game, then I'll start nibbling on your ears while you play vidya! I'll shake my butt to distract you!!

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I will make you my perfect sissy feminized boiwife. You don't need hormones or anything.

>I'll start nibbling on your ears
Oh baby.
>shake my butt to distract you!!
Careful! It might slide.

can you stop being gay for one fucking day Yas Forums?

H-How will feminize me s-sir?

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With training. I'll turn you into my sissy slave. You'll be my personal maid cumdumpster.

*pats ur head*
Good girl.

How about everyone in this thread gangbangs you, slut? You're noting but a whore.

B-but its a co-op game you dunce, we both lose! Game over just let me put baby batter in your guts.

You're making me horny user... stop that!
T-Thank you
I-I'm not a whore...

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I don’t care. When is the Artifact relaunch?

I want to tie you up and slowly tease every part of your body until you go crazy for cock.

Lord, forgive me but I love slutty /v bois.
I want a boiwife, sadly anyone femboyish enough in my country is coerced into being trans by a tranny cabal

>Artifact
That still a thing? How are Underlords numbers, people still play that?

Nooo!
P-Please handle me with care!

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I know right? I just want to overpower an underweight boy with a pretty face, let him know whos boss, then chill playing videogames and tease him caling his favorite game shit.

You deserve a man.

Imagine getting surrounded by big fat stinky cocks. I know you wouldn't resist. You're a slut.

>Nooo!
What? As if you have ever asked a man to wear a condom.

Yeah, there was one cute nerd boy in my life higher than me though but he looked like fucking Legolas we always talked about PnP shit like Mage or SW all night long. Shame we parted ways and now he's a tranny.

Shoving a big cock down Anons throat, making a big buldge as he squirms around.

what the fuck happened here?

I want to tuck in sissy user and play Way of the Samurai 4

You're lucky they all escort in my city and only date thugs, not lonely guys.

> we always talked about PnP shit like Mage or SW all night long
While snorting stims and cuddling. He kissed me once when I was about to leave and I still remember his lips. Forgive me for leaving you behind, you're still the only boy I loved.

Last 7 digits of my post are the max players

Portal 2 Mapper here.
Co-Op has inexcusable mapping mistakes, not that singleplayer doesn't but it's egregiously lazy in Co-Op.
Wall tile textures on floors, edges of the black void visible in fog, etc
Dont bother

Mods not doing their fucking job.

>I know right? I just want to overpower an underweight boy with a pretty face, let him know whos boss, then chill playing videogames and tease him caling his favorite game shit.
You sound like the perfect boyfriend... my taste in vidya is very good tho!
My pathetic dick wouldn't stop drooling! I would get hypnotized by all that musk surrounding me, I'd be mindbroken by their fat and smelly cocks! they'd completely corrupt my body and be able to use me as they'd like~~
F-fine, just be slow! I'm still a virgin!
Meanie! you'd break my choker!
I want to play that game too!

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typical

Post your butt or thighs right now, slut.

Man, you're making me depressed now, this is just NTR

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Smelly and disgusting like all humans.. get coronavirus AIDS and die you retards... you all still have one thing in common faggots if you haven't figured it out yet...you can't control your urination on this website...its uncontrollable.

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>this is just NTR
This has nothing to do with you, my soul just still hurts from imagining 'what if i wasn't a fucking pussy and told him how I feel'

>Be bottom
>born with a big dick and a flat butt

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I think I already told you. Your big dick will become useless and a toy for me to play with. As for your butt you can get a nice one with exercises.

Can you give me a quick rundown, I have no fucking clue what I'm looking at

I know it has nothing to do with me, I feel bad for you! I hope you're able to find another cute boy to play vidya with!

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I don't want to work oooooooouuuuutttt

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Then become my sissy and I'll give you a nice toned ass from getting fucked.

there was an ARG for portal 2 where they would release the game early if enough people got certain achievements for a handful of games, the recipients would also receive the "golden potato" badge and valve's entire back catalog of games that were also giftable if they completed all of the achievements

Yas Forums didn't like it because you had to buy ~$10 worth of games

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seriously puke worthy creatures you are all.. a word to the wise. you will all die soon.. Its the earths way.

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That's not how butts work user! you dummy...

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I sure fucking do. I remember one night in his flat with creepy old woman portrait and wine stains on the ceiling we were rewatching Republic Commando cutscenes cause I was sure I remembered Sev's tube being cracked in the flashback. Good times, shame it's all over. Fucking five years already, I need to get over it.
Thanks but I really think I don't even need anyone but him. And he's now a moderately crazy tranny living as a housewife with some musician. I lost him and it's not my fault.

Lets get AIDS!

Then I will give you all my love.

Griffith was literally a sissy that fucked older men

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It's dick magic, your body will understand its purpose now its to please men, you'll even self lubricate down there. But only if you become my boiwife.

I want to drip-feed sissy user with attention so I can play vidya with him whenever I feel like it without getting too involved!

Post her pics somewhere.

exhentai.org/g/1459412/7494af618a/

what are you doing here, retard? Go diareah all over your keybord and email yourself an earful of your own impotent web-babbling. uou're doing an disservice to the readership of this great and fabulous site...

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Nah, she's probably also lurking around here.

What's the problem, got sold for 3 silver coins?
Fine...
Woah! fill me with your dick magic then!
kek

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You're a faggot you're a faggot youre a faggot youre a faggot your''e a gaggot I got you motherfucking low. As I drive away I can hear you yelling "I'ma kill yo children, I'm a sick, sick, sick homo. I love killing little children. I love doggie rape. I just killed my wife, I love to rape children. I got you motherfucker; you gon get me good." I just kill you for what you just said. You're a homo, and I ain't no good homo, and you really wanna come out here and bang with a faggot, so fuck you...

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