"Hey user pick me up! Let me get those cookies on the top of the shelf!"

>"Hey user pick me up! Let me get those cookies on the top of the shelf!"

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don't pick her up silly, she could fly there if she wanted to, it's obviously just a trick to make you hug her

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Is that a bad thing

No problem, I could use a cookie myself.

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*kicks her in the head*

bad girls deserve no hugs

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Is there a problem with her wanting to get a hug? do you not love her anymore? hugging is what friends most love doing!

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Stfu I'm hugging you tonight, user. I dont care about the smash bros wario girl I wanna hug you

t-thanks man

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H-H-H-H-

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She'd kill you

Ashuri is too heavy for me to lift her!

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don't fall for her sad eyes user, she have been a bad girl, she never showers or go to school, she spends all day in her room making minigames or practicing black magic

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She doesn't need to go to school, making minigames is a job! she works very hard! stop being a meanie and just hug her already... or she's gonna start crying!

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Got damn this thread is cringe holy shit

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Ashley......
I need you Ashley.......

good

oh fuck.
come here ashley. let daddy get a good sniff if you
*sniiiiiiiiifffff**
ooooohh fuckkk, gggngghhnnnn you smell good ashley... yeah...
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffff*
ahhhhhhhhhhhh fuckkk yeah... oh yeah thats good... you smell so good my little angel....

Ashley stinks, she doesn't smell good

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I would smell her though

uh fine, but she better not try to put a hex on me or something

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What else did you expect from Ashleypedos?

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You feel for it! now you're under her love magic spell!

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Based

Have you had anything else yet?

ahh, I would also like to tuck her into bed

NOOOOO ASHLEY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS AGAIN! AS SOON AS IM FREE FROM THIS IM GOING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR BOOKS FOR A MONTH

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NOT HER COMPUTER!!! HOW WILL SHE MAKE GAMES WITHOUT IT?! AND HOW WILL SHE PRACTICE MAGIC WITHOUT HER BOOKS!!!??

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i let her sit on top of my head

my hand covering her and then giving her a goodnight kiss before going to bed to sleep with my wife (tharja)

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More like Tardja lol

CUNNY, CUNNY, SWEET AND TASTY!
GIVE IT TO ME! PLEASE BE HASTY!
LICK IT, KISS IT, TEASE IT, TASTE IT!
EAT IT QUICKLY! DO NOT WASTE IT!
FAT OLD HAGS JUST CANT COMPARE
TO LITTLE GIRLS THAT CANT GROW HAIR!
LOOK AT ALL THAT UNRIPE MEAT!
HOW IT SENDS ME INTO HEAT!
I WONT EVER LET HER LOOSE!
I GET DRUNK OFF LOLI JUICE!
EVERY DAY I WANT IT MORE!
I CAN’T STAND THESE WRINKLY WHORES!
GIVE ME CUNNY! GIVE IT FAST!
GIVE IT NOW! I CANNOT LAST!

how can you post this and not get put on a police watch list

I am the police.

Dangerously based

Hello, Mega based department

>"user I got a nightmare, you'll have to sleep in the floor"

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she needs to learn respect others first! if she takes a shower first and start acting like a good girl I can think about it

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IN the floor? How?

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More like TRASHley

yeah cause wanting to fuck little girls is BASED, am i right?
fucking kys

I just want to coddle a cute little girl brehs

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>in the floor
fine. let me just activate noclip again

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I'll open the hatch

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Its about to get sweaty

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Ashley is a good girl! and showering is just a waste of water...

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Roll or that Yo-Kai Watch bitch

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Haha kys seething roastie

of course it is! no wonder she was bullied in school!

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The state of ashleypedos

Blizzaria is more interesting designed. Once you take off the nostalgia goggles, you realize Roll is more generically designed.

i wanna smell her after she hasn't showered in a while

stinky girls make my dick happy

I'll have you know I liked her since I was 10

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Showering is NOT important, and don't remind her of bullies!! she's gonna get violent!
You'd be completely hypnotized, It'd be too dangerous to smell her...

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>simple designs can't be good
Shut up nerd.

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coochie*

Imagine the absolute stench of Ashley, I really doubt she ever showers since she doesn't like doing girly things, she probably smells like chemicals and pee

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>It'd be too dangerous to smell her...
but it would be so worth it

I can see the shape of her lovely chest!

Are you sure? what if she catches you sniffing her?

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no you have to use these SPRING BOOTS I made for you.
And this helmet

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calm down Ashley, last time you got angry you burned the house down!

She'll calm down if you pat her head

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Sleepy Ashley

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I'd let myself get caught

It would be extremely painful