Why did no one tell me Yakuza 0 has the greatest waifu sim ever made hidden away in some shitty mini game?

My wife Yuki is very awkward but that's what makes her charming

after each session i had to jerk it to some Ai Uehara

It's basically emotional prostitution anyway

The idea is they treat you like someone important and fake liking you, it's sort of like a few hours of getting to feel like a bunch of hot girls actually want to spend time with you.

But you both know they’re just doing it for money. I don’t see the appeal. At least with a hooker you get laid. This is just like an IRL visual novel

it's a way to get feminine attention without having to worry about exposing your small pp

>tfw goromi is legit best girl.
im as confused as kiryu.

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Shes Japanese. It’s literally a country of dicklets. There’s no such thing as a small penis to a Japanese woman.

where were you realized that majima is both best boy and girl

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I've only played 0, are Kiwami 1 and 2 worth playing?

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I went on a date and tried to imitate Kiryu once, all cool and composed with the small talk. It didn't go well.

i started the series with 0 and i'm playing through kiwami right now
i'm enjoying kiwami and it's fun to see the callbacks to 0

yeh. warning tho, kiwami 1s bossfights are some garbo late game. hope you like hyper armor 10 hit anime comboing faggots that dont care youre trying to fight them.

Kiryu is kind of a black hole of personality, not suprising it didn't go well unless you're a huge chad radiating masculinity and virtue from your pores.

God I wish that was me

that doesn't sound so bad, desu I wasn't really into the bossfights in 0,the most annoying thing was getting shot with a gun from some mook off screen.

I went Y0 -> Yk1 -Yk2 ->Y3 currently, and I'd say that y3 fights are much more annoying especially when enemies go full block. One thing that worsened my experience was having and overdose of majima fights after I tried grinding majima everywhere system and without it I felt boss fights would be less fun
Yk1 is still fun tho and Yk2 is superb and ragdoll physics are funny

are ya winning son?

How do you stop filthy poorfags from crawling into your club?

Which Yakuza character fits this tattoo the most?

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They're all good. Kiwami 1 is built to be a sequel to 0, while also being a remake of Yakuza 1, so it logically comes next.

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increasing fans also increases the wealth of your clientele
prioritize the options that build up fans except when you're in a club battle, only money earned matters in the battles

What happens if she says no?

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reina aged like fine wine

based

your mom

>shitty mini game
It's actually really fun, though.

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It would be extremely painful.

>that sparkle in the eyes of the hostess

I find it kind of funny that he does all this freaky shit without worrying that there's a chance Saejima could just walk in someday
>Kyoudai.....what the fuck

K E K

>just now some of my threads from 10 days ago, included a couple of 0 threads that mentioned hostess clubs, NGB etc
>they are all back up again

Is it the same people making these threads or what? I don't mind, because this is how you make shit stick on Yas Forums but surely this isn't just random fuckers.

>that spacing
>that self-importance

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Stahp. I know who this is, and it makes me sad.

The dialogues in these hostess dates are honestly pretty amazing

>aftermath

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>that tiara
good

>that hair
no

Try imitating Ichiban and make Dragon Quest references next time

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nishiki is a dumbass for obsessing over yumi. reina is a million times better

You don't understand how lonely the average japanese salaryman is. They don't do anything but work, commute to work, and mandatory unfun drinking with their boss. Moments of even fake human contact somehow become precious when the only other people who give a shit about you are the ones hounding you for meeting deadlines.

I WANNA BE YOUR GIRL

They work with qt Japanese office ladies. If they’re too pussy to hit on them they’re retarded. I went to japan and the amount of female interest I received was unreal. Only time in my life I’ve gone to a bar and have a woman offer to buy me a drink. Shit was amazing.

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K1 is a good game i would just consider it DLC to Y0 though. it's pretty much half of what zero is.

Strippers who don't strip.

>tattoo everything dark around the nipples
Why? It looks like shit.

Then what’s the point?

Boo

>shitty mini game
I am offended.

it's literally one of the greatest minigames in all of video games

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