REAL LIFE

Year One Stunting edition

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Skipped through all the diseases tearing through our poor african ass, how do we spend our free time

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dont you guys wanna die of malaria or immigrate to north korea?

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Fuck yeah Real Lives.
Let's go do Religious Activities and Fashion, we're going to be the most well dressed shaman

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Religion and Fashion it is, maybe the spirits can protect our family from parasites

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oh

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THE SPIRITS BLESS US

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after an uneventful few years, we're now 11, we've got a new brother, and our loving father is trying to beat the epilepsy out of us, how do we respond?

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beat the shit out of him, his ancestors should be ashamed

play as a Canadian firewood baron

Leave home

BEAT
HE

If the beatings continue we may have to.
Dear old dad did not respond kindly to our previous objections and has decided this should be a regular occurance, what now

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retaliate violently

leave home

Beat him back even harder.

beat that asshole, the gods will protect us this time

leave home and become a child soldier

NEVER SURRENDER

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RETALIATE

Our father is a powerful adversary, im taking retaliation off the menu until

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Surprise surprise, it happened again, but at least our brother doesnt have parasites anymore

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He can't keep getting away with it!

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RETALIATE YOU PUSSY

RETALIATE AGAIN

FIGHT BACK. WOULD RATHER DIE ON YOUR FEET OR LIVE ON YOUR KNEES?

WE WILL NEVER CAPITULATE

Things Fall Apart: The Game

I WILL NOT SUFFER THIS SHAME
I WILL DIE STANDING

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we got beat again, but the spirits have saw fit to aid us in our struggle and strike him with parasites

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Seek romance and try to get pregnant as soon as possible as a way to get payback on your dad, bring dishonor to his name.

OP you fag, put on a name, not a trip, just a name

>happiness: 1
choke him out OP

We recieved another ass beating, but we found this boy to thirst over

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NO fucking faggot

do it

YES YES YES

Do it. Take his seed

YES

>Even weaker than your beaten epileptic ass
lol no way fag

No faggots allowed

Popular vote wins, Will Molefi save us from a life of beatings?

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move to SWEDEN

yes, maybe he can beat our father's ass for us

which version of the game is the latest one that you can pirate?

>Have to look this shit up
>Very rare
>You've gotten it 3 times

With our new man, we only have time for one free time activity, what shall we do

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Try for teen pregnancy, remember it being an option

Physical training

study

>beating intensifies

>be me create white female character
>make character move to Kenya
>make character have 15 kids with different men

>REAL LIFE
I am struggling to find this game, the naming scheme is ass. Source?

Physical training it is, Now we need a job, here's what we qualify for

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beggar

Real lives 2007 newfriend

Real lives 2007

Thanks, that is actually searchable

FARM WORKER
can you even qualify for better jobs? I've only seen these jobs in every playthrough

Domestic helper. You can find some old rich man that way.

Is this game just a meme or actually fun?

Beggar wins
I would assume so, it probably helps to not be an uneducated epileptic african girl

where do I download this video game? help an user out

For anyone who wants to download

2ra5-downloads.phpnuke.org/en/c66580/real-lives

has anyone tried the latest $20 version?

apparently getting a man and a job was what it took to stop incurring dad's wrath, and the spirits have cured his parasites now that the beatings have stopped. Also failed to get pregnant

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I'm an autistic dwarf fortress player, this game is ______fun___