Year One Stunting edition
REAL LIFE
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Skipped through all the diseases tearing through our poor african ass, how do we spend our free time
dont you guys wanna die of malaria or immigrate to north korea?
Fuck yeah Real Lives.
Let's go do Religious Activities and Fashion, we're going to be the most well dressed shaman
Religion and Fashion it is, maybe the spirits can protect our family from parasites
oh
THE SPIRITS BLESS US
after an uneventful few years, we're now 11, we've got a new brother, and our loving father is trying to beat the epilepsy out of us, how do we respond?
beat the shit out of him, his ancestors should be ashamed
play as a Canadian firewood baron
Leave home
BEAT
HE
If the beatings continue we may have to.
Dear old dad did not respond kindly to our previous objections and has decided this should be a regular occurance, what now
retaliate violently
leave home
Beat him back even harder.
beat that asshole, the gods will protect us this time
leave home and become a child soldier
NEVER SURRENDER
RETALIATE
Our father is a powerful adversary, im taking retaliation off the menu until
Surprise surprise, it happened again, but at least our brother doesnt have parasites anymore
He can't keep getting away with it!
RETALIATE YOU PUSSY
RETALIATE AGAIN
FIGHT BACK. WOULD RATHER DIE ON YOUR FEET OR LIVE ON YOUR KNEES?
WE WILL NEVER CAPITULATE
Things Fall Apart: The Game
I WILL NOT SUFFER THIS SHAME
I WILL DIE STANDING
we got beat again, but the spirits have saw fit to aid us in our struggle and strike him with parasites
Seek romance and try to get pregnant as soon as possible as a way to get payback on your dad, bring dishonor to his name.
OP you fag, put on a name, not a trip, just a name
>happiness: 1
choke him out OP
We recieved another ass beating, but we found this boy to thirst over
NO fucking faggot
do it
YES YES YES
Do it. Take his seed
YES
>Even weaker than your beaten epileptic ass
lol no way fag
No faggots allowed
Popular vote wins, Will Molefi save us from a life of beatings?
move to SWEDEN
yes, maybe he can beat our father's ass for us
which version of the game is the latest one that you can pirate?
>Have to look this shit up
>Very rare
>You've gotten it 3 times
With our new man, we only have time for one free time activity, what shall we do
Try for teen pregnancy, remember it being an option
Physical training
study
>beating intensifies
>be me create white female character
>make character move to Kenya
>make character have 15 kids with different men
>REAL LIFE
I am struggling to find this game, the naming scheme is ass. Source?
Physical training it is, Now we need a job, here's what we qualify for
beggar
Real lives 2007 newfriend
Real lives 2007
Thanks, that is actually searchable
FARM WORKER
can you even qualify for better jobs? I've only seen these jobs in every playthrough
Domestic helper. You can find some old rich man that way.
Is this game just a meme or actually fun?
Beggar wins
I would assume so, it probably helps to not be an uneducated epileptic african girl
where do I download this video game? help an user out
For anyone who wants to download
has anyone tried the latest $20 version?
apparently getting a man and a job was what it took to stop incurring dad's wrath, and the spirits have cured his parasites now that the beatings have stopped. Also failed to get pregnant
I'm an autistic dwarf fortress player, this game is ______fun___