This is official, licensed Kirby merchandise

>This is official, licensed Kirby merchandise
What the fuck? And why is there SO MUCH Kirby merchandise anyways?

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haha

what would it feel like if kirby sucked your d haha

Well I mean, much like Kirby women do suck.

>And why is there SO MUCH Kirby merchandise anyways?
Because Kirby is the name you should know.

this would look cute on a fat assed trap

That front pattern looks like a womb

I'm terribly curious, what does the jap text say?

what does it smell like

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salty milk and coins

What do you have against Kirby? Kirby is great.

Based.

"kirby from the stars"

it's the franchise's name in japan

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poo poo no pee pee

Conceptualize the aroma

星のカービィ
Kirby from the Stars

loli*

shota*

want to buy this...

based

only if he was bullied into it by a cake.

Hoshi no Kirby/Kirby from the Stars

I thought it was "Kirby of the Stars"

It's less weird than Nintendo thinking to advertise said Kirby vagina-coverings with a model that looks like a strung-out child prostitute.

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It probably is. の tends to imply ownership or belonging, so "of" is closer than "from". Kirby from the Stars would actually be 星に来たカービィ, I believe. The official translation might disagree though

Some of their merch is pretty cool.

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>yummy mart

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I hate how companies have to make sure to include the © or ™ marks, even on something like this

>星に来た
That's "came to the stars"
星からのカービィ would work

Sucks for you. Intellectual property law is my fetish

Brappu

Holy shit, you're right. I really need to stop neglecting to practice. 星から来た should work though, but your example might be snappier in an official title

Considering it is Kirby it should be crotchless panties to allow devouring

Now we're talking.

this™

>星から来た should work though
Yeah it does, I just went for brevity

>yummy mart
They mean food right?

>yummy mart
more like cunny mart

Where can I get them? Anyone have a link?

How come Sonic and Mario lack cool merch like this? A NOVA pocket-watch is fucking badass. Meanwhile all you get for Mario is some shitty dulpo legos and all you get for sonic are plushies.

What if they made a kirby adult diaper that would be so weird haha

user girls don't eat with their vagina.

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What type of woman would wear these?

you moonrune reading anons are cool
wish i put in the effort for that
i can speak it semi-conversationally but i neglect reading

Turns out it did not in fact mean food
Well if it's exclusive to yummy mart you can't anymore since they closed down. Maybe you can get it elsewhere though.

kirby is very popular with girls.

the cute and funny kind

Am I retarded or is this girl white?

I'm almost the complete opposite. I'm pretty good at reading and understanding, but I'm awful at speaking. I can recommend Duolingo for practicing as the convenience really makes a difference

>kirby's mouth isn't located even remotely near either the asshole or vagina
What wasted potential. I would fuck any girl who told me her cunt was going to suck up a wad from deez like Kirby sucks up Waddle Dees.

I think it can be translated either way.

>What the fuck?
It was a crossover with
>And why is there SO MUCH Kirby merchandise anyways?
Cute shit sells damn well. Despite the Kirby games never really being top sellers, Kirby is easily one of Nintendo's biggest franchises just because of how much merch it sells

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both

That looks like girls' underwear, though.

It was a crossover with
is what I meant to say
I'm stupid

Kirby is literally the most popular Nintendo character in Japan according to yearly character popularity polls. He wins every single time. Bitches just love the pink puffball.

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I recommend practicing by replaying some of your favorite games in Japanese, especially if they have furigana.

Kirby Merch is fucking weird. You get some stuff which is affordable and put into those UFO catcher machines like Snowglobes, Pencil erasers and flying toys and then you get shit like wrist watches made from gold.

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Hahaha, yeah right.

If THAT looks like girl's underwear, then I've been wearing girls' underwear my whole life.

Finally, A product for us vore fans.

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OK so why are they using a coked up white (probably Russian) girl to advertise Japanese underwear.

Where is this "Kirby FROM The Stars" coming from? That says "Kirby of The Stars".