/cgg/ - Coronavirus Gaming General

>both parents in high risk group
>call dad
>tell him to not go out for awhile since they're already stocked up on food
>"okay I'm just on way to store to get cookies but after that I'll stay home..."
>have to yell at him for two minutes to get him to go home
Do boomers have a death wish?

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>dad comes home from work with a cough and a raspy voice
>ask him if he's sick
>'nah it's just allergies, I'll be heading into work tomorrow too'

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I was staying at home anyway.
FFXIV and Kingdom Under Fire

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The hysteria is getting to me bros I just hope everything turns out fine

Most people aren't taking it seriously. It's not just old people desu. My aunt who works in the fucking hospital and she thought it was nothing. Had to explain it to her because she was one of those "it's just a flu, bro" people. Our government said they'll fine and throw people into jail if they don't self-isolate and act like dicks in public. A lot of people are still saying that everyone's overreacting, getting mad that most public places are closed and all the events got cancelled. At this rate this shit won't stop until there's a vaccine.

>exam in a week
>did nothing until now
i hope they anounce that it will be later because otherwise i'm fucked
please corona-chan fuck me good

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>going to fathers place to pick up some shit i ordered online (not giving my real adress to the coorporate jew)
>stay on couch and watch tv for a bit
>make myself a nice dinner with ingredients he had left over
>leave
>day later he calls me telling me I shouldn't go to his place because his roommate was in direct contact with a diagnosed coofer
>roommate liked cooking and his favourite spot was the couch
FUCK

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>Work at special needs school No, I'm not a mod or janny on Yas Forums
>I live in Bongland, so the approach is fucking nothing which is no surprise
>College is seemingly preparing to move to e-learning now
>Meanwhile I'm still working at the special needs school dealing with IT support and having to surround myself with kids who don't wash themselves properly and sure as hell aren't going to stay home because the parents are too occupied and want a break from them
>This coupled with the fact panic buying has skyrocketed in bongland as of yesterday so we're running out of supplies for anything, since everyone is using hand sansitiser
>laptops are dirty as fuck because kids have dandruff
Luckily it seems schools have a decision to close or not at the moment, but its not recommended.
Boris is retarded, yadda yadda.
I can't even have a break since I'm working on about 3 assignments at the moment, but hopefully I'll be setting aside time soon to work on my Civilization 6 mod

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This corona virus shit is overblown. To prove it, I've ordered shittons of bootleg merchandise from China. None of it will affect me, my mailman, or my coworkers once interact with them after I get it in the mail.

>most people still think it's a simple flu
>a lot of countries are doing fuck all and barely testing anyone
>hospitals in Italy on the brink of collapse with other countries soon to follow
>people losing jobs while most of them live from paycheck to paycheck
>financial crisis incoming
>vaccine in 2021 at the earliest
Yeah, we're fucked.

>'nah it's just allergies, I'll be heading into work tomorrow too'
Well he might be right considering it's hitting the time of the year where allergies is more prevalent. That's gonna be the most paranoid thing about it all though

>Just happen to run out of toilet paper by coincidence this week
>Can't buy more because of dumbasses stocking up on it instead of food
WHAT KIND OF PANTLESS POINTLESS NUTSUCKING NITWITS BUY NOTHING BUT HEAPS OF TOILET PAPER? YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE GONNA LAST THE INSURMOUNTABLE TRIALS OF QUARANTINE JUST BECAUSE YOU STOCKED UP ON EXTRA TP FOR YOUR BUNGHOLE, BUT YOU FORGOT TO BUY THE FOOD TO FEED YOUR FAMILY? EVERY DAMNED GROCERY STORE, CONVENIENCE STOP, MOM-N-POP AND SEX TOY SHOP IN MY GODDAMNED TOWN IS OUT OF TOILET PAPER, AND I WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO STOCK UP! I'M JUST OUT OF TOILET PAPER! NOW I GOTTA TAKE A SHOWER EVERY TIME I SHIT! AND THAT'S GONNA MAKE MY DANDRUFF SO BAD, YOU COULD CALL ME THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN FOR ALL THE FLAKES I'LL SHED EVERY TIME I TURN MY HEAD TO LOOK AT THE HORRIFIED TOWNSFOLK POINTING AT ME, SHOUTING "WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE CREATURE"!

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nice knowing you, user

>Ontario and Quebec closing schools but not BC
I don't wanna take my midterms please pray for me

Nobody thinks a fucking package from china gives you virus user. It's already here in America.
My local government just said no groups over 35 people.

Just shit so hard that it exits cleanly.

>not giving my real adress to the coorporate jew
>going to fathers place to pick up some shit i ordered online

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>Paramedic
How is that?

if he coughs continuously for 2 days, it's better to just kill him than to risk getting it yourself

yea i know I'm a cunt, what else?

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>Live in the Yukon
>Tiny, isolated population
>Hospitals are huge anyway because of federal dollarydoos
Living here sucks ass, but it has its perks

>work as a barista in a bookstore cafe
>yesterday there were next to no customers
>the ones still coming in are people age 60+
>they’ll probably shut down my cafe soon since the stupid old people won’t stay home
>have credit card payments due
I can’t afford to be out of work for even a week.
What do?

This

>member of DMORT
>tfw going to spend year flying around and burning corpses

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Lol you will go to jail

You're a bitch too, bitch.

I got a slight cough and there were 2 confirmed cases in my city, so I have to stay home from work.
Work doesn’t offer sick time.
I’m gonna die of starvation or pandemic. One or the other.

>Both my grandparents are 80+
>Mom is 57
>They live together
>They all think "it's the same as ebola, it'll go away!"
>They refuse to wear masks, stop going outside
>Mom literally taking the train to another city to "go shopping"
>Like 600km from them so I can't even do anything
>"Oh I'm not afraid of a simple flu!, I'm stronger than this, today I ate these healthy vegetables, you see!"

It's worrying me.

playing dmc3 :)
i like the shirtless dante skin & the reference to 1 at the end was cute

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>britbong
>government announce they're doing nothing
>university still open
>tonnes of people coughing in lectures
>nobody can get tested so everyone keeps saying they've "just got cold"
>tfw weakened immune system and being forced to sit next to these plague carriers or risk failing my course
i don't want to die bros...

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Always surreal to hear about professionals on Yas Forums

holy fucking shit

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this post

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FUCK YOU CORONA-CHAN I HAD TO BUY NIO 2 DIGITALLY TODAY REEEEE

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For me it's Undead Nightmare

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I was just joking man

How likely am I to die from this? I’m 29 years old, a healthy weight, exercise regularly, but I have asthma.

I have allergies and it's that time of the year. At work Wednesday I was sneezing like crazy until my supervisor told me to go home I would get two days of sick pay.
I asked why and it was because of coronavirus paranoia. He knew it was just allergies but some slowflakes in the workplace didn't feel comfortable about it.

I know this feeling very well, I've got 2 rolls left in my apartment, and they're not gonna last that long

99%

Too bad. You're likely gonna.

Pretty low, user

Lots of responsibilities for a meagre pay

You are already dead

>School/work has told us to stay home for the time being
Not if you're in retail. Apparently it just doesn't exist for us. Even if we're undoubtedly gonna be dealing with like 600 people every day, and sharing the same air.
Just wanna finish my last 3 years already, fuck.

You're a big guy.

NANI?!

lotta pollen out right now too

Your mom sounds really nice.

>I'M JUST OUT OF TOILET PAPER!
that's why everyone is stocking up, it's a prisoner's dilemma. you lost. I bought more than I needed only because I knew other people are buying more than they need and will exhaust the supply for me if I wait around.

>be virgin fag for entire life
>finally come out of my shell a year ago and start hooking up
>two months ago find out I'm HIV positive
>not his happen
I'm so fucked, my immune system bad and I can't get my HIV drugs if they run out.

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GET A DETACHABLE SHOWER HEAD

That's what you get for being retarded user, should have fucking worn protection, taken the pill that helps protect against getting it or confirmed the person didn't have it

Serves you right, faggot.

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Considering Coronavirus' actual name is SARS-CoV-2, or:

Severe
Acute
>Respiratory
Syndrome
Coronavirus
2

I would be worried catching it with existing asthma.

>Mom literally taking the train to another city to "go shopping"
>"Oh I'm not afraid of a simple flu!, I'm stronger than this, today I ate these healthy vegetables, you see!"
Honestly this shit has opened my mind to how deluded people can be.

>he doesnt have a dedicated ass-washing shower head next to his toilet connected to the toilet sink

senpai...................................
are you even first world.........?

>DMORT
Do you have work normally?

let me correct for everyone what you really meant to say:
>be incel for entire life
>finally decide to be a fag and suck gloryhole cocks because I can't escape my coom lust
>two months ago find out I'm HIV positive
>now this happens
shouldn't have been gay?

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Hot.

take yer swing

>any day now someone will show up to campus sick and I'll be able to go back to the neet life
Can't fucking wait

>dad works in hospital
>had a terrible cough and sore throat the last two days
>the people doing coronavirus tests just waved him through after asking him if he's been to china
I'm convinced that a good number of people actively want this virus to kill more people

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>Boris is retarded
Saids the nigger cleaning downy shit off laptops and walls

At this point you should just say you came from Wuhan and had layover in Milan.

>masks don't work!
>we need the masks!
What did the goverment mean by this?

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