What's the point of speedrunning if you're gonna cut corners?

Imagine if Usain Bolt was the fastest runner because he found an exploit that lets him glitch to the finish line in 0.1 seconds. Man speedrunners are fucking gay.

in the end you'll have just cut ends swimming in sauce and you have to ask your mammy to bring you a spoon

That would be a massive event and everyone in the world would be astounded and intrigued.

why the hurry?

So shitty YouTubers can get 10000000 13 year olds to click so they can make those wmsqert YT bux.

He did find a glitch though, it's called steroids

I don't use meat sauce, tomatoes and everything made from them are fucking disgusting, deal with it

Faggot who cuts his spaghetti with a knife detected. If you're getting your face all sloppy when you eat spaghetti, you've got bigger problems. You are sperging out on Yas Forums though, so I wouldn't expect anything less.

More surface area for sauce to stick to, and doesn't need to be hollow or have nooks because the meat is ball mode.

1. Isn't glitchless a category?
2. Do people (other then autists) actually care about 'runs' that end in like 2 seconds?

Like for me as someone whos not into the shit they get up to in OoT goes to far into the realm of glitching to be interesting so I can see the controversy there.
But why not watch another game where the 'main' category is less glitchy?

the literal objective of race is to get there before the others, cutting corners is one of the main aspects that will get you just that

big cope from the spaghetti eating retard in the high chair

spaghetti is a retard pasta

>speedrunning is retarded they just glitch to the credits and don't even play the game
>then just watch glitchless
>w-well speedrunning is autism for trannies anyway i don't care
i just summed up every thread, now can we stop having this thread

The fundamental problem with speedrunning is the objective. Lowering your clear time tends to encourage jank and skipping gameplay which was the whole point of the game to begin with. Without gameplay the game starts to lose meaning . I would much prefer to watch some sort of challenge run like Doom pacifist runs, Mario don't collect the coins challenges, and even the a presses shit. In all these the objective is to enhance the gameplay while still being challenging and entertaining. But no lets watch autistic trannies skip as much of a game as possible. fuck

The world is simply more complex than that though like there is an unironic difference with getting a faster car or finding the most efficient route and just straight up folding space-time to finish the races before you take a step.

Why not just cut the pasta up with a knife before hand?

Also don't give me that glitchless runs bullshit. You're still skipping enemies, powerups and extra shit that make games fun. You're just adding more boring checkboxes to your boring checkbox simulator shit.

What about the middle ground? Those are called any % runs.

This man on some next level shit

This is genius

>getting messy when eating spaghetti
git gud

You must fucking hate any game like Metroid that acknowledges people who beat the game fast.

>twirling requires one tool
>doesnt leave a load of ends that you now cant pick up
you do you

Which is why most speedruns don't use major glitches and using glitches has its own category of runs.

I'm american, I can just toss all the refuse shit in the garbage

usain bolt backward longjumps the 10k meter run

>tfw speedrunner
>have world records in shitty games
>youtube speedrunners and AGDQ all gross troons
>people assume i'm some kind of trannie or faggot when i mention speedrunning
god i hate popularization of a niche hobby

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or the sink

This opinion is retarded. It would be like saying marathon runners are bullshit to joggers because they don't take in the scenery and don't stop to take a sip from their flask. Fun is subjective, if someone likes a game enough to play it several hundred times, they might start to challenge themselves in a different way.

You're still eating the same amount assuming you finish the plate, and it's simple not to grab too much at once if you're not a four-year-old. This probably makes it more troublesome because you're left with small strands that are more difficult to grab with a fork

Simpleflips is the only chill speedrunner.
Shoutouts to Simpleflips.

>He doesn't choose his pasta shape based on the texture of the dish
mamma mia

If you've ever watched a speedrunner try to play a video game without their step-by-step plan, they are complete idiots with no attention span.

which games?

>What's Usian doing over there with his back against the wall?
>I don't know. He mumbled something about "de facto speed", "QPUs", and a "half step". Guy's lost it if you ask me. A step is a step, you can't make a half.

Hey fuck off, gnocchi is delicious.

Speedrunning is absolutely retarded and the fact that it's a "sport" or "industry" now is laughable.

Especially considering that there's absolutely no way to check for legitimacy, and any speedrun can be faked with rudimentary knowledge of video editing.

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUMP LIKE THAT YOU'RE RUINING THE GAME THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE MEANT TO DO IT

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>using glitches has its own category of runs
Really? The first and only time I watched one of these speedrun "save the animals from Germany xD" events, everyone was very adamant about the opposite of what you just said.

Are you 5 years old?

Kind of agree.
I think it's okay for speedrunners to do things like skip over minor "obstacle" enemies, or skip embarrassingly easy puzzles ("wait a minute, that card..."), but when you're completely skipping bossfights and more involved platforming/puzzles, you're literally abusing loopholes instead of showcasing your skill at the game's challenges. Even in glitchless runs, you still get moments like
>"...And by doing this, I can jump right over the boss' head and run through the door instead of fighting him."
>*Audience loudly applauds*
Which is not nearly as impressive as someone actually fighting the boss and beating it faster than anyone else who tried to fight it.
But I guess that's just the nature if speedruns today: It's not about beating the game's intended challenges quickly/efficiently, it's literally just
>YOU GOTTA SHRINK THOSE COMPLETION TIME NUMBERS DOWN, THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS

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>he doesn't like spaghetti rigatoni, fettucine, penne or shells
Angel hair is the most vanilla pasta out there.
Penne is the fat bastard doujin tag of pasta. You can use it for just about anything.

What's funny to me is when someone discovers a new glitch that breaks the game and every speedrunner starts whining about how the game is no longer "fun to run" or some shit.
Like nigga what the fuck did you expect, this is the whole point of speedruning. Now stare at the floor and do your autistic ACE inputs.

that looks like an actually nice way to eat spaghetti

>TAS
Instant trash. Exploiting glitches is fine, but fuck TAS and anyone who finds them acceptable.

Hi Goose

I like that jump

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>Thinking that guy is American
>Posting an irrelevant image

TAS is the only really effective way to find out about glitches without devoting yourself to searching for them like an autist. Don't get mad at something just because you lack the mental capacity to understand it, you fucking brainlet.

That is why i prefer penne. It is easy to eat.

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If you're unable to roll up spaghetti on a fork you need to be put down. It's not even remotely hard to do. Even he could do it, but he's such an assblasted dumb boomer who thinks that spaghetti are cutting edge and the hip new shit that he has to reject it and do it his way.

that dude must have Korean ancestry. Koreans are the only ones that use scissors to cut up food.

This.

>Koreans are the only ones that use scissors to cut up food.
do burgers really never travel?
who would make such an uninformed statement

>having motor control skills so fucking terrible you can't even eat properly
I'm on Yas Forums alright