Hey user, wanna play vidya at my house later?

Artist worship threads are not video games.

I-I'll pass
Also stop touching me

Please have sex with me

are you a girl?

In your case? A brothel.

only if i get to tousle your hair

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Are you okay? Do you have heatstroke?

Pretty distinctive art style. I could instantly tell it's from the same guy who did the my hand slipped one.

>pomf

What are you doing faggot
bring out the vidya

only girls can have sex with girls silly

you lazy motherfucker

Where have you been did mods ban you?

No, but I'd watch you get gangbanged by a bunch of old, fat, ugly, bald men instead

was playing vidya.

s-stop looking at me like that
i don't want this
i... i can't do this
please... onee-chan... no...
MHMM AHN... onee-chan... you're making me say weird sounds
onee-chan... the truth is i have liked you since we were children
a-are you sure you're okay with me...?
i-it's going to be my first time... i'm sure you have more experience than me... p-please treat me gently...
onee-chan...
onee-chan...
onee-chan...
ONEE-CHAN... ONEE-CHAN...
ONEE-CHAN... ONEE-CHAN... ONEE-CHAN... ONEE-CHAN... ONEE-CHAN... ONEE-CHAN...
ONEE-CHAN I'M COMING I'M COMING
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU ONEE-CHAN
ONEE-CHAN CAN I COME INSIDE YOU PLEASE
ONEE-CHAN I WILL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
ONEE-CHAN PLEASE RECEIVE ALL MY LOVE INSIDE YOU
*splurt splurt*
*splurt splurt*
haa... haa...
onee-chan... i love you so much... please be with me forever...

NO
WAY
FAG

If this really happened I'd ask for their console username and tell them I'd add them but never do it

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More

well

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GIVE ME A TOMBOY WIFE

A girl i was trying hit was getting interested on me back in highschool, but shitz happened and i became obsessed with personal goals and leaving the country and became a volcel.

How about I play with THESE *grabs balls* instead? HONK HONK!

I would user, I-I mean if you don't mind...

3 times.
Pussied out on all of them.
They were ugly desu

Does a big titty short hair tomboy who isn't a slut even exist in real life?

I fucked your mom in the ass and she loved it

all women are sluts

One once kicked me in the nuts.

No. "bigg titty" tomboys don't exist.

no woman has hit on me besides ugly wine mums when i was 12

anime sucks

You lie.

>he counts the bar

How dare you be more attractive than me.

She is anime, of course she is prettier.

he wasn’t talking about sluts, dumbass

Thread moving so fast nobody will notice I'm unironically gay

One did in high school, but I didn't realize it until years later.

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Why are you gay?

Yes but she was regarded as being ugly by my class so I didn't go out with her. Another girl was kinda of cringy with memes, turned me off.

What does it feel like to have an anime girlfriend?

How? Dudes are ugly

Like having an idea

There was this one time in highschool where a 4/10 girl ask me if I'm free on the upcoming valentines day and since I'm not interested in her I lied about already having a date. Later turns out it was not her but another 7.5/10 girl who was interested in me but was to shy to ask herself so she's just helping her friend out. But I guess that's more of a lesson for her not me.

>ywn have a girl like that who aggressively pursues you
God has blessed me twice but nothing worked out
Hold me Yas Forums

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wanna be gay together

No but there was a girl that obnoxiously tried to get my attention by causing me trouble. I punched her in the face so she would fuck off. Those were good times.

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I hate women so fucking much

You've been staring at me... do you need something?

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I've literally never had a single woman interested in me even looking back to gradeschool

Quite a few times but I found too many red flags

Would you like an boiled egg?

can i offer you an egg in this trying time?

I can relate
>user are you going to prom
>no
>this happened at least 5 times
>I didn't realize they were asking me out indirectly until years passed

Yes I would like a chicken sandwich with fries and chick-fi-la sauce and water
also unlock the 12 gauge ammo please I could use some

>only time females showed me interest was when I was in elementary school
Is this why I am a lolicon?

oh shit

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I think so.
She slapped my ass but she was also dating my friend so I said nothing

>girl hugs me and asks me to hang out
>said I was busy and kept on walking around with the lads
JUST

Never in my entire life.

How does girl hug feels like?

A girl in uni asked me to sit with her at the cafeteria.
I sat with my friends instead. She got upset, but I didn't want to look like a simp.

No, but there's this regular customer where I work and she's a walking stereotype. She's obese and has the face of a bulldog, but acts super flirty and full of herself, being "cute" and coy and otherwise totally obnoxious. If I'm not by myself that day I try to work on something in the back while a coworker handles customers. Painfully beta of me, I know, but God, I hate talking to her.

Boobs on back, soft.

nah you just gay

Three times. First two, I didn't realize what was happening. Third time it was a friend's ex and she was just trying to make him jealous so I rejected her. Hasn't happened in years now though, I've become fatter and balder, I don't expect it to ever happen again.

>wake up
>see this

what do

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IRL tomboys are naturally promiscuous due to high testosterone. They're the type to have a casual shag without thinking much about it, rather than uwu cute and innocent anime tomboys.

Tbh, I think it's pretty based. Nothing like having a bro (female) who you get to fuck every now and then.

>roll over
>cry
>wake up

GAMERS

RISE UP!!!

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>grabs cruiser ready shotgun
>tell her to get the fuck out

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