Hello?

Hello?

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You sound like the UGLIEST son of a bitch I’ve ever heard

Sports.

WHO'S THIS?

I'm a survivor
We're a dying breed

You snoze, you loze.

my enema numero uno

WHAT

What vidya would this renegade angel play?

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Bioshock but he'd enter the game world and start to debate Andrew Ryan.

Cutch the dark purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalcy and RIDE NIGGA RIDE!

Hey Ned, this place is haunted!

you slumber
a cucumber

Look at the two of us. We could be like the beauty and the beast. What do you say? Will you be my beast?

I don't get the "because it would be an egg" quip

Cartons are cardboard bags.

god hand
helping people oh yeah helping people!

HOLD...HOLD...
HALE

Fate. Destiny. Fatestinatey. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well, I eat balls for breakfast.

What's the opposite of salt?

PEPPAH

Katamari Damacy

Huh, Ted?

No. They are just two spices, trying to get by.

reddit show

Is this the based department? the redpilled one

>>"Welcome to Yas Forums, how can I help you?"
>"I need some of that boogeyman you guys invented."
>>"Gaia?"
>"The other one."
>>"Reddit?"
>"That's the spice."

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you fags only got into this show because some loser made a virgin chad meme when rick and morty season 3 came out, so you jumped boats to the "cooler" show to earn intern brownie points

I watched it because I liked Wonder Showzen

I just discovered it 3 or 4 years ago because some guy on Yas Forums mentioned it.
In any case, what's the matter? It's still a pretty damn good show.

that's only how you found out about it fag stop projecting, I found it years ago when the bit where he debates himself used to get posted on /f/ a bunch

god I miss the days of coming home and jumping on /f/ to see what I could laugh at and jerk off to

I got into the show because I watched it on Adult Swim and thought it was hilarious
But believe whatever you want schizo

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K E K
E
L

post your xavier reaction images/gifs lest you wanna taste the pain

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The Yas Forums thread simulator clip on /f/ got me into this.

>those salty replies
good
hit em where it hurts, user

I got a clip of this show in my youtube rec like 10 years ago. The show is like 12 years old, so I guess it is of age in like Israel or Bhutan or some shit idk .

nah man i saw the christian gorilla/hymen guy episode on tv when it aired and was hooked right away

>is that freak harassin you?
>our would you prefer her ass in you?

hymen guy
hymen guy

What doth life, Yas Forums?

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YOUR LIFE COULD CHANGE
WITH A CHUNK OF CHANGE
SUCCOTASH SUCCOTASH
CALL US UP AND WIN SOME CASH

black and white 2. i somehow feel like him liking peter molyneux just fits

YOU ARE THE NEW MESSIAH
WHAT IS YOUR FIRST ACT AS MESSIAH

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance.

yeah, did i win some cash?

OH SO CLOSE
WAS THE PHRASE THAT PAYS
AND WE GIVE PRAISE
BOW YOUR HEADS

I’ve been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent

>My first act is... To drop the act! Now give me some white women for the first black man in heaven!
Jesus christ even thinking of that bit makes me cry laughing

the castle of illusion

WELL THANKS FOR COMIN' IN POPO
COMIN UP WE'VE GOT TRAFFIC ON THE ONES
IT'S TRAFFIC EVERY ONE SECOND!
THERE'S TRAFFIC, THERE'S TRAFFIC, THERE'S TRAFFIC, NO TRAFFIC, THERE'S TRAFFIC
SIGALERT REMIIIIIIIX!!

To find Yoohoo.

What could distract people who like sports?

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SPORTS

sports
sports
SPORTS
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

Trying to make sense of LSD Simulator

a lot of people grew up with adult swim on all night, so literally everyone from our generation already knew what it was, retard.

>You must love the earth
>Like you love your mother
>Kiss your mother, youngling
>Go on
>Harder
>She wants it
it hurts

E-sports?

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Deus Ex.

>Every Cigarette takes seventeen minutes off your life
>Every slice of bacon takes nine minutes off your life

I never wanted to be a vato.
I just want to groom and train poodles.

Zero Escape, especially 999.

You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?

shit, i forgot about this one
i need to use it one day or another

From now on, LL stands for "Supportive Community"

RP multiplayer games

I guess I use my switch knife as a defence mechanism.
How do they expect me to stay out of prison? That's where all my stuff is.

i big now, but i recently lost 250 pounds - yeah, i dumped your WIIIFE

How do they expect me to stay put of prison? That's where all my stuff is.

If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time.

Friday night is taco tuesday.
How about instead of getting tacos, we just talk - ooooh.

You may have just gotten checkmate
but we're playing chinese checkers,
and as my old friend Confucius say,
the hunter has become the hunter-ed.
The chaser has become THE CHOSED

Nah. Some guy who used to do a podcast shared that "catholick" scene, saying "I wish I could be this offensive".

*sick guitar riff*

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Rape is not an excuse, it's a REASON, and tonight, everything seems so REASONABLE.

GIVE ME BACK MY SON WAIT SORRY I MEAN DRUGS