Why does the cat look so worried here?
Sonichu Thread
Michael Kelly
Jackson Scott
Mods do yourself a favor and sticky this thread.
Jeremiah Lopez
It's dying.
Just like all of Christine's pets.
Carter Bailey
how recent is this pic... please don't tell me he took in another animal
Jayden Williams
>that lolcow that tried to get to meet Chris and fuck him possibly by force only to be stopped by Kiwi niggers
sometimes you Kiwi niggers are okay
Matthew Reed
that cat has been abused, its written all over his eyes
Jaxson Johnson
>hero travels a great distance to fight the main antagonist
sonichu.com
David Edwards
So you DO have a spurce on that, right?
Jackson Brown
Logan Lee
Connor Nelson
I unironically could read the CWCki for hours.
Oliver Turner
Chris Chan and the kiwifaggots are not good people, but I am genuinely glad they stopped this from transpiring.
Juan Bennett
Ewwww....who would actually want to have sex with Chris regardless of gender?
Julian Rivera
Someone worse than Chris
Kevin Perez
That's an older picture, that cat died a while back.
Hudson Harris
How did me manage to kill it?
William Thomas
What made him this way?
What is the attraction?
What keeps us fascinated?
Owen Cox
He's screwed isn't he? With this Covid-19 shit, I don't think he's going to weather this storm.
He's as unhygienic as they come.
Carson White
Well if I was a cat owned by an overweight batshit crazy 40-year-old manchild, I would be paranoid too.
Jace Russell
Because it's owned by fucking Chris Chan.
Bentley Roberts
d-damn...
Eli Baker
What is their plan? Is there someone that can stop them?
Jordan Wood
Where ik the crying cat edit?
Liam Bennett
>He has a very low view of blacks, describing them as 'beastly' and 'hyper sexual', believing that 'their race can only rape, because that is [their] way of reproduction in a natural setting.'
broken clock etc.
Jace Diaz
He probably couldn't afford to feed it. Chris is a person who got an extension on his credit which was supposed to buy medicine for his Mother, but bought Transformers Toys with it instead. Chris is literally dangerously selfish.
Justin Morales
It was a feral kitten that he found in his yard and brought inside. He had no idea how to care for it and it succumbed to the hoard. It was in a liter or three, one got adopted and the third is still alive at 14 BC
Nathaniel Allen
People like CWC shouldn't be allowed to own pets
Luke Perez
The names remind me of Eternal Darkness.
Gavin Fisher
I don't know, but I'm sure they caused the fire.
Adrian Myers
This, is the story, of Chris Chan.
James Richardson
Actually with these cats, he did buy the medicine for them from the vet, but then proceeded to ebeg for the money that he spent of toys and vidya
Sebastian Garcia
>check the file name
>it's the same I used to dab on a schizo poster today
I haven't laughed as much in ten years
Colton Cooper
Because he sticks his micro-penis in the cats pooper. That's the only for Chris-chan to have sex.
Kevin Russell
why are people obsessed with this guy?
Christopher Carter
>YFW Barb dies of Coronavirus and Chris becomes homeless.
Adrian Fisher
WHY THE FUCK IS HE STILL ALLOWED TO OWN PETS???
Evan Russell
>implying Chris can be defeated that easily
sonichu.com
Julian Gonzalez
You wouldn't get it.
Ryder Nguyen
Autism most likely especially over on Kiwi Farms where they unironically make threads on his day to day life and also buy his Sonichu merch.
Nicholas Hernandez
>implying barb won't outlive chris to spite us all, especially cole
Evan Allen
Jaxson Wood
Justin Nguyen
Chris-chan looks happy and I suppose thats all that matters
Ian Sanders
Chris will die and anyone going near the Chandler residence will just hear Barb shouting for help
David King
Wasn't it a Yas Forumstard who bought the Sonic Totem though?
Logan Reed
delete this
Brody Nguyen
Is it the one he blasted with a hose?
Jason Stewart
yeah it was
Ethan Parker
>TFW Chris dies from Coronavirus and Barb becomes homeless
Julian Phillips
My honest guess is that Chris will fuck the corpse of his mother until he can no longer stand the smell, then he will report the death.
Wyatt Bailey
No that one died years ago now.
Isaiah Williams
Jesus fucking Christ that's more horrifying to think about than Chris going homeless
Easton Diaz
Ah yes, the ol' Collyer Brothers Approach
Adam Lopez
it's in a better place now
Hudson Jones
Luis Price
Spooky, but for what reason?
Josiah Anderson
Chase Richardson
Ayden Anderson
He looks like he's going to eat the poor kitty. I would be scared too.
Lincoln Taylor
How have the kiwi niggers not killed Geno Samuel yet?
Levi Reed
Hey guys do you want some Fanta?
Luke Brooks
This doesn't really make me sad because Bob was a horrible person too
Ian Stewart
This has to be the most heartbreaking thing in Chris's entire life. It can be fun to laugh at Chris, but I think deep down we all want what's best for him. Bob was an interesting man, and Chris could have gone a long way under his wing if they actually gave Chris the help he needed.
Eli Miller
Why would they?
Blake Sullivan
W-what is this? Do I want to know?
Gavin Lee
For bringing attention to their lolcow
Kevin Mitchell
sure, what could go wrong
Ryan Clark
There is something physically wrong with his brain..... and I love it.
Jack Evans
>chris-chan is almost 40
Blake Morgan
Biggest rule on kiwi is to look not touch
People are surprisingly rule abiding on there nowadays.
Zachary Ross
Chris has been a lolcow for longer then kf
Zachary Foster
Is bluespike still around? That kid was a legitimate sociopath.
Thomas Evans
>Chris going homeless
That isn't even scary, Chris is used to selling blowjobs.
Nathan Lewis
Just something his father made for him
Henry Flores
I think he registered an account on Kiwi Farms and that was pretty much that. He actually iirc regretted his actions.
Evan Peterson
CWC is probably the best-known lolcow, what?
Easton Gomez
>chris had sex but im still a virgin
who is the real loser here?
Alexander Gray
what the fuck happened to liquid chris?
Lucas Flores
Paying for it doesn't count user.
Jordan Cruz
BlueSpike was a retarded kid who was just a tryhard when it came to trolling Chris. The only legitimate sociopath trolls in Chris' life are the Idea Fags
Ayden Davis
Chris because he had to buy a hooker to lose it. Said hooker quit the business shortly after meeting him.
Benjamin Lewis
Is that cat still alive?
Isaiah Lopez
The answer is actually DSP
Evan Reyes
We can go chadder.
Asher Gutierrez
He and Kacey got married. There's a recent pic of them somewhere but I can't be assed to find it
Bentley White
You're missing the point. Chris is potentially dangerous. We've seen him assault people on numerous occasions, and if he ever goes homeless his mental state would only deteriorate even further, if that's even possible.
He's appeared on KiwiFarms from time to time, and I think he did express some remorse for his actions. He said that if he could do it all again, he would still troll Chris, but would be more like the more passive trolls like Liquid Chris instead
Jack Wright
Trapped in a loveless/Zeldaless marriage with Kacey in which she forces him to buy her McFlurries every night from the McDonalds from the opposite side of town.
Brody Cooper
How is Chris still alive?
Alexander Flores
Actually has a good paying job I think. Married to that fat cow Kacey who's slowly draining his life away.
Liam Lopez
soundcloud.com
Made a lofi beat sampling from sonic and Chris Chan. Hope you guys like it.
Adrian Kelly
Oliver Hill
>Liquid Chris became a doctor and married Kacey
wew
Joshua Rodriguez
Married Cassie and became a doctor. I'm surprised his past hasn't followed him, bullying an autistic manchild couldn't possibly look good on a resume.
Leo Jenkins
>Liquid chris saga was 10 to 11 years ago
I miss when trolls actually put effort in trolling
Xavier Watson
There's no potentially in the equation of Chris being dangerous or not.
Easton Thompson
Liquid didn't bully anyone, some impostor named Ian Brandon Anderson tried to pretend he was the real CWC.
Camden Clark
what liquid chris did is far harmless compared to what others did
Aaron Wood
it alright
Adrian Hall
who gave it a cat and can I report this to any government agency?
Gavin Anderson
I feel like he could do a lot better than her.
Eli Brown
>Chris is potentially dangerous
Only when given a weapon like a car or a bottle of mace. If he got into a bare-knuckle brawl with even the meekest of tweakers, they'd curb stop his ass the second he activated Hedgehog Defense Mode
Gavin Lewis
>married Kacey
Is this a joke in terms of the lore or they really end going out?
Cameron Gomez
Didn’t he accidentally blow the eye out of one of his cats with a water hose?
Hudson Gonzalez
>people behind their mother's basements.
Brayden Robinson
>the only trolls around today are literal discord trannies rping with chris about his delusional goddess fantasies and getting him to star in their youtube videos
Jonathan Nelson
Isn't she a huge bitch?
Jordan Diaz
Will Chris-Chan meet Corona-Chan?
Joseph Flores
Sometimes I imagine a Chris Chan movie with the final shot of the film being a slow pan out of this image. Kind of like the end of The Shining.
Leo Butler
They were together before they started trolling Chris. A weird coupes hobby but who am I to judge
Adam Stewart
Do autists get retard strength or is that a different skill tree?
Dylan Campbell
Also pretty fat with and not that attractive.
Jaxson Reyes
They can. Chris Chan however is not one of them.
Xavier Lee
>Oh he isn't that dangerous, he's just prone to running people over and macing people
Elijah Fisher
The more I learn about Chris and his life the more I begin to realize that this is the greatest work of parody ever put to screen.
youtu.be
Eli Thompson
Chris ditched the strength perk for luck. Its how he won several contests and gets away with his numerous crimes with a slap on the wrist.
Gabriel Diaz
Don't most of the pets meet an untimely demise in the Chandler household?
Grayson Bennett
>back when I found out about Chris he was a weird autistic and goofy man that liked sonic.
>now has lost his mind and is delusional to the point where he thinks his characters are real. Pic related is Chris kissing his “wife”.
Wtf happened to this guy
Isaiah Perez
that things that creature must've done to that cat....