NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You live in the county most affected by the virus in NA, one more isn't so bad.

RIP bing bings

>NOA
Oh no, NOA can't insert memes and woke shit into games, how terrible.

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY NINTENDOBROS

dr.bowser invented corona virus

>NoA
nothing of value was lost

>NoA
Lel, who cares.

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

Good, now do Snoy.

Will kit and krysta be ok bros?? :(

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No wonder we have no games...

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I wonder how it will feel if he shoved his finger up my prostate

Whelp, there goes the direct again.

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>NoA
Well, they don't actually make any games, so why should we care again?

Lucky, I wish the Californian part of Sony would get hit with the virus

bing... bing... *cough* wahoo...

>NoA

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Want your dick sucked, my man?

Damn sony must have had it for years

Fuck off with this nothingburger shit, goddamn.

My wife has that covered, thanks though.

To kill Doug for embarrassing him in the direct?

PANIC user, PANIC
YOU MUST PANIC
THE BIG MEDIA AND TV ARE TELLING YOU TO PANIC
PLEASE PANIC
WHY AREN'T YOU PANICKING

Dont worry my redmond niggas we're gonna make it

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NO SONY I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUY A PS4 I SWEAR DONT INFECT ME

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No problem, just trying to spread the love for my WA friends.

doug and bowser are the same person

Inslee requiring all primary and secondary schools to close until 24th of April is a good start.

is anything outside of a society-ending calamity a nothingburger to you?

>live 5 minutes from Kirkland where the first confirmed US case was
>10 mins or less from Redmond

Its over for us Washington bros. Guess where were going we wont need rain.

underrated

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Do you faggots not get tired of making this place the most predictable hivememe there is?

Can Corona take the manchildren fanbase, their wives, and wives' boyfriend at least?

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I actually just live very close by. Everything being shut down and going into full crisis mode is retarded.

HEEEEEEERE WE GO!

>Imagine buying a new Switch this year

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I agree, let the Sony ponies drown in their own lung fluid.

If it doesn't impact me or anyone around me, why the FUCK would I care? Like I give a shit if a few million people worldwide die, there's zero meaning in it

But I've seen them in the same room.
What did Jamal ever do to you?

My neighbors have sex every day around 3 PM

kek

>have to go to redmond for court on monday
God I hope I get coronavirus. I hope my ex gets it too and dies.

get better.

Seriously, The Media need to be put into check.

All this bullshit is cause by mass hysteria, and the News Stations with Social Media websites are the root of it.
Air Ports are shut down, universities are closing, businesses and events are keeping their doors shut, and stocks are falling, all because a bunch of ideas take CNN and Fox News and gospel.

you cheeky cunt

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Meet me at bella bottega for manly love

Who does the cleaning up afterwards? Sex is a very messy thing.

just because it doesnt mean anything to a basement dweller with no friends doesnt mean it doesnt have wide repercussions for the world as a whole
the economy will certainly be hurt, for one

Unless you look like a girl, no.

No it's not. Unless you're pissing everywhere.

Me. With my tongue.

Not sure, the walls are thin enough that I can hear their loudest moans and the shower turning on afterwards but nothing else

It really is pissing me off. I'm a uni student myself and it's not like I'm dying to keep wanting to go to class, but it is astonishingly stupid that the media, all facets of it, are pushing everyone into mass panic.

kek

BING BING WUHAN

He's been sent to the corona camp already

There are confirmed cases in my city now. Only a matter of time.

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Someone needs to put YOU in check, faggot. Downplaying this is why there's a fucking outbreak.

You're just like that faggot NBA player who thought the virus was one big ebin joke so he touched microphones "as a prank" and then went on to touch everyone in the locker room and all of their belongings. Guess what, he was fucking infected and spread it everywhere.

Die faggot. Get coronavirus and die.

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Are we supposed to be super sad that something unfortunate happened to a terrible branch of the company?

lmao

I used to live in Redmond too and i just want everyone in this thread to know that if you live in Redmond, your a piece of shit.

It's just a fucking flu. The only people dying from it are the elderly/people with shitty immune systems.

I look pretty girly. Want some suck? I'm real close by Redmond.

Where did he downplay it retard? It's something to take seriously yes but faggots like you want mass panic and societal collapse.

To be fair, the thought of something comparatively more deadly than the flu becoming an endemic disease is probably enough to warrant some tough measures to stop new infections.
Not that I'm defending the retarded panic around it, particularly with the stock market acting as if it's the end of the world and the media fueling it further for "muh views", but we really can't afford to let more and more diseases to take hold.

>tfw in seattle
>tfw live near endless amounts of homeless and office is too cheap to let you work from home
>forced to take public transit

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>It's just a fucking flu.
You are FUCKING retarded.

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ohhhh noooooooooooooo not the... *gasp*... economy!

>people with shitty immune systems.
I have a great immune system. HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME, BROS?? I JUST WANNA FUCKING DIE

I don't know how anyone can stand living in Seattle. Place fucking blows.

F

Okay faggot. Come back to me when an healthy person dies from it.

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>not extending the joke to explain why it hadn't spread
6/10 you tried.

Dude I used to live in Detroit and it was better. Im getting the fuck out this year, I just came here for a job I ended up fucking hating.

Hiking and nature out here is lit though, lots of good jobs but everything costs so fucking much. It aint worth it overall.

Time's up, nintendies

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Fuck you washington Bros for sandwiching Oregon. Fuck California fucks too

My sides.

>Your animal crossing cartridge MAY have been handled by someone with Corona virus

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gotta catch em all lol

Healthy person here, I died from it a week ago. Checkmate.

Who the fuck cares, it kills the WEAK, UNHEALTHY SLOBS, YOU SHOULDNT CARE UNLESS YOURE A WEAK PIECE OF SHIT RUINING THE WORLD

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I live a bit south of Seattle but the traffic is aids. I want to move but I can't right now because too poor and I'm on probation which will make it difficult. I don't even know where I'd work if I moved though.

Good, maybe COVID-19 will cleanse the immune-compromised homofaggots at NoA that fuck up localizations.

So Yas Forumsirgins?

Weak unhealthy slobs are who rule the world currently

Oh please. Stop being so dramatic (seriously, your fearmongering is having more harmful impact than the virus itself).
The only people who died were the elderly and people with existing conditions.
And no one is denying that people are getting sick. Reasonable people know that the virus itself isn’t even half as bad as the flu, but they still have to deal with idiots like you freaking out over nothing, and when a bunch of idiots are freaking out, businesses aren’t going to be too keen on staying open and government officials don’t want to deal with a bunch of unhappy voters/tax payers.

I'll live.

>you could be downloading coronavirus to your switch RIGHT NOW

Get digital

Old men running the world.

For now.

oh shit, oh no MY DAD WORKS FOR NINTENDO

Pretty crazy that it's only March and we've had all kinds of shit happen. Even my small podunk town bank (a few branches) sent out emails saying they always sanitize client areas but to maybe use their digital services to reduce human interaction. Wew.

This virus is a blessing, its a purging solution, the young and healthy will survive, and all the dinosaurs controlling our world will die.
Isn't this what you wanted? Don't you want the world to improve? This is how it happens.

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Why hasn't there been any news of Japanese or Korean workers and celebrities getting Corona'd?

I bought a Turqouise Lite a couple of weeks ago and I wanted to nab it before Corona-chan made the supplies dry up. I have no doubt that I'll catch it soon anyways if I haven't already, especially living where I do. On the bright side I get sick all the time anyways and I always pull through. Guess I'll just play vidya till it passes.

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The Boomer Remover has logged on

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Based Corona-chan is cleansing the world of impurities

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