STAAAAART YOUR ENGINES

STAAAAART YOUR ENGINES

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Nah I'm turning it off

Seething zoomer

The disgusting puke-inducing remake can’t compete. Fuck them for nerfing based penguin.

can't shut it off when it hasn't been started dumbass

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so one character should be more overpowered than the rest of the roster in an online game?

What the fuck, I was playing this moments ago

>the game is bad because you can't pick a character with maxed out stats

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Is that better or worse than assburgers

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playing online and I just lost since I was hit by a missile from a lapped npc while the dude tailing me made it by like 4 bots no problem

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I hate how the cpus always have a missile stashed away for the moment a player passes by and it always hits no matter how fast you go

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>ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

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>CP Webm

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Bros... I want this game to be on pc so bad

I miss old HAS
The new one is too bright

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Soul

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Sad Liz is a gift from god himself

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green pantsu

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>Jump off a halfpipe in koala carnival
>ackshually no we're going to pretend you hit a wall instead. say goodbye to your blue fire.
fuck you

I feel the same regarding Polar Pass

this ones my favorite, like what the fuck is going on

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if I have blue flame going on I don't even fuck with that ramp after the beginning, too risky

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>leak floating around saying we're getting a "PvP Crash game" and a WoC remake
do we really have to kill him again so soon

liz is just a furry version of victoria beckham

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With bigger tits.

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so small

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*erhem*

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look at those huge eyes

THE TROPHY IS MINE

Where does the time go bros?

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Down the shitter

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this is the remake

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but that doesn't look like the remake!

Damn, i remember when i was 6 waiting for my dad to come from work to play this, fun times

the fan project

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Am I crazy or does it seem like nobody that plays this game knows how to get a proper boosted start except me. I'm always in first for the first lap at least.

Oh shit can't wait for updates!

No they do, they just don't do it
They just don't want to get fucked that early in the race

>game from 1999 has sharper, snappier controls than its remake 20 years later
I like nitro fuel, but it feels so much clunkier
also i played so much original ctr leading up to CTR:NF that it severely fucked up my right hand and i can’t play a single race before needing to let my hand take a break because of how much it hurts

At this point I just concede that Evan Wells and the rest of the original Naughty Dog programmers were literal gods and no mortal at Beenox can match them.

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God I miss the originals
So much easier on the eyes

I miss when Crash was a total chad.

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Ironically with Nitro-Fueled's mechanics, a max stats character would be inferior to the speed characters due to going at the same top speed, but not being able to drift as straight as Speed can, and Speed can use U-Turning to make up for any weakness in handling that Penta wouldn't

Drift is probably the closest thing we have to original PAL Penta stats. It's accel stat still sucks though.

it's accel does suck but accel is almost meaningless in CTR. Even in og ctr where Accel class was really good it wasn't even cause of the accel stat

When is the lab assistant getting in?