Enter corona virus into plague inc

Cough on door handles I suppose

Good news though user, you're more likely to die of the flu than the coronavirus :)

>objectifying women as objects
>objectifying objects as women

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>ventilation systems
>water supply systems
The chink that sacrificed himself to tell us it can spread through water was most likely telling the truth

>not the bulge

you had one job

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I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

I hate those retards who draw human versions of any possible shit such as this meme virus
Also fuck you

Kill me Pete

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

I love you Corona chan, please have my virus babies!!

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

RIP to all the wagies who have to work tomorrow

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I love you, corona-chan!

Go to the NYC stock exchange or instead.

why is this a bad thing? I would have a blast getting paid to do that.

Kill me, Pete

some people like having dignity user, not that shitposters on Yas Forums would understand

>Covid-19 begins in China
>Healthy: 7,699,865,473
>Infected: 134,527
>Dead: 4,970
>Countries closing borders
>The cure for Covid-19 will be available in >1 year
>Air 1, Air 2
>Coughing, Fever, Diarrhea, Pneumonia, Respiratory failure, Septic shock, Multi-organ failure
Sounds like a failed Plague Inc. run to me. Too many symptoms too early

First

Imagine having wasted your single opportunity at life slaving for top 1% so that they could buy bigger yachts instead of just living comfy NEET life playing vidya

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>still no porn of corona-chan, ebola-chan, h1n1-chan, swineflu-chan, mers-chan, sars-chan, zika-chan, madcowdisease-chan, westnilevirus-chan and birdflu-chan all as futas in a love train to bio engineer the deadliest virus

This doesn't make sense. Overpopulation will come if corona disappears. So wouldn't saying nothing be better?

So how's Madagascar's borders right now?

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Passengers who have been in Mainland China, Iran, Italy or Korea Rep. are not allowed to enter Madagascar.

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

My mom is super sick right now, she's 65. She called her doctor and he said it's probably a stomach bug.
Seems like too much of coincidence and I think he just wants to keep her away.
Shit's fucked bros

OH NOOOOOOOO

Kill me, pete

I LOVE YOU, CORONA-CHAN!

What games are you guys gonna play to pass he time when your city is inevitably placed under quarantine?

AIPAC convention

Kill me, Pete

Animal Crossing of course
Already have it preloaded onto my Switch, so even if we get quarantined before release I'm all set

>exponential growth because of asymptomatic shit
>130k infected in a month
>barely getting out to the world
At least 100k of those come from TWO (2) countries, one which moderately isn't a shithole
Imagine once that shit gets to 100+ countries. Multiply that, and give it time
Almost everyone will get it

>calling it covid-19
>believing chinese numbers
>believing there's a cure

Fuck off and go to a gay porn site if you want to be queer

It was all fun and games until we started getting cases here in the MidWest of the USA
Now the construction/environmentals industry is starting to get nervous

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Lmao did this really come from batsoup? China wtf

I have an autoimmune disorder that forces me to destroy my own immune system with drugs to avoid my body eating my own bones

What games should I play before I die of coronavirus and/or boneitis

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Nice choice
I'm gonna make my game

Boun giornooo come stai

Megaman battle network 3

Look for a political rally.

Something with a necromancer so that you can feel in control of bones.

Dr. Mario

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>Grandma
Should would had died from any other disease anyways

It's definitely a failed run, but not horribly so. The up to 12 day incubation, 80% infection chance through basic contact, and asymptomatic presentation in children and certain adults were all excellent choices.

They just blew their symptom load too early.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

Cute feet

I miss Ebola-chan

Why did she start drinking a fourth beer if she didn't finish her third

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I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

This
She was cuter, stronger and could actually kill people

I feel you. Hope all goes well bro. My parents are also around 65 and me being still 26 pretty young.
Almost lost my mother due to a stroke last year. She was in such a bad condition she couldnt talk nor move.
Thank god she got better despite all that.

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Too quick of a change
add two or three frames after the first one, and I'll consider fapping to it.

She drinks a lot

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I am lucky enough to not have physical conditions but I need medication still, if that gets fucked up I will not die but things will get kooky

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Pill me, kete

>not being bi

You're the weirdo.

nice legs

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Kill me, Pete

Fuck yes this was one of my favorite GBA games. Got Wood Shield on my first playthrough

How difficult is your everyday life with that disorder