Uh bros???? Fucking dwarves man...
Dwarves in 'Dwarf Fortress' Are Unionizing
Blake Ramirez
Ian Torres
That seems undwarvenly, seeing as a labour union would seek to use the effort of the dwarves as a tool to gain more influence, that's what unions are for, while the dwarves are actually by-and-large doing it for the good of all dwarfkind.
The more dwarves join the union and the more influence the union gains the less work the dwarves will do, weakening the fortress.
James Phillips
anyone else always read unionizing as un-ionizing and take a second
Eli Adams
It's a clickbait title. Dwarves form guilds for certain professions after you have a certain number of them and then ask for guildhalls, where they improve their skills without actually doing any work.
Lincoln Morris
>adds guilds in the most medieval sense of traders honing their craft
>game journos: "UwU Dwarf Fortress now has FULLY AUTOMATED GAY CAVE COMMUNISM!!!"
How do these places make money again?
William Russell
Honestly the entire DF political/economic model is completely retarded anyway when you try to analyze it and compare it to the real world.
Cooper Hill
I legit thought OP posted a Hard Drive article (basically a vidya The Onion) based on the title, but then I realized it was just a shitty interpretation of the update.
Aaron Ortiz
the fag who wrote this article is a fag, i bet
Cooper Phillips
slow day for news huh Gita?
Oliver Nguyen
God that sounds amazing. No more boxes of shit tier dwarven trinkets for me!