>want to give the old fallouts a try
>start with 2 because i heard 1 has a time limit
>game begins in an ooga booga temple
>im an ooga booga tribal with a spear
>weird aesthetic but whatever
>spend the next 2 hours stuck in combat with ants
>eventually get out into the real game world
>guide tells me to head far south to san francisco
>have to reload a few times because of random encounters literally 1 shotting me
>eventually end up at the enclave base
>guy in a literal wizard robe stops me
>tell him in a new enclave recruit
>even though im literally wearing a vault suit and carrying a spear
>he believes me
>loot the whole enclave base for free
>get literally tens of thousands of dollars and a dozen levels of xp
>full suit of power armor
>eventually head back to the main quest
>travel to a town literally called "reddit"
>spend the next 2 hours in combat with rats
>1 shot everything, never take any damage
>fall asleep at the keyboard
>uninstall when i wake up
game was more boring than fallout 3. nostalgia goggles are real.
