Is the switch the ultimate console for playing with your gf?

Seethe incels, seethe

>have gf 3 months
>out of nowhere starts talking about how we should get a switch
>buy a switch for us to play
>breaks up with me
>"you did that without hesitation..that 300 dollars could've been used to pay your student loans"
>what the fuck

the new one is adding 4 player drop-in/drop-out co-op

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Yes

find them yourself dummy it's not even hard

It's the ultimate console for getting cucked by your wife and removing yourself from the gene pool.

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She was gonna break up with you anyway. Bitch just wanted an excuse that would make you feel bad

>having student loans
L M A O

Yes, but don't let my wife know.

How does it work? My mom loves animal crossing and it would be betty good to play coop with her when I visit.

im more surprised it wasn't because of the herpes.

Watch the fucking e3 from 1 fucking year ago fucking under the rock living cunt

>tfw have a switch but my gf would rather play samba de amigo on my dreamcast
Date higher quality women you retards

cuck hadn't even made a good video in years (besides the airsoft fatty one i guess)
easy unsub. it's not really surprising considering he's a californian and she was already an instagram slut, desu.

GET THE FUCK IN HERE SIMPBROS THEY DOIN OUR BOY DIRTY!

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Hey...no need to be mean user I just wanted your help. I could have easily googled all this info but I rather think people enjoy helping others no?

anyone who plays together on the same console lives on the same island
the currently playing person is the "leader" and they have camera control as well as can talk to shop owners and shit
the leader can be switched up on the fly though
in user's defense, it is like an hour long video for mechanics that are pretty simple

This info is so old it is like you dont even like the game

>idubz gets free pussy whenever he wants
>call him a cuck
He stays winning.
You guys are at a fault for assuming he even gives a shit about her.

What does simp mean?

Oh so no simultaneous gameplay? Like I can't be in once section of the village doing something and she be in another section doing her own thing?

extremely low effort
apply yourself

Haven't played it since the gamecube version and just finding out from this threadit has co-op.
Real talk though what crawled in your ass and died?

>have never in their life gotten anyone to have sex with them
>desperately trying to make having a companion for regular sex a beta thing
priceless

>nintendo
>cuckoldry
like poetry...

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His sense of humor.

why is everyone saing simp
is cuck filtered

>icuckz

He looks good without facial hair

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>making money off pay pigs
>boyfriend is somehow a cuck because he gets it for free
I'm missing the mental gymnastics here

What even happened to idubbbz? I liked his content cop and kickstarter videos but now he makes the most pointless unfunny rants.

sadly no split screen
but seeing as i've been asking for this shit for a while, i'll take what i can get
especially for SO gaming

Why is this niggerfaggot being shilled lately

Then i recommend watching the recent direct it has the most new info and also shows the co-op again.
That is basically anybody that also lives on the island can play on the same time but no splitscreen tho.

nothing happened, he grew out of these videos and you grew out of his humor

Seems kinda pointless then if you have to take turns. Sounds like it's the exact same as the gamecube version and have to wait your turn basically.

1) he got a new editor who is shit and brings down the humor with pointless cuts
2) dude's probably loaded as fuck and makes pretty much whatever he wants, which probably doesn't include the content that everyone likes since he's a contrarian fuck

Because he bought a switch Snoys have being going crazy trying to push the "switch owners are cucks" meme ever since the last time Sony bothered to show up to E3 all they had was a video of two ugly women kissing.

This. If my GF wants to make thousands by showing off her body to thirsty incels, I'd be all for it.
Sadly she has self respect, so she won't do it.

It was a different time and I don’t think modern YT would be as kind to the edgy content he used to do.

who the fuck pays for this shit anyway

>he doesn't have a gay&trans station

WTF????

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t. cuck in denial

Unironically incels. I know 'incel' is a buzzword used by retarded SJWs, but in this case it's correctly used.

>fake tits
from 1 to 10 how insecure is this person?

>t. c*ck

who the fuck cares if pewdiepie got a switch
jesus christ you children on Yas Forums are fucking insufferable

Sure thing user. Maybe you should take your projections elsewhere and watch some blacked porn.

Imagine having a gf who wont do you the common courtesy of not showing her tits to strangers.
Imagine "not paying for sex with your gf" being something worth bragging about

This fucking board.

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That's because you're a simp.

>literal söy sauce shirt
Glad that they're happy together but come on man

>I'm missing the mental gymnastics here
You sure are

How is cuck still a thing in 2020? Why is the internet so obsessed with acting like malfunctioning robots that all repeat the same shit and unfunny memes? Literally from here to reddit to twitter to fucking everywhere. Fuck I miss the early to mid 2000's internet before you faggots ruined it all.

She has more self respect than you do, cuck.

simp is the new buzzword

POST HER SHIT BEFORE 404

>pewdiepie
u are not an average boomer get the fuck out corona will kill you anyway sooner or later

Is that Ricky Berwick?

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It's great when my girlfriend and her boyfriend are out on dates

This.
"YOOO IDUBBZ DOESNT EVEN NEED TO *PAY* TO SEE HIS GFS TITS? HOLY SHIT, BASED."

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my current gf we both live with parents so i drive over pick her up then we go park in some quiet forest at night and fuck in the back seats then we jump in the front and play 2 player snipperclips on switch

swag

Enter "simp", here is your new cuck bro

Simps seething

tits please

That random bitch I know nothing about is still with that stupid icunnntz? Why?

holy shit that's weak facial hair

simp means simspons, i think its referring to how the father is the retard of the family

I'm over the age of 18. Literally WHO?

You're talking to a bunch of incels who's only ever social interaction with a female is in their little VN games. They're genetic failures.

>I need you to show tits for money so I can afford more squirrel traps
>ok.
>REEEEEEEEE KEK KEK KEK

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this. free money is fun and all, but pimping your girl out for a quick buck is just kinda pathetic and says a lot about the couple, especially when his only defence is "well at least i'm not the one paying for it".

that's arguably worst because you gotta tolerate her dumbass instead of getting a quick nut from watching her shit and moving on with your day

you don't have to take turns
everything but talking to shop owners can be done simultaneously on the same screen

Imagine being ok with your gf being a literal whore. baka

gapestation

She's a streamer and an e-thot. Therefore, she's a stupid cunt by default.

Simp is the twitter-friendly version of cuck

lmao wasn't she a "reformed twitch thot"
I can't remember her twitch name but she made a video about it

i tried user

OH NO NO NO SIMPBROS I THOUGHT WE WERE BASED? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Nah, Ricky is kind of based.
What do you lads rate her? She is kind of qt, but kind of eh..

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once a thot always a thot

you fucked up. never listen to what a girl says she wants. if you had bought that switch for yourself and been man enough to get her to play it with you, then things would've been different.

Its like bragging about getting your weekly groceries for free... by digging them out of the garbage behind the shop

she's certainly cute, but i'm not 16 anymore. thotting is a turnoff.

i think she "stopped being a boobie streamer" for like half a second then quickly went back to it for whatever reason

that and the fake tits

I care even less about some bitch than the faggot idubz

This guy is like the only person I've muted/blocked on twitter. Can't stand looking at the gremlin.

>"MY GFS A STRIPPER, OUT OF EVERYONE THOSE SHE GRINDS AGAINST SHE CHOSE ME!"

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Unironically a cool looking design. Shame people would think I'm a faggot if I got one.

The ultimate game for playing with your girlfriend is snipperclips which I am pretty sure is switch exclusive so yes.

DilationStation

Yes

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Its like a level under white knight, I think.
You're not even able to try and pull off the dashing internet female protector, you just kind of grovel and worship the mud they step in.

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should
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press

what about bragging that you clean up internet excrement on an Anime appreciation forum, FOR FREE AHAHAHAHAHA

never mind this bitch has fake tits, absolutely disgusting

those look pretty small to be fake

sneed

The difference is they're using that money from pathetic men to afford and do whatever the fuck they want wherever they want while you and the rest of the neckbeards are spending your days shitposting online on an anonymous board refusing to even shower and leave your room. This all stems from jealousy because other people's lives are better than yours. Its okay, it happens.

look it up, she posted them online.

>thinking rainbows still mean gay (its all about blue and pink now)
>still think gays are bad (if anything they're based for not bothering to deal with foids)
>caring what people think of you at all
wew

Same, absolutely hate that attention whore

this

Back to trannyera with you

You're fine with people beating their dicks to your whore of a girlfriend
You're an unironic cuck
Do you masturbate to the idea of your girl making other men bust a nut?