>OMG I'M SO HYPED FOR DOOM ETERNAL LOL DAY 1 BUY DA DOOM SLAYUHR YIPEE I LOVE PRODUCT THANK YOU BETHESDA
OMG I'M SO HYPED FOR DOOM ETERNAL LOL DAY 1 BUY DA DOOM SLAYUHR YIPEE I LOVE PRODUCT THANK YOU BETHESDA
>OH MY GOD IS THAT... LEGO... MARIO??????? LEGO FUCKING MARIO???? OH MY GOD MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY I NEED IT I NEED IT HOLY SHIT THERES ONLY ONE LEFT IN STOCK *PUNTS TODDLER OUT OF TOY AISLE* THAT ONE IS MIIIIIINE!!!!!
>Game is $60
>Wait a few months
>Now it's magically $25
I just play shit instead.
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
stop being a fucking bootlicker and enabling those around you to help corporations oppress you.
Keep making threads, slowly but surely you're changing the general consensus of Doom Eternal on Yas Forums
>See this game that took tens of thousands of man hours to make? it's shit because old thing good new thing bad : ^ )
What is it with Yas Forums being so goddamned triggered and angry about Doom Eternal and Final Fantasy VII Remake?
D I E
M A D
Don't ask questions, just consoom product and then get excited for next products
Yes, I’ve watched RLM too
because old good new bad
i can't just silently play my boomer game, i have to not play my boomer game and post how much i hate the zoomer game on Yas Forums
It's not just those, it's literally every new game. You can't even talk about a fucking indie game without someone calling you a shill
It's just a couple of schizos posting the same threads every day and autistically replying to every post.
damn beat me to it
>He can't afford to do this
Sad
Yas Forumsschizos in a nutshell
>posted from my iphone
Doom 16 was great so i'm going to purchase this one too, just not day one
>Dont buy games
>dont enjoy games, unless it's japanese niche shit
>everything made in the past 10 years is shit
>they just don't make game like they use to, huh? hah
Why would you buy it when you can get it for free? Are you that much of a brainless consoomer?
Spot on.
remember when people made threads expressing their own opinion for things?
Thanks for reminding me to pre-order. Game looks sick.
Thank you for marketing our game
disposable income
also multiplayer
Because i want to support the developers that made this game, how brainless are YOU to even ask such a question?
>support the developers
lmfao
HELP ZOOM ETERNAL IS OPPRESSING ME THROUGH MICROAGGRESSIONS AAAAAAHHHH SAVE ME FOUCAULT
WHY AREN'T YOU MILLENNIALS DYING FOR OUR WARS? WTF
>Say nothing positive about videogames
>Anyone who does is a shill
you sound like a fag lol i'm gonna go play some videogames
>see video game
>get triggered
the absolute state of nu-Yas Forums
yes, the game is shit so no one in their right mind would say anything positive about it unless you're shill or a soiboi
Is this a reverse boomer comic?
Take your medication and/or find a job
>why would you own something when you can be a nigger?
>owning something that's digital
You don't own shit, though
did you guys know that doom comes out on the same day as animal crossing? XD
Nice to know, consoomer
Seething poorfag
>thinking Yas Forums is one person
why are people this fucking retarded?
Alright, then never buy anything ever.
Why do Yas Forumsirgins think stealing and pirating their hobby makes them superior? Are they that desperate to destroy it?
What argument are you making? Why does people being excited for a new Doom make you mad?
ok nigger
Steaming samefag
Name the last time you saw someone so triggered over a videogame that they left their house and staged a protest. I'll wait.
So all games ever made are shit, then, good to know.
>buy bottled water
>"lmao consooom"
this is what happens when you let the nu males that wrecklessly throw their minimum wage away on low effort products roam freely on an anonymous site.
It's funny because I don't even see such posts here, only on youtube and probably reddit
You know, it makes me really sad in a way.
There was a moment where this image was born and was very on point regarding a certain trend in the modern world.
But then people who barely understand the meme (or maybe twisting it intentionally) take it and make into another "YOU ARE SILLY" pile of shite. Ah well.
Based trips
>buy $20 water bottle
>"wtf bro stop judging my waste of money, u dont even drink water"
better than being angry all the time tbqh
It's a catch-all shitpost. You don't even have to know anything about the game anymore to call people faggots.
>buy literally anything
>LMAO CONSUMER
>like a popular thing
>ZOOMER
>dislike a popular modern thing
>BOOMER
I hope the person who started wojackposting dies a horrible death
I can feel the seethe off this post. Consumerist bugman Mad as Fuck
>consumes&reposts the same old maymays&threads for the 500000000 time
>watches&consumes new vidya
Oh, the irony...
>buy $20 water bottle
Nobody ever unless you're some dipshit in California
High IQ play, user
this except it will be a day 1 pirate