Why aren't you playing our game, human?

Why aren't you playing our game, human?

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I think it says a lot about the type of person I am when I thought that was a boner

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Because some asshole stole my copy and my Switch.

Not gettin' a switch until they make a real console out of it

Not unless they play with my penis plus no new updates ever again so

I'm moving soon and already packed up all my games.

I find it hard to go back after getting a Steam Controller to use on my PC.
The Gyro was great to get into stick aiming before that, but now that I'm used to using a trackpad along with Gyro, Splatoon just feels off.

I'm getting a copy soon, no worries

BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SLURPING UP MY FUCKING SCROTUM JUICE FOR THE PAST WEEK

im not a tranny