Why aren't you playing our game, human?
Why aren't you playing our game, human?
Colton Brooks
Matthew Lee
I think it says a lot about the type of person I am when I thought that was a boner
Carter Barnes
Because some asshole stole my copy and my Switch.
Parker Cook
Not gettin' a switch until they make a real console out of it
Landon Morris
Not unless they play with my penis plus no new updates ever again so
Jordan Gonzalez
I'm moving soon and already packed up all my games.
Carson Taylor
I find it hard to go back after getting a Steam Controller to use on my PC.
The Gyro was great to get into stick aiming before that, but now that I'm used to using a trackpad along with Gyro, Splatoon just feels off.
Jackson Sullivan
I'm getting a copy soon, no worries
Owen Scott
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SLURPING UP MY FUCKING SCROTUM JUICE FOR THE PAST WEEK
Jace Clark
im not a tranny
Lucas White
That sucks
Kevin Brown
Thomas Murphy
I figured it was too late and might as well wait for Splat 3. Good cunny tho
Caleb Wright
inklings are for humans only
Leo Gray
I'm buying one game for online this month and I still haven't decided between mario kart and splatoon 2.
Parker Ross
Because shitty teammate RNG isn't good for my heart. I don't like being the only person carrying a team only to lose in overtime eight matches in a row.
Jaxon Rogers
Inkling boys are a cute.
Adam Anderson
I prefer Octoling boys
Hunter Hill
They go good together too.
Gabriel Bailey
The fuck is happening in this image?
Anthony Wright
How
Dominic Adams
I's a guy, we're kinda seeing from his perspective looking down, the girl is tugging on his shirt and the boy has his arm.
Dylan Murphy
>too busy drawing squid smut and cooming to actually play the game
where did i go so wrong
Henry Gomez
Im not paying for online for one game.
Luke Harris
>drawing squid smut
post it or link it
Luis Garcia
I really burned myself out on it a few months ago, but I should come back to it.
Xavier Barnes
More like post it or ink it hah
Nathan Sanchez
the shakes got too bad, I can't aim with gyro now
Landon Martin
the chances of us sharing the same fetish are low enough that i can safely assume you really wouldn't be interested
Ethan Sullivan
waiting for pro controller to get delivered
Jackson Collins
That's what's keeping me from potentially buying this game. Sure the objective is not to kill people like in other shooters but it's still a team competition and that by itself inherently carries frustration. At first everything will be fun but sooner or later I'm bound to get annoyed when my team sucks or get annoyed because I feel like I hit a wall rank/elo wise or whatever they use in this game.
William Hernandez
CUTE
Nathaniel Hall
you never know unless you post it or at least tell us what fetish it is
even if I don't like there might be someone else here who will
William Williams
woomussy
Juan Taylor
Agent 3 and 8 are dating!
Brandon Baker
Nintendo pulled the plug too early
William Sullivan
pearl is made for licking marina's butthole
fact
Xavier Price
But user, you could introduce someone to a new fetish
Hunter Reyes
My internet sucks and my latency is way to high
Benjamin Murphy
i like all fetishes user. give me a try.
Justin Sanchez
Because my Pro controller has a shitty busted gyro and don't want to buy a new one.
Chase Allen
What's your region? Internet hardly matters for these sort of online games so long as you got something that actually works. Distance to peer is what really hits you.
Liam Parker
Cant you use the joycon attached to that controller base thingy that comes with the switch?
Nolan Torres
If something isn't continually updated, like Fortnite, it's dead. Therefore, Splatoon is a dead game that no one plays. What's the point in playing a multiplayer game if there's no players and it takes forever to find a full lobby?
Jordan Hill
Was that webm supposed to show it taking forever? That felt like okay time.
Chase Thompson
Carson Young
whoosh
Hunter Anderson
Because Nintendo made my wifi connection paid.
Bentley Allen
I refuse to pay for online services when it initially available for free
Tyler Butler
Levi Green
What?
Easton Jenkins
Hudson Myers
>i'm so petty over 5 dollars per year that i dropped a game i enjoy
I'm not defending NSO becoming a paid feature, but the cost to use it is literally negligible.
Aaron Moore
The characters are cute but the gameplay is far too simple to be entertaining.
Joshua Reyes
0.37 per month is too much, man
Hunter Collins
Jonathan Sullivan
>win seven matches in a row
>Rank up
>Proceed to lose seven matches in a row
>Rank down again
Feel like an hour of my time has been wasted, leaving me feeling bitter.
Andrew Clark
which reminds me, my NSO family plan has room for 2 more.
Adam Fisher
i don't have a nintendo console
Ian Foster
Why are those squids so small?
Joseph Adams
They're kids now
Jordan Gray
you're on Yas Forums. the chances are low but that doesn't mean they're equal to zero.
Robert Thomas
its boring and repetitive
Dominic Turner
because Splatoon 2 needs an Nintendo online connection, and I'm not paying twice to use my own internet
Carter Davis
oi cunt get back to the editing cave you wanker
Landon Parker
This is one of the things I feel is a flaw with skill-based matchmaking. Low ranks rarely get to practice with high ranks, and therefore don't get to practice against high-level tactics or reaction times as often. So they get good at beating low rank tactics, only to suddenly find most of what they've learned is useless upon rank up. If they can't git gud in 4 matches they get booted out.
So players constantly wallow between destroying low ranks and getting destroyed by high ranks, stagnating the game.
I think making matchmaking continuous like Smash, rather than setting a hard gate at each rank, would greatly solve this issue.
Nicholas Martin
God I hope I have the self-awareness to get out of video games as a hobby if I'm ever grasping this hard
Nathaniel Parker
squids are worst lolis