Who is the dumbest vidya protagonist ever existed?
Who is the dumbest vidya protagonist ever existed?
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You.
i want to fuck aqua's big fat stupid ass
The main character from Tales of Grace's. I could literally murder half the world in his game and he would still refuse to kill me if I called him my friend once in my life.
My self insert.
knuckles is definitely up there
Zack Fair
fpbp
Jensen from nu desu sex.
Cloud Strife.
Terra from KHBBS. Dude was written to be a colassal retard.
This dumb dragon
Shujinko from Mortal Kombat Deception.
The dumbass 40 years of his life unwittingly helping the bad guy Onaga, who made him think he was the Champion of the old gods. And beating up anyone else claiming otherwise, including the actual champion of the old gods.
King Knight.
SOMA's protag literally has brain damage
Every MK character is equally stupid.
Aqua is a size queen
>literally the most useful party member
>is called dumb and useless every episode
This is discrimination against a literall goddess and you know it
Can't decide with all those generic jrpg brain dead protagonists.
>literally the most useful party member
That's not Kazuma
>literally the most useful party member
>only accrues debt and get drunk
>occasionally casts resurrect
>dumb fuck
>literally the most useful party member
same
Okay Aqua
i want an aqua wife
Aqua has a hairy pussy and asshole
is she like a blue dog or something?
I'd post those, but this is a blue board.
Underrated post, here is your (You).
Ban all ESL faggots, string all weebs up high.
Jack from Far Cry. Completely retarded, but endearingly so.
Kirby's pretty dumb.
Since Konosuba games exist, it's aqua
raiden
>mfw DOYLE, MY ARM IS TURNING GREEN!
MK lore is built upon a mountain of stupid decisions
Remember when Raiden thought saying He must win was enough to convince the heroes that he meant that they should let Shao Khan win?
what is aqua's int?
don't be a fag, post that slag.
Dummy fallout 1+2 protagonist
Literally too stupid to speak
What the fuck does Kazuma ever do? He just dies and Aqua has to revive him. He was so useless in his previous life he died from not getting hit by a slow moving tractor and pissed himself.
When will I be able to watch a decent sub of the movie?
>anime
cringe
Link them, coward.
He's usually the one that comes up with most of their plans, isn't he? A lot of the times they get a big win is because he came up with some batshit way for them all to take care of the situation.
How do you anons all feel about Sylvia? She is a canon futanari, so she's obviously superior to the other girls, right?
I demand graphic evidence for that claim, delivered immediately.
>2 intelligence
Too big.
she outright says it in the movie while she's poking it at kazuma's butt
Do Aqua pees pure water?
What don't you understand about GRAPHIC EVIDENCE, pal?
Danke, bernd.
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Favorite plan: escape the medieval IRS by getting arrested for stealing policewomen's panties. Police refuse to turn you over until you've served your time for panty theft, meanwhile statute of limitations on tax evasion runs out.
Kratos in god of war 3.
>the real pandora was inside you the whole time
You just asked for specifically that.
Reminder that by being a goddess she automatically purifies her piss and sweat so it's safer to drink than tap water
Same
Estelle Bright?
More like ESTELLE FUCKING-DUMB!