Face it, PC Master Race… you just hit the jackpot!

Did she just say there are only 2 genders

She misspelled her own name...

>contrived argument for the sake of applying equality to everything
sjw are postmodern conceptual cancer of vidya - no wonder those motherfucker can't into memes, because they can't be sincere.
youtu.be/ANA8SI_KvqI

IS THAT A FEMALE? IN MY VIDEO GAME? RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wtf are you talking about
Its a shitty game with a shitty story. It had a cool premise that was actually used quite effectively, but suffered due to a absolutely horrible main character with a personality blander then cardboard and a shit side character which could have been cool if she had any other personality besides being an absolute bitch. What could you possibly enjoy about life is strange? besides watching someone else play it?

>women run things around
and they always run it into the ground, whenever internal competition for limited resources arises or external enemies occur.
It was true for bonobo species, it is true for commiefornia run by red star.

>Some people have noted that the men in Horizon are portrayed as emasculated and weak, and it’s mostly true. The most noteworthy warriors in the game are women. The most noteworthy men in the game are bumbling sidekicks or young admirers to Aloy. The men who are leaders are portrayed as being either incompetent or useless without a female protector, like the young and handsome leader of the Carja tribe, or the interim leader of another splinter group who is literally a little boy who spends his time crying in his mother’s arms.

oneangrygamer.net/2017/03/horizon-zero-dawn-vs-nier-automata-feminism-vs-egalitarianism/25077/

>Assassin’s Creed: Manjaw Edition
Nah, keep your trash

literally never happened. How the fuck can a game be based, when you can't even prevent things from happening in a way the game specifically bottlenecks you into, from the very first episode.

This looks like a game I'd usually enjoy, but because I am forced to play as an ugly dyke who hunts robot dinosaurs, I will not play it.

yeah I can't wait for another year long of the same 3 webm's being spammed in every thread

I can't wait for some nerd to swap that ugly bitch for 2B or whatever

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Reminder that this games story is almost exclusively about how when women run things, it fucks everything right up the keiser, and Aloy realizes this and leaves them.

tldw

She is way uglier in motion. Got damn! Even I wouldn't fuck her, and I'd fuck a dead dog rotting in a ditch on the side of the road on a hot summer's day!

still not going to play this garbo. Thanks for beta testing though!

watch it be a shitty port

>cartoon posting copetard thinks Aloy is ugly
No surprises here. Seek help.
It's a fun game that had too small of an audience. Hope a bunch of PC Pals play and love it so we can have an sequel!

Finally someone will make her cute

You'd fuck her, stop pretending.

Why is Sony the one pushing this shit so hard?

true

Life is Strange didn't do that at all, what the fuck are you talking about?

Not him, but I would. I honestly thought she was cute but maybe I just have low standards.

I'll definitely put it on my wish list but I have so much more interesting games to buy/play I just cant see myself buying this over them.

Still haven't played Dragon's Dogma for example

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Well, to be fair, the best fashion designers IRL are male.

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>that boy face

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>matriarchal society is full of tribal hunter/gatherers
>patriarchal society builds beautiful cities.
i don't see anything wrong here.

Horizon was kinda weird. The main story was written like shit, but the little side notes and scans you find throughout the world are full of this hyperconsumerist extremely exaggerated caricature of america that's kind of funny but clashes like hell with the serious story they were trying to present.

This is so retarded. Both are fiction (and nier is about robots anyways) either be Okay with anything or be a realist, women are weak and usually atupid egalaterianism is just As fictional As feminism

Why does she look so ugly. Why can't Western companies make attractive females.

You can have it back

I honestly think people wouldn't complain about Aloy being an uggo so much if her head wasn't shaped like a giant fucking egg. It's all I see whenever the game zooms on her face.

I didn't want this trash when it was on ps4, why would I want it now?

Why are Playstation fags so fucking selfish? What is so wrong with having a game available on another platform? They're so goddamned salty that they lost their "exclusivity" status, when there is literally nothing to lose. They still have the game, can play the game, and they had it 3 years early.

What am I not getting here? Generally speaking, what are the disadvantages of having a title available on EVERY platform? I just don't see any downsides to this, and yet exclusivity is being paraded around as a highly-regarded feature when all it encourages is divisiveness.

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If nothing else mods can give her the make-over that she desperately needs. Can't fix the average gameplay, boring world, boring sidequests and SJW undertones though.

They realize they wasted their money and it hurts them emitionaly

I'm literally supporting it so we can get Bloodborne on PC

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I'm playing through this game right now and the only thing I really like about it is the look and designs of the machines

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>It had a cool premise that was actually used quite effectively, but suffered due to a absolutely horrible main character with a personality blander then cardboard
kind of like life

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Deep, brah

That fabric is pretty damn good wtf

She is and she could be a lot better.

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>twitter outrage
>sonyniggas destroying their room over this

Are console shitters really that pathetic? The master race would never react like this over a fucking port. Sonyniggas lose the last thing that justifies their shitty console and that is a good thing.

What a bunch of pathetic losers

It's because they consulted experts to design those robotic organisms.

>those models
>those animations
>better than asscreed
jesus christ I need to know...

Pretty sure that's Bloodborne, and if the PS4 lost it we'd see an apocalypse here.

>they consulted experts to design those robotic
hahahahahahaha wtf are you smoking?

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Barefoot fat arsed aloy mod when

lol that fucking walk cycle

>Ugly dyke
>Voiced by Ashley Burch
I ain't playing that shit nigga

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How exactly did they waste their money? They played the game and enjoyed it, didn't they? It's like they're under the assumption that they would've waited 3 more years to play the game if they knew beforehand that it would be released on PC, when it was highly unlikely then.

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>It's a fun game that had too small of an audience
It literally sold millions.

This game just made me want an RPG set in Mirrodin during the Phyrexian invasion
HZD's setting is boring as shit in comparison.

What? This is better than Ubisoft fuck stains.

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is there something wrong with them in the webm you posted? I'm not seeing it

I thought apple cultists are hardcore fanatics who would drink the koold aid if it had a apple logo, but sonyniggas and nitentoddlers always raise the bar.

both feet on each side are stepping at the same time, something that doesn't happen in reality. they would fall over if they tried that.

it's true my dad is an expert in robot design and Horizon gave him a call

On the console plus inferior game version

Aloy is genuinely one of the most unlikable protagonists ever. I hope all the people on PC get to come to that realization.

Essentially this. They are realizing they are they are losing their games. Playstation is propped up only by it's games. Lose exclusive access to these games and there's no reason to have a PS4 or 5 around anymore.

is there a mod that fixes her face?
it's mostly the nose that does it for me, but goddamn - anything would be an improvement

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This game was a solid 7 out of 10. Really not sure what the autistic shreaking is about it

Remember to play on the hardest difficulty otherwise it's way too easy once you get your upgrades

>someone who get paid for it animated that shit
I don't believe it. Even 3D smut artists have a better understanding about the anatomy of four legged monsters with ten tentacles.

That depends entirely on how their weight is being distributed and how strong their legs are. It's not impossible for something artificial to be able to walk like that. It's silly, for sure, but I figure they did it to make them look uncanny.

That bitch in Mass Effect Andromeda was pretty unlikeable, both the chicks in wolfenstein young bloods were purely hateable. Alloy just sucks, I don't hate her.

Is there any Magic games that don't involve card usage?
they must realize they have decades of cool monsters and artwork that they don't need to restrict all those visuals to images on a card

LiS was a pile of crap storywise, and since it had almost no gameplay the entire thing sucked

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY AVID FOLLOWERS OF THEIR CHOSEN PLATFORM THEN IF THEY WILLINGLY ADMIT TO THEMSELVES THAT THEY'RE INFERIOR???? WHERE THE FUCK IS THEIR PRIDE??

It's so fucking illogical to think about it's driving me up the wall jesus christ

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It kinda defeats the purpose of 4 legs when you think about it

they could tweet all they wanted saying it was "on purpose" but that shits an absolute oversight.

After seeing the whole story, I now find it fitting that all of the animations are cold and lifeless. I wonder if that was intentional.

I will never fucking get over the fact she was supposed to be a tan qt in the original art and then for some reason they just decided not to do that.
Also the fact that this is concept art they were provided with and they chose the other concept baffles me.
imgur.com/gallery/cf2Td7t

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Probably childhood emotional connection

>discovered it was incredibly BASED
Lmao no

Poo in loo?

>she

Ah fuck you know what, I'm wrong actually. I looked it up and giraffes and camels do in fact walk that way. My bad user