Game gives you wrong directions on purpose

No you shouldn't trust them because they don't have YOUR interests in mind.
You have to prioritize your own well being because they won't do it for you (and will lie to you).

>THE END IS NEAR BRO
>[buys a thousand rolls of toilet paper]

>it's nothing bro
>*martial law, all flights to and from europe banned, merkel coming out saying 70% of germans will eventually get corona*
>IT'S JUST A FLU BRO
What else needs to happen before you stop pretending that it's nothing? Does your family need to die before you take it serious?

>buying a couple masks is like buying 1k toilet paper rolls
>ignoring fact that goverment and media are lying to say masks don't work when they do

No you shouldn't because they're actively preventing people from getting tested based on largely arbitrary requirements such as Travel to a foreign nation or contact with someone KNOWN to be infected despite many people right now are infected, have symptoms but don't know where they got it from and the cycle repeats. There are very likely many thousands more people infected and the government's shitty test availability, garbage outdated information and poor, reactionary response to the outbreak is causing massive issues.

But don't worry guys we banned travel to other countries that will surely stop it from spreading here.

yes, people I actually know have to be inconvenienced by this "plague"

This

Its beyond "just a flu" The "mild" symptoms the CDC says you'll get include pneumonia, the only thing that isn't mild is merely "being so sick you have to go to the hospital" which doesn't help people when they can't get tested.

hell NY just closed college today when they should have closed EVERY school 2 weeks ago.

> you should trust them, because they are trying to mitigate the panic and damage.

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People are sending huge dumb orders to professional suppliers.

Hell their responses are 100% reactionary, there isn't a single proactive measure they've taken. Fucking Deblasio in NYC didn't wanna close public schools because of two problems.
1. the retard thinks kids can't be infected despite them being active carriers of it
2. NYC has a massive homeless problem, if they send kids home many of them will be homeless because they have no where to go to the tune of 141,000 college kids.

If I'm not mistaken, the masks commonly sold are literally only useful for preventing contact with spittle and fluids because they're not graded to stop the airborne transmission of this particular strain of virus. Their effectiveness is insignificant for preventing infection , but they can at least somewhat negate the spread of the virus by preventing bodily fluids from making contact with objects and other people if you yourself are infected, which is going to be harder to do now that there's a shortage due to people panic-purchasing random shit.
tl;dr: the masks don't help prevent infection well enough to warrant hoarding them and creating a shortage for the people who need them, which will just spread the virus even more in the end

>The masks don't work but we need them anyways for doctors even though they don't work!

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>all that bullshit about HMs
Fuck old school strategy guides

Ideally if you're in the public you're not face to face with a coughing patient.

the goverment isnt taking the mask away from you, you can go to any store and unless they run out of them buy as many as you want, professional are telling people that unless you are close to a person in quarantine there are easiest and effective ways to prevent contagion

professionals interact with sick people. the average person does not interact with sick people.

To this day one of my first memories in regards to gaming is reading the book that came with my red version at 8 years old and thinking
>"who the fuck would use a master ball on a tentecruel"

Herd immunity only works if other people have masks as well user

Why would healthcare professionals get their masks from consumer markets instead of buying them in bulks from a supplier?

>Don't trust the Conservative controlled media or Trump government
Fixed, it's rather breathtaking the amount of bullshit they're churning out especially their new talking point that he was on top of it day one, when just a little over a week ago he was calling it a hoax.

Also if you don't have a shitty made American made mask, remember it's single use, and don't touch your face aftewards, they work.

The 'free' market has to make their profit off this crisis, the smart thing to do would be have the government take over production.

>The masks don't work but doctors need them and even if they did work you're not interacting with sick people but also avoid crowds and don't touch your face pls
Fact: masks work and if you can obtain one and afford it you should

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because said suppliers make several times more money cashing out to the panicked masses at an extreme markup

>Fixed, it's rather breathtaking the amount of bullshit they're churning out especially their new talking point that he was on top of it day one, when just a little over a week ago he was calling it a hoax.
Daily reminder that Vice President Pence is the leader of the coronavirus containment and he literally doesn't believe in evolution, thinks he can pray it away and believes in conversion therapy.

>seizing the means
Watching the world burn because of its mode of production being so tied consumption is pretty kino

wait this shit isnt airborne though. why wear a mask if you're not infected in the first place? wouldn't you only wear one IF you were? what, you're gonna touch an infected dude/area and just shove your hand in your mouth or something without even thinking, but since you got that mask on you'll remember NOT to do that! haha good boy!

I dont understand how Grumpf and Ponce are still alive. Second Amendment.

>wait this shit isnt airborne though. why wear a mask if you're not infected in the first place?
Because the virus travels in moisture droplets from when you breath out, sneeze, cough or touch your mouth then touch a surface.

>wait this shit isnt airborne though
user...

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Doctors wear masks to prevent themselves from spreading shit to patients and to keep patients safe from sneezes and coughing while they're being operated on. The type of masks used to prevent catching disease are different from what you'll buy in stores and are fitted properly for the doctor and the doctor will be wearing eye protection too. RETARDS

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surgical masks wont do shit to protect you, they only exist to protect others from you

>The type of masks used to prevent catching disease are different from what you'll buy in stores
It's literally a n95 mask lol

It's not misinformation broski.
Gotta buy those thick masks if you actually want to protect yourself

that just leads me to believe that people who arent infected should wear riot helmets then. problem solved. mask aint gonna do shit

>not wanting to die
not very gamer of you

>group of chinese doctors/nurses wear n85 masks while treating wuhan patients
>none catch it
>other group don't have masks
>multiple catch it
hmm

The bigger problem is you don't know you're infected for 7-14 days after you contract it. You're completely asymptomatic all the while being fully contagious.

Two Terms, BernoidBrahs
Remember, no refunds.

yea? and doctors have them fitted for their faces. do you think the average retard knows they have to do this let alone protect their eyes as well? no. they're taking resources from hospitals and people that actually know how to use the masks effectively and for their intended purpose.

You're literally defending a guy who isn't an expert in any kind of biology, thinks evolution isn't real and thinks you can just pray it away.

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A nation of retardation.

Truly the hero America deserves

maybe you are the one giving misinformation

There's online guides on how to fit the mask lol.

>isn't an expert in any biology
oh yea and he was assigned to be the fucking leader of the outbreak task force. A literal NON expert in charge of dealing with a viral outbreak.

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BESEECH YOUR SKYDADDY FOR STRENGTH TO OPPOSE THIS CRISIS, THAT'S CRINGE AND DUMB
*tips*

>bowser
Why is he a gay icon? Didn't he want to marry peach?

>hey should be close schools, cancel events, make sure people can get access to testing, and make sure they're taken care of if they're sick?
>no lets just pray everything will be ok that'll fix it.

>needs a 2000 year old fanfic to tell him how to live his life

Dont forget to deny the problem exists and say its just your enemies using it against you personally.

he's got a strong masculine design

>trust CNN
ok retard

>use mask
>take it off
>get virus on yourself from touching mask
it's like dust. you can't just eliminate it by taking on and taking off a mask that's covered in it.

>spend 2 months telling people it's a nothingburger while doing nothing
>then tell people not to buy masks because "professionals" need them

>should we test people who have symptoms?
>no lets deny them a test because they can't confirm they were in contact with a known infected person and close the borders that'll stop it from spreading in the US.

CNN is as conservative as fox news.

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>take it off
>clean/sanitize hands
woow

>>hey should be close schools, cancel events, make sure people can get access to testing, and make sure they're taken care of if they're sick?
>>no lets just pray everything will be ok that'll fix it.
t. didn't watch the presidential address

>thinks his life is worth anything
lmao

Jesus Christ. It only has a 1% chance to kill you and it only happens with old people. Why is everyone so retarded

What's even this talk about masks? Is your immune system shit covid will be more than just a sore throat and slight fever? Immunelets baka

dont forget to fire the people who were supposed to be in charge of these things, and dont forget to beg for budget cuts so we can increase military spending.

It's airborne. The minute you take it off, you're infection chances skyrocket.

Quarantine and never go to an infected area, or you're fucked. Medical staff are in biohazard suits and have to decontaminate in and out of environments for a reason.

>t. didn't watch the presidential address
see
Why are the biggest retards in charge but NOT the experts? Seems every day the actual head of the CDC contradicts trump on the spread.

absolutely based

Makes sense.
I had a random furry ask if I was gay furry before because I had Bowser as my phone wallpaper at a smash bros tournament my friend invited me to.

>tfw took my full face mask home from work with a bunch of cartridges

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that seems excessive. that guy's just a coomer, for lack of a better word

US goverment:
>claims nothing happening for weeks
>runs out of masks
>can't make any tests
Chinese lady on craigslist:
>knew it was happening months ago
>has pallets of every supply you could need at a fair price
>doesn't need to test you, sells everything wearing a tyvek suit and full face mask

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