Oh shit nigger, it's time for a Yas Forums plays Real Lives thread! Haven't had one of these in a while.
>What the fuck is this game?
A educational game where you just live and see how long you can survive in the world. You anons will be choosing what our randomly generated person does.
And looks like we're a girl in India, time to age a few years until we can actually make some sort of decision.
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Our dad lost his goiter but our mom gained one. Classic Real Lives.
Oh fuck, fucking mosquitoes.
OH FUCK, THE MONSOONS GOT US
Alright, skipped ahead a few years so we can actually make a choice. Do we study harder and see if our grades get better?
Also we got a new sister.
Study so we can get smart enough to escape India.
We study harder, and our mom gets paralyzed from a car crash.
Alright, we can choose up to 4 leisure activities now. These will actually effect our stats, so doing stuff that keeps us active will keep us healthier, while stuff like reading and studying will make us smarter. What will our 4 leisure activities be?
Sports and reading.
reading, physical training, and outdoor activities, become fitlit
Do we study even harder?
yes
We study harder, age a few years, and find a guy we like. Fuck them or tell them to fuck off?
wtf he's 13
also this is india, you don't get to pick who you marry with
Fuck Off, study harder
I'll take that as a no then.
Also now we're FUCKING PARALYZED
We can apply to trade school, do we do it?
>paralysed
>trade school
uuuuuuh.... no
Alright, no trade school. Do we fuck this guy then?
>22 wisdom
we don't fuck brainlets
God dammit anjuli you fucking slut stay in school
>Indian
>100 health
Dude's gonna kidnap us into slavery
I remember these threads on /sp/ from back before /sp/ got reddified. Used to be absolutely based. What a time.
So no.
Anyway, we can try trade school again, do we?
/sp/? I've only ever seen them on Yas Forums and Yas Forums years ago.
>infertile
Better take what you can get
we used to all play and post screenshots in the late night threads. Late night /sp/ was great, back in like 2010/2011. Eurocucks would stick to their 100 soccer threads; we would post whatever. Real lives threads were based. All Goiter all the time.
Fuck trade school
Fuck trade school. Also our sister gets married to this guy.
Sounds comfy, shame I never browsed /sp/.
MONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
youtube.com
Oh no, we're retarded.
NOW WE GOTTA GET A JOB
WHAT DO WE APPLY FOR?
secretary
Where's the "Depressed crippled NEET" option?
WE GOT A JOB!
Do we fuck this guy or not?
no time for relationships we gotta get the fuck out of india
We say no. But do we give this beggar money?
Why would we fuck him? he's not even our boss
Yes, need that good karma
We help him out. Do we start drinking?
Heavily
nah live the straight-edge life
no
No, we need to leave India. This is going to get us pregnant
We don't drink, but we meet another guy. Go for them?
Goddamnit it just keeps happening, we can't get tied down in fucking India. No.
...
Wait shit we infertile
Still don't fuck him
Alright, we say no again. We can move out and live on our own, we'll have to do that before we can move to another country. Do we move out?
YES
Get out Anjuli
Man, this has been a tragic thread already. India sucks
Real Lives was /sp/ as fuck user
Alright, we can try applying to college again or we can just try going to a different country. Though with our low amount of net worth, we'll probably have to do it illegally. What do we do?
These games usually end tragically. I remember one of my saddest runs was a weeb in the US who moved to Japan and became an artist and got married and had kids, but died because they smoked too much before they got to see their kids grow up.
As I said, I've never really browsed /sp/.
>Intelligence 36
We're slowly getting dumber. Go to college.
>>Intelligence 36
>We're slowly getting dumber. Go to college.
Fuck that, flee the country. India holding her back
I tried like 5 times, we're way too retarded for college. We could try vocational school, or we could just try moving out.
If we do move out, the question is, where? Shittier countries are cheaper to move too, and the closer they are the cheaper they are.
we gotta move out bruv
get the fuck out of india
Move out
Where, we can literally move to any country.
I had a game where I was born in Congo and was able to avoid joining the military thanks to athletic abilities. Just as I was about to save up enough money to immigrate to Europe with my pregnant wife, I die as a victim of war anyways
my vote is for australia
England, naturally
Australia
>moving from England 2 to England
usa
DO WE ATTEMPT TO ILLEGALLY IMMIGRATE TO AUSTRALIA?
>You have failed the college entrance examinations.
>You have failed the college entrance examinations.
>You have failed the college entrance examinations.
>You have failed the college entrance examinations.
>You have failed the college entrance examinations.
>You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Yes.
I dont think you have enough to do even that. We may have to try a different country
Do it.
YES
Do it, and if that doesn't work try emigrating to singapore
AW FUCK I MISCALCULATED
Alright, we're way too poor to even attempt moving out to any real country. We can either work a couple years until we have enough, or we can enter vocational school and see if we can better job after that. What do we do?
FUCK
I think I can see why you failed the exams six times.
Try vocational school
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GUESS WE'RE A WAGIE NOW, WE ALREADY HAVE THE HIGHEST PAYING JOB WE CAN GET
Time for the last resort. Become a gold digger and marry a rich man.
>has less net worth than us
I know the answer is probably no, but do we fuck them?