Who /comfyduringtheapocalypse/ here?

Who /comfyduringtheapocalypse/ here?

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They just cancelled the classes in my high school, I got 21 vacation days

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How many points of VIT and CON do I need to facetank corona?

>mfw in an online class and don't have off

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Stop making these threads you shitfuck reddit nigger.

It only really affects you if you're over level 60 due to the retarded scaling.

>hear about coronavirus when it first starts
>dont give a shit
>ignore news for months
>watch news today
>oh no

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>Tfw never leave my room
Who else immune here

>throat a little sore
Bros...?

>animal crossing a week away
bros

Seatle? May god have mercy on you all, good bye forever.

Right here bro

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oh no i sure hope i dont get the spic piss virus

0.4% fatality rate for healthy young people

>it doubled
AHHHHHHHHHHH

No, I’m from El Salvador
But right now, no one has the meme virus over here

Don't act like you weren't warned

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Should I risk flying home if I have a mask and goggles?

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Mexibro here, we have 12 cases confirmed

This is my current backlog
What should I play?

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>mfw only lectures are cancelled and all schoolwork is being put online

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>only 0.4
lame

Same

The other coronathread that I posted this in got deleted and the poll was tied, so decide what I'll play from my backlog during the apocalypse, anons: strawpoll.me/19521734/r

>uni hasn't shut down yet
>confirmed case at another university in my city
bros I'm starting to get nervous

Ironically they do nothing.

DMC HD. Skip 2.
Wont give you corona, might give you cancer. Just pretend it doesn't exist.

im actually trying to coom rn

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DQ for some comfy adventure.

I've only know of 1, so far my workplace is just saying to stay safe, no home office yet. Maybe soon.

Excited. Been waiting for Kamen Rider to be re-uploaded on Tubi and I'm watching Transformers Armada.

Also, trying out warzone.

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Can't you drive there?

DMC but skip 2

I still work from home.

enjoy death user

>he says this on Yas Forums
half the people on here are obese bedridden NEETs

>purposely Eat chink food
>Start couching violently
>Pass out in my bed
How am I not dead?

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>work full-time at a big theme park hotel
>already getting my hours cut because conferences and groups are cancelling
>Europe ban announced
>spring break rush is basically dead in the water now

fuck fuck FUCK fuck oh fuck

but hey...animal crossing soon I guess

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It's a filter mask not a surgical mask.
It's 2.5k miles away.

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if it killed obese people then the rate would be well over 10%

To be fair half of the western world right now are fatsos who wont make it pass 60

Me :3

Goddammit, I'm still three weeks out from REmake 3 and FFVIIR. Fuck off for a little while, Corona-chan.

>Bunch of shady chinese gangsters start coughing on me
>I have phlem and pass out when I nap
>Suddenly Im not dead
俺の神だ?

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DMC5

>Transformers Armada
Based taste, I was watching Beast Wars last week.

>went out for dinner tonight
I mean everything seemed ok yesterday. Literally in the middle of my meal the following breaks

>EU to US travel suspended
>NBA cancelled
>David S Pumpkins has corona

Really shoulda just stayed in but damn it, I wanted my burger.

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I got really sick last week and now I'm not allowed to return to work unless I prove I don't have coronavirus but lol can't get a test so I'm fucked

wasting away playing rune factory 4 and dragon quest and will get animal crossing if I'm not dead by the time it comes out

Militaryfag here, only a matter of time till everybody is on quarters to prevent any spread. who the fuck am i kidding, they will have us all die before they consider our safety or give us a morale boost of any kind

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Yeah, my college is having the same discussion right now.

I thought I had it recently but i didnt have a fever so Im good.

time to clear out the ol backlog

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>Kamen Rider
Based. Even if I ended up without internet (which I doubt but I'll continue with the hypothetical scenario) I still have like half of Kuuga to watch through as well as a gigantic backlog that includes 2 yakuza games, travis strikes again, stick of truth, final fantasy IX, etc. and I also have the office document for a novel I'm writing so all I really need to fully prepare is some physical necessities, download some more music, the rest of the kuuga episodes, hoard some porn and I'm pretty much set.

>The Alliance Alive
Should have looked for the HD version in PS4.

>go to bar
>order a corona
>bartender coughs on me
FUCKING BEERSTOP!

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How long until a based Mexibro goes and fights the drug cartels solo by coughing on them?

>Suddenly have fever
>chest pains
>Pass out then wake up
私は神だ!wwwwwwwww

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what apocalypse?

>TFW hypochondriac and severe OCD


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHelp

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Literally nothing's happening. Nothing's changed and nothing will change a year from now. You NEETs are fine.

>he isn't getting rich off of bat flu

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>これはチャンス僕のご自殺です!
>神様:wwwwwwwwいえ!
>自分:。。。。
This world is evil.

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Big Dimes Corona bout to go over Wrestlemaniaetty

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What's it like on 2chan?

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>when you get infected

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I'll be comfy as long as I have internet

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>MFW

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I HAVE FUCKING SEVERE HEADACHES FOR 5 DAYS. JUST FUCKING KILL ME CORONA-CHAN

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN RIGHT WHEN I WAS ABLE TO BUY AN INDEX? JUST WHY?

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Fuck you

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

Fuck you, you are the reason we’re all going to hell

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN