What are you playing while shit hits the fan? I just got to Sen's Fortress in Dark Souls.
What are you playing while shit hits the fan? I just got to Sen's Fortress in Dark Souls
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Caleb Ward
I'll be playing mount and blade. Hopefully my workplace closes down so I can neet it out with a severance package.
Noah Richardson
animal crossing
Isaac Reed
Coronavirus is leftist propaganda to make Trump look bad.
Brayden Brooks
>a lotta people are gonna die
>all this crazy shit happening
>SMBZ is back
>TGT is back
>Space Jam 2 happening
>PRIME TIME is now
>A ton of other shit
Why didn't you listen? The dimensional merge is upon us.
Jonathan Carter
I hope coronavirus wipes out all you fucking frogs.
Easton Cruz
RF4S and Animal Crossing next week.
Isaac Davis
>first case of Corona just reported in my city
>Person frequented a busy mall before they found out
Kayden Davis
That was before trump caught it at that convention.
William Cox
I've just been listening to lo-fi and drinking lots of tea. Who would have thought that the apocalypse would be max /comfy/
Anybody else feelin me?
Angel Wood
close waterloo university
Carter Williams
if shit really hit the fan there will be internet and power shortages, you're going to be playing with toys
Leo Evans
Nothing, I'm reading The Night Land and The Penguin Book of Italian Short Stories.
Juan Young
I had to work from home today so I took the opportunity to play more DaS. Today I took my caveman build down through the Great Hollow and Ash Lake, then warped over to Darkroot and warped to the Royal Wood. I hope I get more opportunities to work from home.
Daniel Lewis
based senile boomer
Owen Howard
This fucking 90 year old clueless bitch kept coughing without covering her mouth while I was in a waiting room today. She just kept fucking doing it, and complaining about pollen. I'm probably already infected. I hope you die with me you fucking old skank. I am absolutely seething.
Camden Hughes
Mexibro here
We have 12 cases confirmed and 40 suspicious ones
Anyway, pic related is my current backlog
What should I play?
Adrian Wilson
League of Legends, started a new account for this season, leveling it from lvl 1. Planning on one-tricking Diana
Ryan Rivera
I have a backlog of JRPGs I’m itching to clear out. So close to beating Dragon Quest V!
Ayden Fisher
>literally only will kill you if you are a weak and brittle 80 year old
Nice "pandemic" lmao
Josiah Allen
7 days to die, appropriately
Logan Stewart
Guess Forest didn't run fast enough
Elijah Garcia
Nice, have you played DMC 1-3 before?
Blake Evans
>Tetralogy of Fallot
>Asthma
>One developed lung instead of two
>goverment did nothing to stop cruiseships from entering the island
>Can't find any masks
Hopefully I don't catch this virus. Even if I somehow were to survive it, my dad could still get infected, and I can't lose my dad a year after mom passed on from stage 4 cancer.
Hunter Foster
>preordered physical copy of animal crossing instead of eshop
Do I risk it bros?
Ryder Sullivan
Smash Ultimate. mainan Incineroar and Byleth
Charles Thompson
>man, the WHO dont know shit
Grayson King
What do we do now?
WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW?!
Levi Rivera
It's about time we got a good culling of seniors.
Easton Morales
it's finally time to bust this image out
Asher Martinez
>I hope you die with me you fucking old skank.
She will definitely die, but you won't. This virus is fucking up old people.
Evan Roberts
>tfw I won't have a new batch of fap material from beautiful female olympians this year
IT ISNT FUCKING FAIR BROS
David Moore
embrace it. possibly the best thing to happen to humanity since the Holocaust.
Ayden Carter
Should have pre ordered a biohazard suit
Nicholas Morgan
>63 years old
Is tom gonna make it?
Charles Bailey
i was just in Guanajuato, but the bitch ass tourist spots
Ethan Butler
Wishful thinking, user, for frogs never go outside
Sebastian Smith
Playing Final Fantasy 12 The Zodiac Age for the first time. The combat is so relaxing and easy, I'm really enjoying it as a game that I can use to sit back and chill out. Fun characters and setting, it's set in Ivalice so I got pretty fucking hyped when I saw Montblanc from Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced was in the game, not to mention all the other races of creatures that are familiar like the Bangaa, Viera and Nu Mou.
Josiah Taylor
Hopefully this shit rips through all the officials in DC especially rbg
Josiah Thompson
Resident Evil
Jeremiah Howard
animal crossing next week. i really want the mystery dungeon remake too, but i'll save that for april
beating smt1 soon and then fuck it, i'll try ss1
>not buying digital and playing at midnight
Josiah Thomas
oh shit thats like 95% of the US government
Christian Jones
that's why you watch Olympic qualifiers and Worlds user
Ayden Diaz
Fallout 76. It's good practice for when we all emerge after our 14 day slumber.
Angel Barnes
GAS IS CHEAP
GO FILL YOUR TANKS FAGGOT
Brayden Edwards
anyone have the webm of the wojak going through the 5 stages as the virus gets in his hazmat suit?
Oliver Cruz
>2 cases of Corona confirmed in Michigan
Ii'm doomed.
David Peterson
How does mutts feel about being billed for their mandatory isolation? Or having to pay to get tested?
Carter Nelson
New Supreme Court seat soon I hope.
Juan Howard
Damn. Rita looks like THAT??
Easton Miller
So should I worry about ordering physical games online and just go digital for now?
Brayden Richardson
Viruses are like a box of chocolates. You never know which one you're gonna get.
Bentley Cox
Any recs? Been looking for some good ones lately. Just finished Mothlight and it reminded me how much I used to enjoy playing (J)RPGs.
Julian Sanchez
>chorona won't be wide spread enough in Canada to cancel operations and start preventive checkpoints
Sucking being in the Canadian Military
Michael Long
>tokyo genocided weeb culture for their stupid sportsball marathon
>china spreads mega flu and kills sportsball
fuck nips fuck chinks
Liam Powell
You're not going anywhere faggot, stay inside
Gavin Adams
Based taste. Viera are qts. Plus tall girls are my fetish, so I enjoyed the hell out of it
Luis Taylor
Trump actually addressed that in his address today. If it passes, companies have to pay for quarantine pay and they can't charge for testing anymore.
Also no european travel lmao
Jackson James
Oh, so it's only a boomer disease. I'll live another day then.
Adrian Nguyen
I'm still working.
Austin Cook
Nope
Colton Morris
Trudy would just say it's racist to close the borders like Eurotopia. Hopefully we seal off the Leaf next.
Adam Howard
It just isn't the same, user. Theres electricity in the air during the Olympics. They're going for the gold. It gives all of the women a unique aura that cannot be found at other sporting events. It just isnt the fucking same.
Robert Lewis
All the classes at my college have been cancelled for the entire semester, but I can't get excited...
Any Zooyorkerbros here?
Luke Peterson
>TGT is back
oh shit where
Elijah Jackson
Hope you don't have diabetes or are fat, user
Christian Morales
>went to mt fuji
>didn’t plan on how I’d get the best view
>hop on a tour bus full of chinks
Yeah, I think I fucked up.
My work shoulda allowed us to work from home. Oh well, now everyone dies!!
Lucas Rivera
Imagine if AMLO caught it. I would play either Dragon's Dogma or the DMC trilogy.
Jack Cooper
Eli Campbell
if im infected will my pets be ok?
Henry Gutierrez
she literally looks like a man
Joshua Cook
how does your final exam work? curious what happens if my school does the same
Gabriel Rivera
if you're dead, who is going to feed them dumbass
also no they can get it too
Isaiah Richardson
Odin Sphere Leifthrasir until Nioh 2 comes out.
Carter Ward
user below just coughed
Elijah Long
Quick question. What do I do once I'm infected? serious answers please
Luis Ross
Do you even know what a boomer is you absolute fucking retard
Evan Foster
>Zooyorker
I hope someone has a bunch of drones and livestreams the collapse of that pit for us all to enjoy.
Tyler Lee
Yeah it's nothing haha
Blake Green
>read threads
>suddenly have a lot of saliva building up, kinda hard to breath with it
>keep spitting it out but it comes back
uh bros?
Alexander Bennett
Brayden Johnson
Ryan Garcia
Not him but exams are going to be online, probably open book since it is so easy to cheat anyways
Caleb Evans
>tfw I'm currently living in Canada
>Moved here from Pakistan due to school back in 2016
Where my Canuck bros at? We will be the last bastion on this Earth.
Bentley Bailey
Dogs and cats will be okay. Birds are fucked and insects will reign the planet
Angel Jenkins
They're being quarantined in UofM so if it breaks out those faggot Ann Arbor chinks will get hit first.
Henry Cox
Sebastian Smith
WAGIE WAGIE GET IN THE CAGIE
Cameron Bell
Kek
Blake Taylor
Coomers will inherit the Earth.
Kevin Allen
guys, my roommate hasn't stopped coofing for the past hour. Am I gonna be ok? I need to leave the room for water and food at some point
David Morris
>panicking boomers hoarding toilet paper
Bros, I'm literally down to 2 rolls of toilet paper and I can't find one store with some instock.
FUCK
Xavier Baker
GET AWAY FROM ME
Dominic Bennett
Say it ain't so.
Jaxson Harris
Arkansasbros we'll be fine
Connor Evans
She's a fucking mad woman.
Ryder Hernandez
Andrew Carter
Saved
Xavier Baker
>oil going below $30 a barrel thanks to no one using it
LMAO, gas is already under $2 a gallon here, soon it'll be free!
Nicholas Smith
I work in the cruise line business in Seattle. My life fucking sucks right now and I'm super nervous.
Aaron Smith
use water, like a small pail, it actually cleans better
Logan Evans
I’m not looking at her face if you get my drift!!
Ryan Green
Sekiro trying to kill every boss without taking a single hit and DBD with friends
Chase Hernandez
Stab him with a knife. That's the only way you'll survive.
Anthony Adams
Stay at home, stay hydrated, and take it easy. Unless you are an old Boomer you should be fine.
Matthew Roberts
All these years waiting and it's finally here
Gavin Clark
How is our daughter doing anyways?
Logan Edwards
Don't anyone care about us at all? We are just like you, we're redpilled magapede boomers. We have as much right as you if not more to live.
And you cruel kids laugh because innocent oldfags from 2016 are in danger... shame on you kids! You should be fucking gassed
Chase Morgan
Luckily I happened to buy to packages last month before CNN told all the boomers to buy toilet paper. It takes me like 4-5 months to use one package, so I have already about a year supply. I don't understand hoarding toilet paper, the fuck you going to do with that?
Jonathan Green
I feel your pain, I've had to resort to using fucking paper towels for the past week. Fucking sucks
Jaxon Cruz
lol wagie
Benjamin Bennett
Buy wipes, everybody is skipping them for some reason even though they are cleaner and feel better
Jace Johnson
bros i havent heard from work or any clients since monday...
Lucas James
Help me decide what to play next, Yas Forumsros (haven't played any of these)
strawpoll.me
Brayden Wright
Go get tested?
Where?
How?
Nobody actually knows that unfortunately. Uhh wash your hands. That’s all. Now you’re immune.
Christopher Martin
Thank you but I was asking in behalf of my grandmother. I love her and she goes out all the time with her friends and I don't want her to suffer ;_;
Jaxon Edwards
Liam Flores
old farts like you
John Anderson
re3 and animal crossing, but I'm a neet living with family, so I'll probably get it from them
Logan Gray
Use the shower head.
Jacob King
Good thing I masturbate frequently
Carson Lee
coof on all public doorknobs, ect
Jayden Clark
Pic Related. I'm SCARED BROS.
Liam Flores
Metroid Prime is kino. Play that first.
Nolan Nelson
>Woody will die in your lifetime
Leo Martin
Can someone explain to me why there's a toilet paper craze? Do they suspect that massive diarrhea is a symptom or are they all going on self quarantine?
Connor Carter
Strap some cloth on a stick and use a bucket with soapy water
Dylan Bell
Easton Perry
>americlaps
Holy fuck why would you need to hoard toilet paper of all things. Based taco bellers.
Ian Ortiz
already went through the infection and motherfucking survived, get fucked and finantially rent
Juan Perry
>63
RIP
Easton Jones
kill yourself
Wyatt Robinson
>chance of death for people above 50 is 15%.
>he also has diabetes
>chance of death rises 9% for those with diabetes
He's dead.
Owen Long
yo I just got into asap rocky that goldie track is wild!!1 wish me luck guys ima listen to the whole album
Kayden Young
Playing Granblue Fantasy Versus >Dat RPG mode.
and still fucking around with Birthdays.
Wondering if I should order a game or two before things pop off
Daniel Ross
What the fuck was up with the cenobite you fight at the end?
Gavin Sullivan
>Coom at least thrice a week
Austin Smith
Don't forget to bust out the meth when the time comes, lads.
Asher Anderson
>finantially
Matthew Sanders
>self quarantine
This is why on top of being pieces of shit that want everything for themselves, a sensible thing to do would just get 2 or 3 weeks worth not fucking months, it's just selfishness at that point.
Kevin Rivera
I'm so sorry user
Nathan Turner
Go to your nearest store and buy all the hand sanitizer and toilet paper.
Eli Edwards
he has diabetes too, he's done for unless he revs up the baby blood transfusions
Jayden Reyes
Yeah, like the other guy said, it's all going to be online stuff. Just some homework, video conference during class time for short lectures/updates and like maybe 2 exams.
Dominic Butler
I'm just worried for my dad.
Cooper Gutierrez
>it's just selfishness
Yes, we're talking about baby boomers.
Easton Mitchell
Just cut a tree down and make your own, user.
Elijah Myers
>group of friends buy ticket to japan
>4/6 of them cancel out of fear of virus
>2 still went
What are the chances they catch it? I need to know if I should avoid them when they come back.
Andrew Allen
So thats a no then. Pretty embarrassing.
Carter Wilson
>I can't find one store with some instock.
right there user
Ayden Clark
Owen Gray
Learn how to breath calmly/efficiently and lower your heart rate & blood pressure. The coronavirus kills you through suffocation. It fills your lungs with liquid/mucus so it's like you're drowning in water.
Wyatt Miller
You'd want something that could help her cough up mucus just in case. Stock up on Mucinex or some variation.
Nolan Robinson
I know it's Yas Forums, "hahaha death to everyone", but don't you guys have grandparents/parents? do you feel good about trolling about your own family death?
I'm Italian, very healthy and athletic 33yo and not really scared about me and my brothers getting infected, but I still have all 4 of my grandparents alive ,all between 88 and 90yo and my father is 64, I know they are old but I'm terrified about loosing them all in the next few months or even weeks
You're stupid if you are panicking over this or thinking it's civilization end game, you're a fucking retard if you're unironically laughing about millions of deaths, including your own family and thinking this is a joke, what a bunch of morons...
Dominic Young
the coronavirus scare is so fucking stupid. it's not too much deadlier than the flu but everyone's acting like its the second bubonic plague and shutting everything down. insane
Josiah Moore
Cocaine and bleach help increase immunity to the illness
Parker Phillips
Me too dadbro.
>already has breathing issues
>recently traveled to thailand and japan
Christopher Anderson
>He doesn't own a diesel generator
lmaoing at ur life
Jordan Torres
A $40 bidet could have solved this problem.
Dylan Mitchell
go to the bloody hospital so they can quarantine you and help you
Jose Scott
Reminder that this deadliest virus killed just about 5k in 3 months.
Camden Rivera
Good times
James Murphy
People are fucking retarded.
Elijah Young
THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS ABOUT TO FLIP OVER IT'S HEAD AND YOU'RE ALIVE RIGHT NOW TO SEE HUMANITY CHANGE FOREVER
GIVE YOUR WAR FACE
Juan Williams
Just fucking shower, what is wrong with americans?
Jayden Thompson
No more heroes.
John Reed
I heard Australia was out of TP.
Grayson Nguyen
Yes user I am sure you know better than the multiple governments going on full shutdown mode.
Cooper Parker
yeah, but not for 60-69, and I'm sure by diabetes they mean >200 and not 120 diabetes...
Luke Reed
Be scared, be worried, beg for the government to fix this, accept every single thing. 3% mortality for the elderly? Might as well be 100% for everyone. Humanity is doomed if we don't accept drastic measures. Be scared, have fear.
Like how easily fear made you accept the patriot act, the NSA spying, the disarmament. It's why your police is a paramilitary unit now. All good things for the sake of freedom and safety.
It's for your own good. Here's a good one. From now all citizens must take a new mandatory vaccine every month. You don't need to know what it does, just that it's good for you. Refuse and you'll be jailed. But don't worry, your community will MAKE you take it. Don't want to be an egotist now, would you?
Carson Cruz
NMH if you want linear games with Suda dialogue/plot. Prime if you wanna explore around.
James Campbell
>meanwhile in produce
Tyler Scott
Nier Automata. It's somewhat fitting for all this.
Brody Rogers
It's happening in Canada too. Boomers are selfish paranoid nuts everywhere.
I just googled the pic. I was at walmart and other grocery stores here and the shelves were completely empty. Never took a pic though
Hunter Reyes
Mason Sanders
>stay calm bro you're just gonna be tortured for a few weeks
Ryan Ross
Masturbate.
Juan Bailey
You shower every time you take a shit?
Easton Turner
>8 cases in my state
Just shut my work down already. Fuck
Benjamin Sullivan
fag
Luis Bennett
I'm only on like level 2 or 3. Just got past the photo room.
Adam Hill
Christian Bailey
>go to the bloody hospital
No you stupid faggot, call them and explain the situation, don't fucking go outside like a retard, if they think you may be infected then they will send people to get you.
Bentley Lopez
It's just a flu, bro.
David Rodriguez
My Wally World instituted a one package per family limit and it's been easy to get toilet paper since two days ago now.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Oliver Ramirez
Yes. Don't you?
Angel Bennett
Are you enjoying the new motive Yas Forums?
Cameron Harris
Japanbro here. Currently posting from the cafeteria at my Japanese company workplace. Building is probably 90% Jap, 5% chink, 3% korean, 2% other
Wyatt Torres
I wash my ass every time after I shit. I just use toilet paper first before doing so. Also, I can't be bothered to shower after every shit.
Jack Hill
>not too much deadlier
0.1% vs 3% is about 30 times dude
Grayson Stewart
What do you want us to do, suck the virus out of their lungs? We're not that amazing
Cooper Ross
My dad is 61 and has beetus. He travels around my state as a truck driver.
Adam Gonzalez
found the flakeskin
Levi Williams
The fatality rate is like 20 times that of the seasonal flu
Joseph Wilson
>the world literally becomes the Valley of Defilement from Demon's Souls
>all of us infected and the aborted babies of liberals are taken care of by a qt waifu like Maiden Astraea and her whiteknight twitch mod Garl Vinland
it's gonna be kino bros...
youtube.com
Josiah Mitchell
let's see for how long you're going to be alive if your house is the only one with energy in the neighborhood and people know about it because of your faggot RGB leds
Jaxson Hall
Lucas Green
>decide to stop NEETing it up and finally go to college later this year
>this shit happens
Evan Martin
Rounding down to 0% is pretty disingenuous. Death rate for 0-29 is like 0.2%
Jace Gonzalez
play Pathologic
Adrian Gray
>WHO says video game addiction is an illness
>WHO removes transsexualism from illnesses
>Yas Forums: WHO DON'T KNOW SHIT THEY'RE RUN BY JEWS YOU KNOW
>WHO makes a statement on corona
>this post
So easily manipulated, so short a memory. The perfect, loyal and obedient slave.
Camden Ward
Robert Peterson
it's about 30x deadlier than the flu
that's like a lifetime of flus
Caleb Green
I'm in the middle and I hate it.
On one hand, I know it isn't deadly to younger people so I make jokes now and then but on the other hand I am absolutely terrified of losing a parent/grandparent (which I have somehow avoided up until this point) to the sickness.
I really hope this is solved soon.
Jonathan Barnes
William Brooks
Ah yes I too like globs of fucking shit running down my legs when I take a shower.
Gabriel Stewart
>implying its just americans
everywheres doing it because people are retarded
Josiah Powell
>tfw an actual unironic happening is happening now
Feels fucking weird man
Austin Hall
I haven't masturbated in 6 years, am I going to die horribly?
Ayden Miller
Dominic Miller
>mfw I had to order toilet paper online because no fucking stores have any
>a fucking week for delivery
Jack Morales
>mfw I have 8 12 roll packs of toilet paper in my pantry