What are you playing while shit hits the fan? I just got to Sen's Fortress in Dark Souls

What are you playing while shit hits the fan? I just got to Sen's Fortress in Dark Souls.

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I'll be playing mount and blade. Hopefully my workplace closes down so I can neet it out with a severance package.

animal crossing

Coronavirus is leftist propaganda to make Trump look bad.

>a lotta people are gonna die
>all this crazy shit happening
>SMBZ is back
>TGT is back
>Space Jam 2 happening
>PRIME TIME is now
>A ton of other shit
Why didn't you listen? The dimensional merge is upon us.

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I hope coronavirus wipes out all you fucking frogs.

RF4S and Animal Crossing next week.

>first case of Corona just reported in my city
>Person frequented a busy mall before they found out

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That was before trump caught it at that convention.

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I've just been listening to lo-fi and drinking lots of tea. Who would have thought that the apocalypse would be max /comfy/

Anybody else feelin me?

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close waterloo university

if shit really hit the fan there will be internet and power shortages, you're going to be playing with toys

Nothing, I'm reading The Night Land and The Penguin Book of Italian Short Stories.

I had to work from home today so I took the opportunity to play more DaS. Today I took my caveman build down through the Great Hollow and Ash Lake, then warped over to Darkroot and warped to the Royal Wood. I hope I get more opportunities to work from home.

based senile boomer

This fucking 90 year old clueless bitch kept coughing without covering her mouth while I was in a waiting room today. She just kept fucking doing it, and complaining about pollen. I'm probably already infected. I hope you die with me you fucking old skank. I am absolutely seething.

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Mexibro here

We have 12 cases confirmed and 40 suspicious ones

Anyway, pic related is my current backlog

What should I play?

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League of Legends, started a new account for this season, leveling it from lvl 1. Planning on one-tricking Diana

I have a backlog of JRPGs I’m itching to clear out. So close to beating Dragon Quest V!

>literally only will kill you if you are a weak and brittle 80 year old
Nice "pandemic" lmao

7 days to die, appropriately

Guess Forest didn't run fast enough

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Nice, have you played DMC 1-3 before?

>Tetralogy of Fallot
>Asthma
>One developed lung instead of two
>goverment did nothing to stop cruiseships from entering the island
>Can't find any masks

Hopefully I don't catch this virus. Even if I somehow were to survive it, my dad could still get infected, and I can't lose my dad a year after mom passed on from stage 4 cancer.

>preordered physical copy of animal crossing instead of eshop

Do I risk it bros?

Smash Ultimate. mainan Incineroar and Byleth

>man, the WHO dont know shit

What do we do now?
WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW?!

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It's about time we got a good culling of seniors.

it's finally time to bust this image out

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>I hope you die with me you fucking old skank.
She will definitely die, but you won't. This virus is fucking up old people.

>tfw I won't have a new batch of fap material from beautiful female olympians this year
IT ISNT FUCKING FAIR BROS

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embrace it. possibly the best thing to happen to humanity since the Holocaust.

Should have pre ordered a biohazard suit

>63 years old

Is tom gonna make it?

i was just in Guanajuato, but the bitch ass tourist spots

Wishful thinking, user, for frogs never go outside

Playing Final Fantasy 12 The Zodiac Age for the first time. The combat is so relaxing and easy, I'm really enjoying it as a game that I can use to sit back and chill out. Fun characters and setting, it's set in Ivalice so I got pretty fucking hyped when I saw Montblanc from Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced was in the game, not to mention all the other races of creatures that are familiar like the Bangaa, Viera and Nu Mou.

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Hopefully this shit rips through all the officials in DC especially rbg

Resident Evil

animal crossing next week. i really want the mystery dungeon remake too, but i'll save that for april
beating smt1 soon and then fuck it, i'll try ss1
>not buying digital and playing at midnight

oh shit thats like 95% of the US government

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that's why you watch Olympic qualifiers and Worlds user

Fallout 76. It's good practice for when we all emerge after our 14 day slumber.

GAS IS CHEAP

GO FILL YOUR TANKS FAGGOT

anyone have the webm of the wojak going through the 5 stages as the virus gets in his hazmat suit?

>2 cases of Corona confirmed in Michigan

Ii'm doomed.

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How does mutts feel about being billed for their mandatory isolation? Or having to pay to get tested?

New Supreme Court seat soon I hope.

Damn. Rita looks like THAT??

So should I worry about ordering physical games online and just go digital for now?

Viruses are like a box of chocolates. You never know which one you're gonna get.

Any recs? Been looking for some good ones lately. Just finished Mothlight and it reminded me how much I used to enjoy playing (J)RPGs.

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>chorona won't be wide spread enough in Canada to cancel operations and start preventive checkpoints
Sucking being in the Canadian Military

>tokyo genocided weeb culture for their stupid sportsball marathon
>china spreads mega flu and kills sportsball

fuck nips fuck chinks

You're not going anywhere faggot, stay inside

Based taste. Viera are qts. Plus tall girls are my fetish, so I enjoyed the hell out of it

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Trump actually addressed that in his address today. If it passes, companies have to pay for quarantine pay and they can't charge for testing anymore.
Also no european travel lmao

Oh, so it's only a boomer disease. I'll live another day then.

I'm still working.

Nope

Trudy would just say it's racist to close the borders like Eurotopia. Hopefully we seal off the Leaf next.

It just isn't the same, user. Theres electricity in the air during the Olympics. They're going for the gold. It gives all of the women a unique aura that cannot be found at other sporting events. It just isnt the fucking same.

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All the classes at my college have been cancelled for the entire semester, but I can't get excited...
Any Zooyorkerbros here?

>TGT is back
oh shit where

Hope you don't have diabetes or are fat, user

>went to mt fuji
>didn’t plan on how I’d get the best view
>hop on a tour bus full of chinks

Yeah, I think I fucked up.
My work shoulda allowed us to work from home. Oh well, now everyone dies!!

Imagine if AMLO caught it. I would play either Dragon's Dogma or the DMC trilogy.

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if im infected will my pets be ok?

she literally looks like a man

how does your final exam work? curious what happens if my school does the same

if you're dead, who is going to feed them dumbass
also no they can get it too

Odin Sphere Leifthrasir until Nioh 2 comes out.

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user below just coughed

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Quick question. What do I do once I'm infected? serious answers please

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Do you even know what a boomer is you absolute fucking retard

>Zooyorker
I hope someone has a bunch of drones and livestreams the collapse of that pit for us all to enjoy.

Yeah it's nothing haha

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>read threads
>suddenly have a lot of saliva building up, kinda hard to breath with it
>keep spitting it out but it comes back

uh bros?

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Not him but exams are going to be online, probably open book since it is so easy to cheat anyways

>tfw I'm currently living in Canada
>Moved here from Pakistan due to school back in 2016

Where my Canuck bros at? We will be the last bastion on this Earth.

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Dogs and cats will be okay. Birds are fucked and insects will reign the planet

They're being quarantined in UofM so if it breaks out those faggot Ann Arbor chinks will get hit first.

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WAGIE WAGIE GET IN THE CAGIE

Kek

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Coomers will inherit the Earth.

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guys, my roommate hasn't stopped coofing for the past hour. Am I gonna be ok? I need to leave the room for water and food at some point

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>panicking boomers hoarding toilet paper

Bros, I'm literally down to 2 rolls of toilet paper and I can't find one store with some instock.

FUCK

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GET AWAY FROM ME

Say it ain't so.

Arkansasbros we'll be fine

She's a fucking mad woman.

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Saved

>oil going below $30 a barrel thanks to no one using it
LMAO, gas is already under $2 a gallon here, soon it'll be free!

I work in the cruise line business in Seattle. My life fucking sucks right now and I'm super nervous.

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use water, like a small pail, it actually cleans better

I’m not looking at her face if you get my drift!!

Sekiro trying to kill every boss without taking a single hit and DBD with friends

Stab him with a knife. That's the only way you'll survive.

Stay at home, stay hydrated, and take it easy. Unless you are an old Boomer you should be fine.

All these years waiting and it's finally here

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How is our daughter doing anyways?

Don't anyone care about us at all? We are just like you, we're redpilled magapede boomers. We have as much right as you if not more to live.
And you cruel kids laugh because innocent oldfags from 2016 are in danger... shame on you kids! You should be fucking gassed

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Luckily I happened to buy to packages last month before CNN told all the boomers to buy toilet paper. It takes me like 4-5 months to use one package, so I have already about a year supply. I don't understand hoarding toilet paper, the fuck you going to do with that?

I feel your pain, I've had to resort to using fucking paper towels for the past week. Fucking sucks

lol wagie

Buy wipes, everybody is skipping them for some reason even though they are cleaner and feel better

bros i havent heard from work or any clients since monday...

Help me decide what to play next, Yas Forumsros (haven't played any of these)
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Go get tested?
Where?
How?
Nobody actually knows that unfortunately. Uhh wash your hands. That’s all. Now you’re immune.

Thank you but I was asking in behalf of my grandmother. I love her and she goes out all the time with her friends and I don't want her to suffer ;_;

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old farts like you

re3 and animal crossing, but I'm a neet living with family, so I'll probably get it from them

Use the shower head.

Good thing I masturbate frequently

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coof on all public doorknobs, ect

Pic Related. I'm SCARED BROS.

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Metroid Prime is kino. Play that first.

>Woody will die in your lifetime

Can someone explain to me why there's a toilet paper craze? Do they suspect that massive diarrhea is a symptom or are they all going on self quarantine?

Strap some cloth on a stick and use a bucket with soapy water

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>americlaps

Holy fuck why would you need to hoard toilet paper of all things. Based taco bellers.

already went through the infection and motherfucking survived, get fucked and finantially rent

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>63
RIP

kill yourself

>chance of death for people above 50 is 15%.
>he also has diabetes
>chance of death rises 9% for those with diabetes
He's dead.

yo I just got into asap rocky that goldie track is wild!!1 wish me luck guys ima listen to the whole album

Playing Granblue Fantasy Versus >Dat RPG mode.
and still fucking around with Birthdays.
Wondering if I should order a game or two before things pop off

What the fuck was up with the cenobite you fight at the end?

>Coom at least thrice a week

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Don't forget to bust out the meth when the time comes, lads.

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>finantially

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>self quarantine
This is why on top of being pieces of shit that want everything for themselves, a sensible thing to do would just get 2 or 3 weeks worth not fucking months, it's just selfishness at that point.

I'm so sorry user

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Go to your nearest store and buy all the hand sanitizer and toilet paper.

he has diabetes too, he's done for unless he revs up the baby blood transfusions

Yeah, like the other guy said, it's all going to be online stuff. Just some homework, video conference during class time for short lectures/updates and like maybe 2 exams.

I'm just worried for my dad.

>it's just selfishness
Yes, we're talking about baby boomers.

Just cut a tree down and make your own, user.

>group of friends buy ticket to japan
>4/6 of them cancel out of fear of virus
>2 still went

What are the chances they catch it? I need to know if I should avoid them when they come back.

So thats a no then. Pretty embarrassing.

>I can't find one store with some instock.
right there user

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Learn how to breath calmly/efficiently and lower your heart rate & blood pressure. The coronavirus kills you through suffocation. It fills your lungs with liquid/mucus so it's like you're drowning in water.

You'd want something that could help her cough up mucus just in case. Stock up on Mucinex or some variation.

I know it's Yas Forums, "hahaha death to everyone", but don't you guys have grandparents/parents? do you feel good about trolling about your own family death?
I'm Italian, very healthy and athletic 33yo and not really scared about me and my brothers getting infected, but I still have all 4 of my grandparents alive ,all between 88 and 90yo and my father is 64, I know they are old but I'm terrified about loosing them all in the next few months or even weeks

You're stupid if you are panicking over this or thinking it's civilization end game, you're a fucking retard if you're unironically laughing about millions of deaths, including your own family and thinking this is a joke, what a bunch of morons...

the coronavirus scare is so fucking stupid. it's not too much deadlier than the flu but everyone's acting like its the second bubonic plague and shutting everything down. insane

Cocaine and bleach help increase immunity to the illness

Me too dadbro.

>already has breathing issues
>recently traveled to thailand and japan

>He doesn't own a diesel generator
lmaoing at ur life

A $40 bidet could have solved this problem.

go to the bloody hospital so they can quarantine you and help you

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Reminder that this deadliest virus killed just about 5k in 3 months.

Good times

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People are fucking retarded.

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THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS ABOUT TO FLIP OVER IT'S HEAD AND YOU'RE ALIVE RIGHT NOW TO SEE HUMANITY CHANGE FOREVER

GIVE YOUR WAR FACE

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Just fucking shower, what is wrong with americans?

No more heroes.

I heard Australia was out of TP.

Yes user I am sure you know better than the multiple governments going on full shutdown mode.

yeah, but not for 60-69, and I'm sure by diabetes they mean >200 and not 120 diabetes...

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Be scared, be worried, beg for the government to fix this, accept every single thing. 3% mortality for the elderly? Might as well be 100% for everyone. Humanity is doomed if we don't accept drastic measures. Be scared, have fear.
Like how easily fear made you accept the patriot act, the NSA spying, the disarmament. It's why your police is a paramilitary unit now. All good things for the sake of freedom and safety.
It's for your own good. Here's a good one. From now all citizens must take a new mandatory vaccine every month. You don't need to know what it does, just that it's good for you. Refuse and you'll be jailed. But don't worry, your community will MAKE you take it. Don't want to be an egotist now, would you?

NMH if you want linear games with Suda dialogue/plot. Prime if you wanna explore around.

>meanwhile in produce

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Nier Automata. It's somewhat fitting for all this.

It's happening in Canada too. Boomers are selfish paranoid nuts everywhere.

I just googled the pic. I was at walmart and other grocery stores here and the shelves were completely empty. Never took a pic though

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>stay calm bro you're just gonna be tortured for a few weeks

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Masturbate.

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You shower every time you take a shit?

>8 cases in my state

Just shut my work down already. Fuck

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fag

I'm only on like level 2 or 3. Just got past the photo room.

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>go to the bloody hospital
No you stupid faggot, call them and explain the situation, don't fucking go outside like a retard, if they think you may be infected then they will send people to get you.

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It's just a flu, bro.

My Wally World instituted a one package per family limit and it's been easy to get toilet paper since two days ago now.

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Yes. Don't you?

Are you enjoying the new motive Yas Forums?

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Japanbro here. Currently posting from the cafeteria at my Japanese company workplace. Building is probably 90% Jap, 5% chink, 3% korean, 2% other

I wash my ass every time after I shit. I just use toilet paper first before doing so. Also, I can't be bothered to shower after every shit.

>not too much deadlier
0.1% vs 3% is about 30 times dude

What do you want us to do, suck the virus out of their lungs? We're not that amazing

My dad is 61 and has beetus. He travels around my state as a truck driver.

found the flakeskin

The fatality rate is like 20 times that of the seasonal flu

>the world literally becomes the Valley of Defilement from Demon's Souls
>all of us infected and the aborted babies of liberals are taken care of by a qt waifu like Maiden Astraea and her whiteknight twitch mod Garl Vinland
it's gonna be kino bros...
youtube.com/watch?v=9piElENpvmM

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let's see for how long you're going to be alive if your house is the only one with energy in the neighborhood and people know about it because of your faggot RGB leds

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>decide to stop NEETing it up and finally go to college later this year
>this shit happens

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Rounding down to 0% is pretty disingenuous. Death rate for 0-29 is like 0.2%

play Pathologic

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>WHO says video game addiction is an illness
>WHO removes transsexualism from illnesses
>Yas Forums: WHO DON'T KNOW SHIT THEY'RE RUN BY JEWS YOU KNOW
>WHO makes a statement on corona
>this post
So easily manipulated, so short a memory. The perfect, loyal and obedient slave.

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it's about 30x deadlier than the flu
that's like a lifetime of flus

I'm in the middle and I hate it.
On one hand, I know it isn't deadly to younger people so I make jokes now and then but on the other hand I am absolutely terrified of losing a parent/grandparent (which I have somehow avoided up until this point) to the sickness.
I really hope this is solved soon.

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Ah yes I too like globs of fucking shit running down my legs when I take a shower.

>implying its just americans
everywheres doing it because people are retarded

>tfw an actual unironic happening is happening now
Feels fucking weird man

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I haven't masturbated in 6 years, am I going to die horribly?

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>mfw I had to order toilet paper online because no fucking stores have any
>a fucking week for delivery

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>mfw I have 8 12 roll packs of toilet paper in my pantry

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