Beat one enemy

>turning your back to your opponent
why

>fat white kids shows black friend new dance moves
>black guy show s white kid how he likes to throw a punch like a total faggot

>when u main a low tier character

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>you can beat enemies just from dodging

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i would suck at fighting so much. i hope i never have to fight anybody and get humiliated. i can tell i suck at fighting because i have fantasies of getting into fights sometimes and pulling some bullshit pseudo-judo move or something boxing thing to knock someone out.

Why dont u go to a gym and learn how to fight so u can make those dreams real

>melee attack has aoe

>ds2 hitboxes

im like 5'6" and never leave the house

>the clones at the end
every fucking time

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Just don't fight a black person, if they lose they'll shoot you or gang up on you

god i just want to lay down on top of you so bad

sorry

Don't get into fights. Only smooth brains think fighting will solve your problems. Nobody feels good after a fight, even if you win.

That's the most embarassing "kicks" I have ever seen. I have seen femoids throw better kicks (some)

>there are webms like these that just may never receive an explanation about just what the fuck is going on in them

>You learn how to fight in a gym
Based retardo

Just fight dirty like any sane person would

Someone post CM Punk cuck wind kick

Just don't fight.

I meant like MMA gyms those are things yknow

I thought that was whites even when they lose

>attacks have shockwaves

Once you know how to fight and carry yourself properly people who dont know how to fight wont step up to you, and those who do even if you win you both will take hits and you'll feel like shit for a few days at no gain. is a good reference

Learn to throw people.
As soon as you toss someone if they aren't retarded or hammered they usually get the picture.
No don't throw them into a pole or fucking power bomb them.
Just kind show them you can and will give them appropriate air time.
It works for me

Looks like the downy thought his Ballerina twirls were Kung-Fu moves, ended up using them on a Gorilla and got his shit fisted in.
Now, if only we had a clue what the twins could be up to at the end of this webm

Go to a judo place for one month and a boxing place for month and congrats, you can now beat the majority of the untrained human population if they don't have a significant height and weight advantage on you.

Look how hard the smaller guy is trying, he have been practice everyday after school, spend the whole weekend working with his master, and just barely beating a fat boy with almost no training.

Honestly, you've never been in a fight because it actually feels really good. I agree that its typically dumb to fight though.

I have. It just makes you worked up and frustrated. Nothing feels good about it unless you got some sort of ego complex.

how do their assholes or penors not ever slip out?

Nah you're full of shit. It gives you a great adrenaline rush like high. Stop larping fightlet

You would be dead without white people.

based on what

Degenerate as fuck. Did Jews take over Japan or something?

I just noticed them after you pointed that out
I havent laughed at a thread this hard in so long

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this, it's so uncanny I noticed the first time, jesus christ

Look at this fucking cuck right here. If whites were gone us azns would have risen out of the rice fields long ago

They're probably Jrotc fags practicing their marching but yes shit always gets me too goddamn it's like it was perfectly timed or something.

Whatever you say dude.

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Do you realize how easy it is for someone to die get very seriously injured in a fight? Retards in fights will literally pull some attempted murder shit by stomping on peoples heads

Japan have always been more of a pedo country, it was only until 2014 that they outlawed possession of Child pornography

The fact that you blame your lack of achievements on whites is proof in and of itself that you'd be far worse off without whites.

I don't think so
European colonists were really good at one thing and that was getting locals out of the farms and into factories
Leaving the fields rarely happened before europeans needed factory workers.
Then you have the whole "Europeans have a boner for machinery while everyone else thought muscles were best"

Still having shower thoughts about your middle school brawls I see lol

A good clean fight does feel good, the bruises and black eyes are kind of fun. But after getting jumped a couple times it gets fucking old, it ain’t like the school days where you could sneak out to the agriculture building, kick each other around, and split up before the cops came. People run with crews and slam beer bottles over your head, I got smashed by a object minding my own business by the enemy of a friend just the other day.

Shit just isn’t worth it once your an adult, learn how to defend yourself and stay in good shape. There is no worth to fighting

you wanna have sex with him?

>Try to mob skip
>still pull aggro

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who was that unsung hero?

the off tank

he's actually autistic the nig is an asshole