Postal 2

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It's literally one of the best and the most soulful games ever made regardless of your opinion on it

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>What's the appeal of this shitty game?

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i heard from some fat fuck youtuber it's cool

Postal 1 is one of the shittiest games i ever played.

I like how grungy and gritty it is
>smoke some crack after kicking your dog
>walk into a convenience store
>hindu music crackles out of the store's shitty 2000's speaker
>Fluorescent Light Humming quietly
>there are dry ass stains all over the floor
>walk to the candy machines and start pissing all over them
It's got such a deliciously trashy 00's aesthetic. I love it.

it's the type of edge that's only found in the 2000's and that can never be replicated again

It's a game filled with pure SOUL

It's a video game and it knows that it is one. There is no deeper meaning, almost everything is satirical and it gives you tools to play around with it. It's meant to be fun and it is.

The appeal is that it's very goofy. Whenever you see one of those "good bad games" threads, this is the prime example. It's great for being so mechanically shitty.

There is no other game that will let me smoke crack, then take my shovel and break in my neighbors house, steal some gasoline, piss in his mouth until he throws up and then decapitate him only to see his vomit still coming from where his head used to be then burning down his house while casually playing football with his head. Then after all that getting locked up in jail and escape with a box of matches. Postal 2 can't be done again and it probably never will.

Its one of the few chaos simulators that remember that chaos works best when its edgy as fuck
>Saints Row 3/4 is crazy because you can slap people with EPIC DILDO XDD
>Postal 2 is crazy because you can douse a dance club in gasoline, set the entire place ablaze, and block the door while all of the patrons run around screeching as they burn to death, then when the fire is out and they're nothing but barely alive whimpering husks of jerky, you can drop your trousers and piss all over them

There is also a sewer pipe behind your trailer that leads you to a bunch of crazy muslim extremists. There is just so much weird dumb shit in the game that will make you like the game at some point.

The best way to explain Postal 2's appeal

GTA
>Prison is a black loading screen that simply removes a percentage of your money

Postal 2
>Prison is a physical place that you are trapped inside of and you need to manually escape yourself through experimental gameplay

>mechanically shitty
it's not thought the gun play is addictive and fun although only slightly janky but I wouldn't call it bad at all

Isn't that gigantic sewer/iraq level completely optional as well?

I've never been to prison in it I should actually get arrested sometime instead of resisting

It's just an edgy joke you show to your friends. As far as games go, it's decent.

Check the top floor for something special

The combat is actually pretty good, and though AW was kinda shit, that publisher boss was fun times.

And also you can play with dogs using severed heads, it's great

It's those little details that make the game one of the best experiences out there, Civvie 11 is the only western youtuber that showcased the game perfectly while other more popular retards tried to act like they themselves were funnier than the game and only showed shit like pissing and killing people, but there's more than that

Also, only play Hestonworld and up. The easier modes hamper the fun and challenge the game can offer.

If you aim to complete a 'Jesus' run with no kills, be sure to only play a game of Monday-Friday. Killing is mandatory in the AW expansion and it bars you from the rating.

nice contrarian bait post zoomer faggot

>go to work
>get laid off in a downsizing effort because the company is in the red and the CEO is embezzling
>try to cash my final check and some asshole cuts in line
>lunatics try to rob the bank the moment i get some money
>try to buy some milk and a bunch of jihads decide to explode at a convenience store

I'm just trying to live a simply life and you're a bunch of murderous psychopaths. couldn't even visit my uncle for his birthday without an FBI raid happening.

Sign my petition Yas Forums

This

what are you petitioning for?

Giving the janny a double pay raise

I'm sorry~

It hasn't really aged well. This was back when soccer moms and politicians were trying to ban violent video games and everyone was shitting themselves over terrorism.

It's aged like a fine wine what are you talking about?

The things it lampoons aren't really relevant anymore. Incidentally America in the current age is a far stranger place than the world Postal 2 was set in.

I would love a postal 2 made about the current day political shit storm we see today I'd like to see them shoot up trannies, nazis and everyone in between it's ripe for it and just BEGGING to be made.

a new postal not postal 2 lol

The devs like they like trannies
youtube.com/watch?v=NAzJQE4Z7Es
and they banned people from their discock server for saying add pride parades. dont expect much.

that's disappointing postal should have been like south park and punch in all directions not giving a shit about back lash

knowing discord I doubt it was just a polite/constructive "pride parades would be nice". Chances are it was some screeching autist demanding for them to btfo the faggots.
You don't have to listen to every discorder because a huge portion of them are insufferable retards

BASED AND POSTALPILLED

i would've agreed with you if you didn't mention great games, with the exception of hatred

dilate

>Boring maps
Wrong.

It wouldn't even be hard you could replace the parents against games with trans kids activists which most people wouldn't mind killing and you could even play on the incel nazi meme by making the jihadis incel mass shooters etc, it could have been phenomenal. Also include sick chinese people with corona virus I dunno you can go real topical with it just like the 2nd game was.

Sign the petition or I’ll follow you home and kill your dog!

well, they did remove the school shooting from postal in the redux

if RWS even thinks you're being obnoxious, maybe it's time to stop

the original postal was pre columbine

fanboy fag

I actually agree with you here. They could be fun if done well but cringy if done poorly. Just saying that not including pride parades is not a big loss and is not really an indicator of devs being cucks
Especially if the guy who suggested it was this user I'm, admittedly, not following the development so i could be entirely wrong for all i know

It's the best game ever made.