The character from the last game you played is dropped into the town of Twin Peaks and has to solve the mysteries therein. How fucked are they?
The character from the last game you played is dropped into the town of Twin Peaks and has to solve the mysteries...
Michael Gonzalez
Easton Sanders
Lol Sora.
He’d figure out every secret there is to find out of pure dumb luck, and then all of the ethos and mysticism of the town would combine into a tangible god like being (Bob I guess) and Sora would beat the shit out of him.
Ayden Edwards
Bayonetta.
I can't tell if she'd do well or not. Dealing with the supernatural for as long as she has helps out though.
Mason Anderson
Sora could probably deal with most everything in season 1 and early season 2 I think. If he tries to follow Windom into the Lodge though, I'm pretty sure he's fucked. Killing Leland shouldn't be a problem however.
He can't fix any of the major issues in the Return.
Austin Murphy
He'd eventually kick the asses of half the town. Maybe win a Pocket Racer championship while doing so.
Jason Gonzalez
She'll probably be weirded out by jsut how weird everyone in the town is.
Isaac Nelson
>Link
Oh boy. I fear for my precious child.
Logan Walker
Don't think venom would do well in a town where you have to talk to people to get anywhere. And I'm sure bob would easily trick him into getting stuck in the lodge and letting the evil venom take over.
Henry Morris
>He'd eventually kick the asses of half the town.
But why
Jose Perez
>Don't think venom would do well in a town where you have to talk to people to get anywhere.
I'm sure he'll be fine.
Jace Ramirez
>Maybe I killed Leo and took his phone. Ever think of that, prick?
Gabriel Carter
the scout dwarf from deep rock galactic?
I mean I doubt he solves the fuckin' mystery
Tyler Phillips
He could strike the earth, I guess.
Brandon Green
Bump.
Parker Reyes
Kek.
Landon Bell
Could any character in vidya even hope to inconvenience Judy?
Jeremiah Howard
The killer can breathe a sigh of relief.
Ryder Taylor
the last game i played was not detroit become human but that gay nerd you play is basically cooper
also ALSO twink pins is shit
also also ALSO nope i forgot
Charles Ramirez
Jesse Faden from Control. this is basically already her job
Samuel Taylor
Vanilla from Steambot Chronicles. Eh, I don't play him like a retard, so they should be fine.
Joshua Long
Flawless victory for BOB.
Kayden Scott
>Iceborne
>Safi Blast Lance build
Turns out there was an Elder Dragon under the town and he only finds out when the Handler eats at the Diner and stumbles into it somehow.
Andrew Clark
>Phoenix Wright
We're gonna stumble and bluff our way to solving the case. George and Kaysen are gonna accidentally admit it somehow
Dominic Sanchez
>haruspex
Burakh would whip that shit neat and tidy so fast that cooper looks like dougie jones in comparison
Chase Flores
I wonder what the Board would have to say about the Black Lodge.
Luke Moore
>Burakh
>doing anything right
Hahahahahahaha
Angel Morales
Self defense.
Owen King
Morella from Minion Masters. She's a Lich queen, so I guess that means she'll get some new zombie servants. So the people of Twin Peaks are gonna be fucked, not her. But I'd like to fuck her.
Leo Gray
Honestly, wouldn't be the weirdest thing in that town.
Aiden Lee
>Ironclad
Depends on how he drafts, I guess.
Easton Morales
Given what happened at the end of the Return, getting turned into undead is probably a way better fate. For everyone, really.
Carson Davis
Fair enough.
Jonathan Gutierrez
At the very least, Phoenix has SOME experience in supernatural bullshit, so he shouldn't be taken entirely off-guard.
Dylan Long
...
David Miller
Suppose so.
Evan Long
>Steamboat Chronicles
There's a name I had forgotten about.
William Hughes
I haven't finished Killer7 yet but I'm gonna assume the Smiths can interact with Lodge spirits the same way they can with ghosts in their game.
If any of the town's residents inconvenience them they will just shoot them.
Mascara does some sick wrestling moves and gains a following in Twin Peaks.
Eventually they will find out Leland is possessed and shoot him, then shoot Bob in the face. End of the story.
Maybe the will go into the Black Lodge and shoot The Arm too. Final boss is their doppelganger, whom they have a shootout with.
Liam Howard
It took literally getting fisted by One Punch Lad wielding a green glove granted by literal God in order to destroy BOB. Bullets probably aren't going to work.
And the biggest problems stem directly from , so actually fixing the setting may very well be beyond them.
Gabriel Myers
Leatherface from DbD. Thiccboi Bubba is on the case no worries Zach.
Eli Cooper
This sounds like a bad idea.
Nathan Ward
>talking about Judy
Logan King
Caleb from Blood. Never watched Twin Peaks so I don't know jack.
Sebastian Ross
He could do pretty well, from what I know.
Jaxon Gomez
There are a pair of deity-like entities in Killer7 that you could probably equate to Lodge beings.
Colton Green
The 28-year-old SEARCHER
>Dumber, less charismatic Cooper
>Doesn't know shit about spirituality
>Solves every single trivial problem of every character even if it has nothing to do with the murder
>"Ugh.. CATHERINE there... There's a MYSTERY IN HERE"
>*finds out Audrey's birthday*
>"OOOOOH IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLVING IT"
>After months of doing unimportant side quests he doesn't even know there's anything super natural involved
>"Hhmm... The coffee is starting to taste bad"
>Everyone in town is tired of him not doing shit to solve the murder, including Bob, who murdered another 6 teenagers while he was helping Andy find his Hot Wheels collection
>13 seasons later he manages to get in the Black Lodge by jacking Catherine into a tree and solving a simple math equation
>Gets immediately mind raped
>His soul is obliterated
Easton Rogers
>Zdoom
William Diaz
WHERE'S THE PC/PS4 PORT, SUDA?
Dominic Taylor
I have never played a video game, I just come here to redpill ppl
Zachary Barnes
Fuck off dankovsky go back to sucking off the stamatins
Kayden Peterson
Sounds about right.
Luis Peterson
>*increases volume*
WELL YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
Xavier Hill
>Max Payne
Think about how many heavily armed criminals he has canonically killed. Hundreds upon hundreds. I don't know if he would solve any mysteries but he would sure as fuck not lose any gun fights.
Caleb James
>*Outruns Judy*
Heh.. You are too slow!
Dylan Ramirez
Gohan from the Cell Saga.
Wouldn't be *quite* as effective as Cooper was in solving the mystery, since he doesn't have the same skill set as Coop... However, Gohan can detect Ki.
Assuming that Bob's energy was strong enough Gohan could probably pretty quickly find him hiding within Leland. Gohan would probably just try to blast Leland if he resisted - so Bob would end up escaping.
Windom earl might be a bit trickier since Earl is just a ordinary man and wouldn't have extraordinary Ki - but the time saved by stopping Leland so quickly would probably give Gohan the time he needs to play through Windom's game.
If Gohan ended up following Windom into the Lodge and getting split like Coop was a Coop-possessed Gohan ( Gohan Black? ) would have been able to pretty much destroy the world.
Possessed Gohan would still end up being destroyed by the glove - probably around the time Gohan's dougie jones equivalent woke up.
So I guess things line up pretty closely -.. even if the world would have been pretty destroyed by that possessed Gohan.
Ryder Hall
>Assuming that Bob's energy was strong enough Gohan could probably pretty quickly find him hiding within Leland.
I imagine that sensing BOB would be the equivalent of staring directly into the sun.
Anthony Parker
>*deletes the timeline and turns you into a furry sex-worker*
*Ethereal whooshing intensifies*
Colton Gomez
>Just downloaded World of Horror's demo and got all the endings
I think whatsherface is gonna do aaaaaaaaaaaallright.
I really hope there's a Forrest Kaysen horror in the proper game, a giant demon farmer with a doll of himself on his hand accompanied by a seemingly normal dog.
Lucas Collins
>*Walks into the red room*
>"You sure know how to throw a party, little guy"
>"No food, no drinks but some crappy coffee, and the only babe just vanished!"
>"Now, let's rock baby!"
Carson Hughes
Most of the World of Horror protege would do mine in Twin Peaks. Making massive ridiculous jumps in logic that somehow turn out to be entirely accurate and connected to everything is something they fucking excel at. Surviving eldritch horrors is another.
And unlike back home, they have no impending DOOM to panic over.
Parker Cox
*Jimmy Scott starts playing death metal*
Jaxon Anderson
STYLISH
Cameron Fisher
>Ninja Gaiden
Windom Earle getting an Izuna Drop would have been better than whatever the fuck that second half of season 2 was.
Caleb Watson
Idk how Twin peaks works, but I just got off Splatoon, so you tell me. How would a 14 year old Inkling do?
Michael Anderson
Inklings are dumb as bricks. I'm like, 95% certain they'd just waltz right into the Black Lodge and get their soul deleted.