Excuse me? TIFA?!?

That or Cloud is getting cucked by some rando because you didn't build enough slut points with the whore

They're ALONE in this pimp's BEDROOM and they're ASKING me to LEAVE you dense FOOL

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So this is why soi boomers like this game so much lmaooooooooo

based incel bro

>hey you remember growing up in Nibelheim and Cloud came to visit with that Sephiroth guy? Do you remember this or that happening
>all in front of Cloud

I don't blame her

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delete this shit fucking retard

yuffie is for cloud anyway

Why is she shitting on Cloud?

why is she pooping blood

chad honey bee inn VIP member vs corneo's little crossdressing bitchboi
he never stood a chance

lotta dicks

excuse me

Who is THIS guy?? Slapping my waifus ass.

you would pick the difficult slut instead?

its her MANfriend

Aerisu is not a slut
She's a prostitute

Zack wouldn't have stood for this. Cloud is a beta

cloud should go hang out with vaan

Johnny never lived in Nibeheim, you even meet his parents in sector 7 who say he's leaving home for the first time. The confusion arises from the shit translation, Johnny constantly and aggressively refers to Cloud as 'childhood friend', but the way certain sentences are translated and or squeezed into textboxes make it seem like Johnny was a childhood friend of Cloud and Tifa's.

He's trying to fuck MY wife while HIS wife is taking a shower. What the fuck

what the fuck was wrong with FF7's character models? dude looks like a furry tyrannosaurus

Early 3d looked like shit most of the time.

You and everyone else who posts this meme is fucking retarded. Especially since Jonny's new girlfriend is IN THE SAME FUCKING BUILDING.

This is the Tifa equivalent of lel Aeris selling flowers is a euphemism for prostitution because I read that one doujin on sadpanda

it's called soul

Walking down the street this guy slaps your gfs ass. What do

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I guarantee you they will alter this scene so as to pander to waifu losers

Yeah by making johnny fully voiced

She's pure and innocent like a child.

You gotta understand that FF7 was Square's first attempt at 3D games and it shows. They were still in the mindset of FF6 where you used chibi characters as representations of characters in the overworld and that carried over to FF7. Seriously take a look at the FF6 tech demo on playstation hardware to get an idea of where their heads were at during FF7's development

She doesn't actually fuck him there you stupid fuck.
The whole game Tifa lies to everyone and keeps quiet about there being something wrong with Cloud, which eventually leads to Meteor being summoned.

She's asking Johnny questions regarding Cloud because he knew him.

She literally dated and made out with Zack.

they're clearly not talking about cloud user, the dialogs are all like "hee hee hee" and "oh yeah i remember" and "oh stop it you... heeheehee"

>Johnny
>Pimp

Lol?

The scene doesn't even happen if Tifa is in your party, just bring her with you if it bothers you.

That scene happens before Tifa and Cloud even go on a single date.

Childhood Cloud had a crush on Tifa, but at that point in the game and up until that point the Cloud you see is a fucked up schizo who can't remember who he is an is just emulating Zack.

So even if Tifa banged twenty dude it's not as though it was any of Cloud's business.

do you guys know that they are just friends from the slums and that tifa turns him down both in the slums and in costa del sol right

No it can't be... delete this post...

The party is only Cloud for the entirety of the Costa del Sol part, so I don't know what you mean

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No because that would require them to actually play this game and not just recite stale memes

Source please

>The confusion arises from the shit translation
Why after all of these years have we not gotten a good retranslation, official or fan-made? I would honestly rather have an OG FF7 with a great translation than the remake.

She actually never turns him down explicitly. The moments between Tifa and Johnny are kept secret and as Cloud we never know what happens there.

The only sane man in this thread.

aaaaaand /thread
let's turn this shit into a real tifa thread amirite

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Wtf I don't remember this scene.

Mandela effect strikes again I guess

I don't see a problem here. So you guys don't let your girlfriends have male friends at all?

Because Final Fantasy is a normalfag series and they don't even realize the translation is faulty

the fuck is up with modern dudes

She fucked that nigga A LOT

It is called the "beacause" translation and neither of you know about it because you are casual as fuck.

>girlfriends

Theyre incels user. Sour grapes all around

>Yeah because nobody has ever cheated on his girlfriend (while she's taking a shower) with his lifelong crush who is in a bed in front of you, r-right guys?
Cope.

the fact that your mind works like a bad porn premise shows you for the coomer incel you are

Why does the idea of a girl having sex with another guy bother you people so much that you have to go to lengths to defend it?

And his fucking girlfriend is in the shower to the left you cuck. Why do you faggots who push this meme pretend shes not there. If you want to be cucked that bad go pay someone to do it.

>one of the “greatest games of all time” has you play as a cross dressing, cucked, twink
Yeah, no.
Cuckold mentality.

>for the day

Uhh. No? The fuck you going on about?

That’s my real response.

If you truly think cheating on your gf in this scenario is not possible you've really never left your basements at all in your entire lives

Kinda facts

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>user watches too much porn and can only speak in buzzwords
I'm lmaoing at ur life

Reminder that Johnny hated cloud for essentially cucking him. It was so bad he left his parents to die in Midgar to journey and better himself. He finds a new girlfriend and eventually proposes to her but not without Cloud roaming around strutting Tifa in front of him while acting like he doesnt even care. How is Cloud the beta in this situation? He has hot bitches following him all over the world, and Johnny BELIEVES he is a super Ex-Soldier Playboy badass. Cloud is actually autismo but it plays off to outsiders as intended.

Get cucked ntrfags

Johnny is a loser who always had the hots for Tifa and had to settle for less. He opened a bar inspired by her and found a girlfriend to heal his wounded heart and moved on. The guy is so much of a cuck that he even encourages Cloud to pursue Tifa. Pretending Johnny is a chad and that this exchange is nothing more than old friends reuniting is just trying to demoralize Tifa. Which at this point doesn't surprise me with Yas Forums.

More like Teatfa

So when you arrive in Costa Del Sol Cloud will tell the party to take five for a while. If you visit the hotel Johnny will be there trying to put up a strong front for Cloud exclaiming how he's started a new life. But while Johnny is chatting it up with Tifa, Johnny has a new girlfriend. In the bathroom. A few rooms down.

Now there's 2 interpretations of this scene. Either A. Johnny was actually trying to fuck Tifa while his new girlfriend was only a couple of doors away. Or B. He was genuinely just having a conversation and coomers are retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=9s-ls2pu-vE

what was the purpose of this scene in the original?

The point is nothing happens. You making up cuck scenarios doesn't make it canon. We get it you want to make tifa look bad. You're probably an Aerithfag or a closet cuck. I dont know which is worse.

The real issue here is that after finding out Tifa's and the others are going to be busy all day he doesn't pound Yuffie until the materia falls out of her ass

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He even calls you an Ex-Soldier, a Playboy, and a Murderer. He couldnt be more bitter about it early in the game before he accepts his fate as not alpha enough for Tifa

The option to respond like this is not offered to us. We are only allowed to leave the room and hear them have fun from a distance until we exit the house and leave them alone.
Bet Johnny also asked his gf to "leave them alone for the day" when she came in