Which characters have the most innocent romance in gaming?

Ok boomer

Why do Americans obsess over losing virginity so much?

my beta ass literally asked if she wanted to lay me and she said "of course I do but you have to marry me first"

Or it's because they're massive faggots.

>i-it was always shit
MAXIMUM BOOMER COPE
You'll never be young again faggot, stop doing the sour grapes thing.

based post.

getting that all out of my system by hs was relieving. people i know who didn't have their first experience by 18 became social weirdos even the successful ones. it's an important milestone to be validated by graduation or at most early into college.

I would have called you guys failed normalfags in the past but you never know what's up. My closest chance to ever have a gf turned out to be some cold, borderline asexual girl whose first bf cheated on on the prom night specifically for that reason. Never, never ever reach out to your normalfag "friends" to set you up because they'll just mock you if they pigeonhole you as a freak.

>Now think how euphoric must be the life of a teenager who deflowers a new teenage girl every few days or so
Why are you people so obsessed with sex? Wouldn't it be much better to just have one gf you really love?

29
>had sex once with a 6/10
>first made out at 9yo
>never had a gf
>but multiple girls who were interested
>but for some fucking retarded reason I consciously ignored all of them
>probably bitterness because I got rejected by every girl I was interested in
>never felt real romance or heard "I love you"
>now stuck at a factory job going nowhere, just play video games and starting to lose hairline

So this is how youth ends...

Psh, I can find a 13 year old girl any day I want.

Sorry to hear eh reh poster

Because everyone's telling a boy that if he has fucked a lot of different girls, he is manly and respected. Well, I mean it's true. "Women want him, and men want to be him" and all that

i was at 13, except that happened when i was 12. i fucked it up the same day she confessed and never had a chance like that again. luckily i only need my video games

Despite what normalfags and delusional Chads s it's not mental issues that cause virginity, it's the other way around. Personality is largely irrelevant, tons of fucked up people of all kinds get laid all the time. Men who don't get sex all their lives literally turn into homeless rambling drunks, it's not some funny normie comedy like The 40 Year Old Virgin.
What times do you think we live in? A life with one good partner from a young age would be ideal but that's completely impossible these days, so at least give me the hedonistic lifestyle normalfags get just for breathing while they lie that it's because of their wonderful personalities. Also normalfags keep saying "lmao sex is not that important" then they make entertainment like that movie where a dude abstains from sex for a month and finds it to be torture.

I did pretty much everything except sex with this girl when I was ~13 or 14 down to heavy petting, but didn't actually have sex till I was 19, what does that mean for me?

>jaded beyond salvation. Doomed to walk the earth lifting heavy objects and acquiring mass.

Shit i only got 2 years to get that buff?

27 here, I'm all those things (except hugs I guess, but I got very lucky in being friends with a very touchyfeely girl), it only gets worse.

Being a teenager was the most miserable time of my life. I wasn't even a loser, had some gf's, friend group, good grades. But I still was unhappy until after high school. I feel as if life is simpler now. The burden of waking up early to ride a yellow twinkie bus to be called out by sub 70iq teens who are antagonize you just for trying ignore there stupidity only to be stressed out about 5 different test on subjects that were poorly instructed by asshole teachers, and all 5 of those subjects aren't even relevant to the work I do. Only to get home and be stressed with parents with arbitrary expectations and bitchy gf which in hindsight was an extremely dumb girl I dated and acted like I cared a lot about because she was easy and I wanted to lose my virginity, then it happened, so I broke up with her since everything after that is like talking to a wet piece of cardboard. Nowadays I wake up, happily do my job, then feel like I don't have any responsibilities. I can drive wherever, buy whatever, girls are mature and looking for what they actually want which is either sex or an actual relationship. And I don't have to interact with groups of people I don't want to and have friends who share my interest fully. Idk being an adult is pretty kino if you hated school

>30
>become god of gains
how is this bad?

It mean you're good. You got it before the deadline. You're more functional than a majority of people that post here.

Soon-to-be wizards ww@?

27 here.

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Post the my main is on eredar pic, I lost my virginity at 20 and it was the first thing that came to my mind.

28 all above, but not very bothered by it. Going full wizard and concentrating on work.

okay /vit/
I am a hungry skeleton
I own two 50 pound dumbbells I cannot even begin to curl
How do I acquire the mass to lift them?

Just because you grew up to be a miserable faggot doesn't mean that's some empirical truth to the world. Everybody is different. I hated my teenage years and am significantly happier now than I was back then and I know a lot of people that feel the same. Making some long retarded post exclaiming your personal experience as some revelation about the world makes you look like a fucking idiot.

Yup, super cute stuff.

>Only to get home and be stressed with parents with arbitrary expectations and bitchy gf which in hindsight was an extremely dumb girl I dated and acted like I cared a lot about because she was easy and I wanted to lose my virginity, then it happened
If that didn't happen you wouldn't be saying how awesome you have it now.

>23
>virgin
Is there hope for me?

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Based, I should really get off this website but I'm so used to the format.

Thank God this is not me then. Because I'm gay as shit and I've always been so this Pic doesn't apply to me. although I guess I missed out on having a teenage BF now that I think about it. godfucking damn it, it hurts so fucking much.

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>tfw I just fucked a girl for 2 hours, she came 4 times
>tfw I couldnt finish because I broke up with my ex 3 weeks ago and my dick is sad since for some reason

>tfw can have sex for ~3 or 4 hours but not cum because I fap everyday and have deathgrip

Almost 27 here bro
I'm not even unattractive, just a lazy NEET.

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Based, everyone else is just coping

I also used to fap daily, sometimes twice, but since we broke up I have no libido for some reason

>Nearly 30
>Never kissed a girl
>Never hugged a girl
>Never held hands with a girl
>Don't even know where to start
So... how's Tinder for desperate hookups?

> tfw on the last stage
kill me

You dont count because youre subhuman. Youre destined to be a degenerate with your mental illness

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I will never understand how you can be still virg in your 20s since I am ugly anti social manlet and had sex first time when i was 15 then couple of times but didnt got laid for couple of years now at least i wont die a virg lmao.

>20
>beyond saving

I got engaged at 25 and married at 28. your chart is wrong as fuck.

>I am ugly anti social manlet and had sex first time when i was 15
And that girl's name? Albert Einstein.

>I got engaged at 25 and married at 28
My genuine condolences.

Zero chance at sex, think I heard women only swipe right to 20% of all men. And they aren't going to swipe for some average dude. Your best bet is a prostitute desu.

You should be married by 24 at the latest. Your children will have autism

GOD I'M SO FUCKING LONELY
I just can't approach women. Only a few months before I officially lose my chance at teenage love, when I turn 20. Fucking kill me.
Also, I enjoy the videogame TF2.

i'VE HAD ALL OF THOSE MILESTONES BUT IM STILL ALONE

i think you got lost, this is Yas Forums

>married means you have kids after marriage

DAMN YOUR WIFE DROWNED IN DICK BEFORE YOU GOT HER

>uncle said he is just getting me an escort if I don't get laid before 25.
T-thanks uncle.

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>Lost virginity at 11
Almost feels like I wasted it because it was barely pleasurable for me

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You dont have to believe me user lmao but theres really no reason why i should lie about shit like that. After all im miserable just like most of fags here on top of being a fucking hobbit.

Married means you signed a retarded contract with A FUCKING WOMAN to give her half of your stuff or more when shit goes down. Retard.

>Marrying my highschool gf soon
Feels good lads. I wish you luck, the modern dating world seems horrific

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You hated your teenage years cause you were an autistic fuck who got bullied. Calling it right now. Normal people aren't pathetic as you.

27 here. sex terrifies me and i find it difficult to believe that anybody could ever be attracted to me. when i think about the prospect of a relationship now, all i can think is "who would want to take the time to help me figure things out?" Like, seriously. I've never kissed, never held a girls hand, never been on a date. what woman in my age range would be willing to teach what is basically an actual fucking child how to lick her pussy? so i dont bother anymore. i'm committed to dying alone, clutching my onahole tightly.

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Feels good not to be ugly

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Damn, MY condolences that you lack any form of happiness to be that jaded. what a bleak outlook on life. its no wonder you're in the last bracket.

Oh, I can believe how successful you were but you can just bullshit about yourself being unattractive. Just like every Chad who says it's because of his "personality".

>Used to have a lot of trouble finishing, or even keeping it up with a lot of girls.
>Fall fucking hard for this one reporter girl.
>Suddenly develop a hair trigger and cum in minutes sometimes.

Wtf bros, at least I'm good with my fingers.

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Bro don't feel that way

Everyone who says their first time was great is lying. It's showmanship. It's like saying "Oh yeah the first time I went skiing was doing flips on a black diamond slope, suck my dick".

It's a matter of experience over time. Your best is still ahead of you.

Nice bruh. I did too. Some people will never understand.

God I hope this isn't true but the cope replies make me think it is

>elementary/middle school
>girls come up to me at random and hug me, tell me they love me
>find out they dare each other to hug guys they find especially ugly/creepy and i was a prime target
>one of them starts a rumor I stalk her because we both walk home and live on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stop associating with me
I've completely paranoid of women, especially those who show me any more than the normal level of courtesy. I'm also terrifed of sex after years of sexual abuse at the hands of my dad. At least media helps me simulate the experiece of having a gf. Art/stories depicting cute relationships really help me feel better.

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This.
My first time we couldn't even get in, and we both broke out laughing about it instead. it was awkward in a cute way. Your "first" is experimental, you can expect to be good at something you've never done before

>34
>never even held hands

Ah well. Virgin death ho!

I mean if you have money just hire an escort
They're not gonna care

imagine peaking in high school and being proud of it

He tried to warn us

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28 reporting

>we've gotten to the point where people brag about being normal on fucking Yas Forums

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since i moved to a campus I've been dating teens on the regular

No dude im serious. Ive tried to date recently and literally every single time im either being laughed off or just insta blocked when I mention my height(5'6) so I just stopped trying lol. I aint becoming a cuck Im not that desperate so if something I never had influence on is a main reason why I will die alone then fine I guess nothing wrong with that lmao. At least ive got a good job and my video games.

> the only thing able to provide you with happiness in life is a wet hole
?

how come it's ok for women to do this but not ok for men?