This is Ump45! She's your gun for tonight's battle

This is Ump45! She's your gun for tonight's battle.

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Sorry, but you're really overpowered in mw2 so I'll be using the worst gun in the game, the poor f2000, to shit all over my opponents and show them how much of a skill gap there is between us.

I love Ump45!

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can you have sex with guns

post cute comics, I like those

Perhaps you could find another use for me, master? I only wish to serve.

Only one way to find out.

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Master! We missed you so much!

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Imagine eating with your hands in coronaland in the year of our Lord 2020

But her hands are so clean and smooth.

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Braindead roleplaying degenerates should have their skulls caved in.

Thoroughly based

Your hostility is misguided and uncalled for.

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You're a gun, what other use is there for you other than me going into battle with you, me cleaning you, and me protecting you?

I... I just dont know, master! I dont know what I was thinking!

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Stop saving samples. Fucking zoomers have no idea how to use the internet.

You can't fuck a gun. Play Arknights instead.

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Stop touching your face woman jfc you will doom us all

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Always take care of your younger siblings, family, even when they are wrong!

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give me more ump45!

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Can I make little guns with one?

I HATE that in insurgency source the animation they use is the slow ass HK slap charging handle instead of the fucking BOLT RELEASE BUTTON.
it makes it way too slop to reload and really fucks over what is a usually fun gun to use

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Can I have springfield?

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who are these sluts and what do they have to do with guns?

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I'd answer your question but you were way too rude! I can help you if you apologize.

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I want to punch her so fucking bad

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Unecessary violence is heavily discouraged here sir. I suggest you back up.

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FAMILY

How exactly does this work?

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U ami pii fortu faivu desu!

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She loves her sister

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They're from a chink mobile "game"

Lewd!

Come here user I show you.

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I LOVE Ump45!

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Ultimate Badass
Most Cute
Pretty Good At Killing Baddies
45 Kisses For You!

Ump45!

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Worst 404 desu ne

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L-lewd!

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Can I have some AA-12 dump?
She is my favorite shotgun.

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>h*ws garbo

leeewdddddd

I only have Ump45 sorry user!

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Screw her give me the superior SMG choice. IDW

Cutest Chuuni!

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Please no hurtful comments! Everyone has preferences but we should be kind when voicing them.

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איזה טעם חרא יש לך אנון

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