This is Ump45! She's your gun for tonight's battle.
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March 11, 2020 - 22:41
Sorry, but you're really overpowered in mw2 so I'll be using the worst gun in the game, the poor f2000, to shit all over my opponents and show them how much of a skill gap there is between us.
March 11, 2020 - 22:42
can you have sex with guns
March 11, 2020 - 22:43
post cute comics, I like those
March 11, 2020 - 22:43
Perhaps you could find another use for me, master? I only wish to serve.
Only one way to find out.
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March 11, 2020 - 22:44
Master! We missed you so much!
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March 11, 2020 - 22:46
Imagine eating with your hands in coronaland in the year of our Lord 2020
March 11, 2020 - 22:46
But her hands are so clean and smooth.
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March 11, 2020 - 22:47
Braindead roleplaying degenerates should have their skulls caved in.
March 11, 2020 - 22:48
Your hostility is misguided and uncalled for.
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March 11, 2020 - 22:49
You're a gun, what other use is there for you other than me going into battle with you, me cleaning you, and me protecting you?
March 11, 2020 - 22:50
I... I just dont know, master! I dont know what I was thinking!
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March 11, 2020 - 22:53
Stop saving samples. Fucking zoomers have no idea how to use the internet.
March 11, 2020 - 23:02
You can't fuck a gun. Play Arknights instead.
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March 11, 2020 - 23:03
Stop touching your face woman jfc you will doom us all
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March 11, 2020 - 23:03
Always take care of your younger siblings, family, even when they are wrong!
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March 11, 2020 - 23:05
give me more ump45!
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March 11, 2020 - 23:06
Can I make little guns with one?
March 11, 2020 - 23:07
I HATE that in insurgency source the animation they use is the slow ass HK slap charging handle instead of the fucking BOLT RELEASE BUTTON. it makes it way too slop to reload and really fucks over what is a usually fun gun to use
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March 11, 2020 - 23:07
Can I have springfield?
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March 11, 2020 - 23:22
who are these sluts and what do they have to do with guns?
March 11, 2020 - 23:31
I'd answer your question but you were way too rude! I can help you if you apologize.
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March 11, 2020 - 23:33
I want to punch her so fucking bad
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March 11, 2020 - 23:40
Unecessary violence is heavily discouraged here sir. I suggest you back up.
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March 11, 2020 - 23:42
How exactly does this work?
March 11, 2020 - 23:45
U ami pii fortu faivu desu!
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March 11, 2020 - 23:45
She loves her sister
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March 11, 2020 - 23:47
They're from a chink mobile "game"
March 11, 2020 - 23:48
Lewd!
Come here user I show you.
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March 11, 2020 - 23:50
Ultimate Badass Most Cute Pretty Good At Killing Baddies 45 Kisses For You!
Ump45!
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March 11, 2020 - 23:56
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March 12, 2020 - 00:05
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March 12, 2020 - 00:14
L-lewd!
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March 12, 2020 - 00:15
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March 12, 2020 - 00:18
Can I have some AA-12 dump? She is my favorite shotgun.
March 12, 2020 - 00:19
leeewdddddd
I only have Ump45 sorry user!
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March 12, 2020 - 00:20
Screw her give me the superior SMG choice. IDW
March 12, 2020 - 00:22
Cutest Chuuni!
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March 12, 2020 - 00:22
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March 12, 2020 - 00:22
Please no hurtful comments! Everyone has preferences but we should be kind when voicing them.
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March 12, 2020 - 00:25
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March 12, 2020 - 00:28
איזה טעם חרא יש לך אנון
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March 12, 2020 - 00:28