It's time we talk about the COOMER problem

It's time we talk about the COOMER problem.

They are by far the worst fans. They cry about minor character modifications, or if a female isn't sexualized enough. They obsess over things that have nothing to do with video games (such as breast size) on this board. And if you disagree with them, they label you an "incel". All they care about is their video game jerk off fantasy, not gameplay or game mechanics, unless it has something to do with "romancing" other characters in game.

How do we stop them?

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Just stop posting females or worshipping them so much. Imagine you were doing that to a dude. GAY. That's what you're doing with a female. It's literally all gay unless it's not a female in front of you that you are macking.

You can't stop them.

Coomers are bad when they have dirty hands.

But they're really valuable when they have girlfriends.

Strange that.

Coomers.. Filthy fucking coomers.

Literally giving themselves brain damage by overloading themselves on dopamine, making them socially retarded and mentally ill. Desperately wanting to have a girlfriend/boyfriend/trap/whatever but too addicted to cooming that they can't do it with an actual person. Slaves to the porn industry, spending literally millions of dollars a year on that next fix.

What a bunch of onions, pleb tier, faggots. Get off Yas Forums and hot glue your anime action figures and body pillows you pathetic low-test fucks.

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I present my evidence

The less coomers buy CP2077 the better for me. Means devs won't have to bow down to coomers.

Haven't beat my dick in 2 years and I still refuse to buy games with ugly bitches in it. If you're adding a bitch you either maker her attractive or you get your shit pirated.

Ask me anything

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How does it feel to buy shitty games only because they have good looking women in them?

There is already a word for that, retarded OP. The word is human. We are human and you SJW feminists are not. You anti-human scum ruin everything you touch.

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Nah you misunderstand. They have to be good good games -and- have pretty bitches if the bitches are present. Otherwise the deal is off.

Fixed

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>if your thoughts aren't controlled by coom you are an sjw
So you're low inhibition in addition to being retarded?

fuck you fagg
what the fuck is your problem with pretty womens?

I personally don't think games should have female characters. It's just distracting.

You can never stop us, fool. Never ! Games are fantasy. We want our baes to be pretty ! Case closed !

Nobody believes you liars anymore. You will deny a pattern exists. No matter how many times it happens, no matter how obvious it becomes, no matter how reliably everyone can predict it now.

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At least demand actually good looking girls instead of bland bitches like in this case with Cyberpunk. New design is way better.

Fuckinbg asshole OP, do you think Nier Automata would have sold as well without 2B's magnificent booty !?

Ngl both of them are shit, she's a fuckin sticc m8

Girls in video games should be hot. I see enough ugly bitches on the street and in the office on a daily basis.

Appearance over everything. Fuck you

>Ngl

Always said by the worst liars.

You'd have to pay me a million dollars to fuck that whale.

Americans were a mistake

>friend bought me Cyberpunbk pre-order for xmas
>wont get to play it because I'll be dead from the virus

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>I NEED TO COOOMM OMG TIFAS TITS *COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Have sex.

Sick b8 namefagging loser

fag

yes because of platinum games and kaine, you fucking faggot

New female v is ugly as fuck. She's been negro-ified.

I don't have an image with me, but I think they designed her to look like a Solo character named Rogue from the table top.

Seethe less, central asiatics.

>forgot pic

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>over everything

You SJWs have absolutely nothing. Nobody likes you. You faggots can't even stand each other. Feminist Ghostbusters, tranny Terminator and fugly Charlie's Angels proved that.

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We are not the worst fans. We are PASSIONATE, stupid OP.

>Sick B8
I see you're a fan of that band too

What is wrong about loving eye candy in my games you fucking social justice scumbags?

Top girl needs a ham sandwich lad, she'd break in a stiff breeze

Fuck you. You prefer that shit, you fucking faggot

You are wasting your time talking to trannys. Beauty, romance and relationships are basic human traits those creatures will never, ever understand. Because SJWs are not human. They don't talk like humans, they don't think like humans, they don't act like humans and these days they don’t even look human. They fail the Turing Test, they fail the Voight Kampff Test.

Once you understand that, the world starts to make more sense. That’s why modern society is getting so crazy. We are being taken over by creatures that are completely antihuman.

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Because you faggots treat it like it's the only thing that's important in video games, way to miss the point retard.

>lighter skin
>make up
what was Yas Forums crying about again?

>oomer
maybe people could take you seriously if you didn't speak in memes

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Incels don't salivate over girls in games. I'm a foreveralone wizard and I dislike seeing girls in my games period.

Based, too based. So glad we channers are finally maturing past the horny teen mindset.

It's not the most important, but it is important, bitch.

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>but it is
no, it's not. You want to coom? Get on pornhub and shut the fuck up.

>we
Return to redditera

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Yes it is. Now you shut the fuck up. Now it's your turn to say no it's not, and I will respond by yes it is, and etc etc. Bitch.

Ok well it's not. Have sex.

Seething coomer detected.

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>>It seriously is. Fuck off.

>cis white guy bad
>womyn good
Good to see Yas Forums and twitter agree on something

this just looks like a photo of some engineers

Give my characters the giant tiddies or fuck off. Behead those who insult boner culture.

Incels mad that games are no longer required to have retarded looking unrealistic moe shit "girls" and can finally have actual realistic women.

So based. Most chad thread on this board.

damn right, sisters. Fuck transphobes, fuck racists and fuck drumpf.

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Nice strawman, kiddo. Too bad we non-coomers are above such petty non-arguments.

>realistic women

That's feminist codeword for dog ugly.

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